Posted on 08/08/2008 3:56:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I thought of when I heard about John Edwards admitting that he was shtooping the Hunter chick was how my pet DUmmie ants would react. The moment I came home, I took a look at my DUmmie Ant Farm to watch them form the circular mill over this scandal. So let us all take a look inside the DUmmie Ant Farm at this THREAD titled, "Edwards Admits Sexual Affair; Lied as Presidential Candidate." As usual the DUmmie ant rantings are in scandalous Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still laughing over Edwards "admission" that he was 99% truthful," is in the [brackets]:
Edwards Admits Sexual Affair; Lied as Presidential Candidate. In ABC News Interview, Edwards Says He Cheated, but Did Not Father Child
[Yeah, Edwards spent hours until the early AM visiting Andrew Young's daughter at the Beverly Hilton.]
John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today.
[GASP! Edwards LIED? Who woulda thunk it?]
In an interview for broadcast tonight on Nightline, Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.
[We feel so much better now knowing that it was strictly for gratuitous sex.]
Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter's baby girl, Frances Quinn, although the one-time Democratic Presidential candidate said he has not taken a paternity test.
[Edwards needs to take the MAURY POVICH HOME PATERNITY TEST.]
Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby's birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.
[So Andrew Young got sloppy seconds? And now to laugh at the DUmmie reaction to the fall of their icon...]
I have no respect for anyone who cheats on their spouse. There are NO excuses as far as I'm concerned. It's called Divorce. It's that simple. And the fact that his wife is extremely ill, well that just goes to show what kind of person he REALLY is.
[A Bill Clinton!]
Well there goes any plans for Edwards as AG going after the media companies...
[Will he still be able to buy a PlayStation3 on the sly at Walmart?]
God, what is it about married men who can't keep it in their pants? F*ck them.
[Ben Burch did.]
The Penis will always get you in to trouble
[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]
Pisses me off. Poor Elizabeth. He's dead to me.
[But, hey, he was still "99% honest."]
What about their two little ones? How do you explain this to them??? Why don't men think of that when they unzip?
[Three little ones. Actually four little ones after Edwards unzips.]
That's the problem. All that blood in the penis makes them unable to think.,
[Every guy who ever picked up a bar hag at 4 AM is nodding his head in agreement with you.]
I am too angry to express myself civilly, but let it suffice to say he is dog dung to me. He is without a heart or a conscience. Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker. Imagine what Elizabeth is going through - along with her other battles. A pox upon you, John Edwards, and your little weenie, too!
[Please don't use silly juvenile words for that body part. The proper scientific term is "talleywhacker."]
Yes every woman that is dying or fighting a major illness loves it when her husband screws somebody else. Happened to a friend of mine and it almost killed her. What a bastard.
[John Edwards is just $10 away from being rehabilitated.]
Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.
[LOL! So the Edwards affair also outed your hubby.]
The idea that Barack would even think about cheating on Michelle is so ridiculous and unbelievable that I cannot even imagine it!
[Is that you, Scarlett Johansen?]
He just ruined his political career. The person I had originally hoped would be the next President just committed political suicide.
[Perhaps Will Pitt can now become his press secretary.]
THE KID IS HIS too. He is trying to slide out of that
[Sliding into that is what caused the kid in the first place.]
Goodbye John Edwards. You are now dead weight in political circles. You are trash, total pure unadulturated trash. You're a liar and an ass. Your wife is battling cancer and you're out banging other women? You loser, F*CKING LOSER. Why didn't you just surf to a porn web site and spank the monkey really quick and rush back to your wife's side? America does NOT NEED YOU. Go away and goodbye.
[The Edwards 2012 campaign is looking forward to your contribution.]
It also looks like money was involved, he has a wife with cancer and a baby born to this woman may have been his. How much worse can it get?
[If it turns out that his other mistress was Ben Burch.]
He is a lot of things, but great isn't one. He's a pussy, a liar, a whimp, a prick. He was no leader...he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about. ... total fraud. The quicker he can be jettisoned out of the public limelight the quicker we can move forward.
[Why do you hate Bill Clinton so much?]
AAAAAAAAARGH! Someone quick, I'm in need of an intervention. Doctor, please up my meds!
[Stand by! Your lithium overdose is on the way!]
Hey John can I have the $100.00 back now?
[You'll get it right after Bev Harris sends you your $10 back.]
Especially if you stick it in the fan.
Yeah, you’re bad. Let us both retire tonight, comfortable in the knowledge that we’re not married to this creature.
“Why did Bill get a free ride for his serial philandering?”
I think it’s because Bill was President at the time. Edwards doesn’t have a political position that requires partisan protection, so no circling the wagons for him. He can confidently and safely be thrown under the bus.
Too funny.
Sned pizza!!!
They stop thinking before the blood is in the penis. Once it's there, you've gone waaay to far.
Hey, Bill Clinton is giving a speech in Denver, so why can’t the Breck Girl also speak at the convention? Everyone lies about sex, right? DUmmies? Hello?
HOURS OF FUN!
“The DU reaction surprised me. Thought they would be a little lot easier on him. Why did Bill get a free ride for his serial philandering?”
Just what I was thinking, too. When BJ did it, it was only about sex (lying under oath), therefore no big deal. These DUmmies seem genuinely upset about the Breck Girl’s transgressions!
(using Rush Limbaugh’s pansy tone) -but but he’s now honest that he came forward and admitted it ... isn’t he a hero???
>gak<
Of course. Edwards was Father of the Year for 2007, not 2008.
Not at all. That comment is loaded with so many potential responses on so many levels that I’m practically bursting with anticipation of how the usual suspects will handle it.
Sned beer too!!!
Oh, I don't know. I'd say he's total pure ADULTERATED trash.
The more I read that, the FUnnier it gets!!!
I bought his lie hook line and sinker
I find it hard to believe that a liberal would buy what a politician has to say "hook, line, and sinker". I wonder if she can spell O-B-A-M-A?
What about all those abortion cases he made his money from?
re: DU and DailyKos
They don’t need Edwards now, he’s not the lib President who must be protected at all costs, and Obambi is their new guy, so it’s more convenient to throw Edwards under the bus (or overboard from the good ship CSS* Dystopia) — get rid of him quickly the libs think, we don’t need him around anymore.
*CSS = Commie States Ship
I think he's an excellent for Adulterer General.
That bus has got to be getting pretty smelly. Oh, sure, you can hose of the sides and the tires, but that exhaust system is pretty hot, and parts get stuck and fused to it, and every time you start up the bus the putrid stink warms up and permeates to the point that all the pine tree air fresheners in Beijing cabs can’t cover the stench.
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