DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-08 (DUmmies React To John Edwards Scandal Admission)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

The Penis will always get you in to trouble

Especially if you stick it in the fan.

[Cyber Liberty]

Yeah, you’re bad. Let us both retire tonight, comfortable in the knowledge that we’re not married to this creature.

[Califelephant]

“Why did Bill get a free ride for his serial philandering?”

I think it’s because Bill was President at the time. Edwards doesn’t have a political position that requires partisan protection, so no circling the wagons for him. He can confidently and safely be thrown under the bus.

[Jemian]

Too funny.

[Christian4Bush]

Sned pizza!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

That's the problem. All that blood in the penis makes them unable to think.,

They stop thinking before the blood is in the penis. Once it's there, you've gone waaay to far.

[COBOL2Java]

Hey, Bill Clinton is giving a speech in Denver, so why can’t the Breck Girl also speak at the convention? Everyone lies about sex, right? DUmmies? Hello?

[Charles Henrickson]

how my pet DUmmie ants would react. The moment I came home, I took a look at my DUmmie Ant Farm to watch them form the circular mill over this scandal. So let us all take a look inside the DUmmie Ant Farm. . . .

HOURS OF FUN!

[Reddy]

“The DU reaction surprised me. Thought they would be a little lot easier on him. Why did Bill get a free ride for his serial philandering?”

Just what I was thinking, too. When BJ did it, it was only about sex (lying under oath), therefore no big deal. These DUmmies seem genuinely upset about the Breck Girl’s transgressions!

[SkyDancer]

(using Rush Limbaugh’s pansy tone) -but but he’s now honest that he came forward and admitted it ... isn’t he a hero???

>gak<

[Charles Henrickson]

Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby's birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.

Of course. Edwards was Father of the Year for 2007, not 2008.

[Paul Heinzman]

Not at all. That comment is loaded with so many potential responses on so many levels that I’m practically bursting with anticipation of how the usual suspects will handle it.

[Eaker]

Sned pizza!!!

Sned beer too!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Goodbye John Edwards. You are now dead weight in political circles. You are trash, total pure unadulturated trash.

Oh, I don't know. I'd say he's total pure ADULTERATED trash.

[PJ-Comix]

Damn men and their penises.

The more I read that, the FUnnier it gets!!!

[centurion316]

Great post, thanks. I especially liked this little bit of soul-searching from one of the DU Ants:

I bought his lie hook line and sinker

I find it hard to believe that a liberal would buy what a politician has to say "hook, line, and sinker". I wonder if she can spell O-B-A-M-A?

[Randy Larsen]

What about all those abortion cases he made his money from?

[Enchante]

re: DU and DailyKos

They don’t need Edwards now, he’s not the lib President who must be protected at all costs, and Obambi is their new guy, so it’s more convenient to throw Edwards under the bus (or overboard from the good ship CSS* Dystopia) — get rid of him quickly the libs think, we don’t need him around anymore.

*CSS = Commie States Ship

[Paul Heinzman]

Well there goes any plans for Edwards as AG going after the media companies...

I think he's an excellent for Adulterer General.

[Paul Heinzman]

That bus has got to be getting pretty smelly. Oh, sure, you can hose of the sides and the tires, but that exhaust system is pretty hot, and parts get stuck and fused to it, and every time you start up the bus the putrid stink warms up and permeates to the point that all the pine tree air fresheners in Beijing cabs can’t cover the stench.