Posted on 08/08/2008 3:56:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I thought of when I heard about John Edwards admitting that he was shtooping the Hunter chick was how my pet DUmmie ants would react. The moment I came home, I took a look at my DUmmie Ant Farm to watch them form the circular mill over this scandal. So let us all take a look inside the DUmmie Ant Farm at this THREAD titled, "Edwards Admits Sexual Affair; Lied as Presidential Candidate." As usual the DUmmie ant rantings are in scandalous Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still laughing over Edwards "admission" that he was 99% truthful," is in the [brackets]:
Edwards Admits Sexual Affair; Lied as Presidential Candidate. In ABC News Interview, Edwards Says He Cheated, but Did Not Father Child
[Yeah, Edwards spent hours until the early AM visiting Andrew Young's daughter at the Beverly Hilton.]
John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today.
[GASP! Edwards LIED? Who woulda thunk it?]
In an interview for broadcast tonight on Nightline, Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.
[We feel so much better now knowing that it was strictly for gratuitous sex.]
Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter's baby girl, Frances Quinn, although the one-time Democratic Presidential candidate said he has not taken a paternity test.
[Edwards needs to take the MAURY POVICH HOME PATERNITY TEST.]
Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby's birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.
[So Andrew Young got sloppy seconds? And now to laugh at the DUmmie reaction to the fall of their icon...]
I have no respect for anyone who cheats on their spouse. There are NO excuses as far as I'm concerned. It's called Divorce. It's that simple. And the fact that his wife is extremely ill, well that just goes to show what kind of person he REALLY is.
[A Bill Clinton!]
Well there goes any plans for Edwards as AG going after the media companies...
[Will he still be able to buy a PlayStation3 on the sly at Walmart?]
God, what is it about married men who can't keep it in their pants? F*ck them.
[Ben Burch did.]
The Penis will always get you in to trouble
[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]
Pisses me off. Poor Elizabeth. He's dead to me.
[But, hey, he was still "99% honest."]
What about their two little ones? How do you explain this to them??? Why don't men think of that when they unzip?
[Three little ones. Actually four little ones after Edwards unzips.]
That's the problem. All that blood in the penis makes them unable to think.,
[Every guy who ever picked up a bar hag at 4 AM is nodding his head in agreement with you.]
I am too angry to express myself civilly, but let it suffice to say he is dog dung to me. He is without a heart or a conscience. Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker. Imagine what Elizabeth is going through - along with her other battles. A pox upon you, John Edwards, and your little weenie, too!
[Please don't use silly juvenile words for that body part. The proper scientific term is "talleywhacker."]
Yes every woman that is dying or fighting a major illness loves it when her husband screws somebody else. Happened to a friend of mine and it almost killed her. What a bastard.
[John Edwards is just $10 away from being rehabilitated.]
Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.
[LOL! So the Edwards affair also outed your hubby.]
The idea that Barack would even think about cheating on Michelle is so ridiculous and unbelievable that I cannot even imagine it!
[Is that you, Scarlett Johansen?]
He just ruined his political career. The person I had originally hoped would be the next President just committed political suicide.
[Perhaps Will Pitt can now become his press secretary.]
THE KID IS HIS too. He is trying to slide out of that
[Sliding into that is what caused the kid in the first place.]
Goodbye John Edwards. You are now dead weight in political circles. You are trash, total pure unadulturated trash. You're a liar and an ass. Your wife is battling cancer and you're out banging other women? You loser, F*CKING LOSER. Why didn't you just surf to a porn web site and spank the monkey really quick and rush back to your wife's side? America does NOT NEED YOU. Go away and goodbye.
[The Edwards 2012 campaign is looking forward to your contribution.]
It also looks like money was involved, he has a wife with cancer and a baby born to this woman may have been his. How much worse can it get?
[If it turns out that his other mistress was Ben Burch.]
He is a lot of things, but great isn't one. He's a pussy, a liar, a whimp, a prick. He was no leader...he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about. ... total fraud. The quicker he can be jettisoned out of the public limelight the quicker we can move forward.
[Why do you hate Bill Clinton so much?]
AAAAAAAAARGH! Someone quick, I'm in need of an intervention. Doctor, please up my meds!
[Stand by! Your lithium overdose is on the way!]
Hey John can I have the $100.00 back now?
[You'll get it right after Bev Harris sends you your $10 back.]
“Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker”
There, I’m putting that quote in my profile. Yes, that’s the problem we face— people are gullible. The democrat party is NOT vetting its candidates. That’s why their conspiracy theories go nowhere and we keep hitting pay dirt. We don’t even have to look. These scandals just keep falling into our laps.
Just...wow.
Just...wow.
“Hey, Barry! What say we blow this pop stand and go chase some skirt?”
“You’re either on the bus or you’re under the bus.”
Is there anything you can’t do with that picture? You’re the MacGyver of comedy with Photoshop and that picture.
That's when it's time to INFLATE THOSE TIRES!
May we quote you on that?
I hate when peopel lie and it is so obviously a lie. Yeah the affair ended in 2006 /sarc.
The short bus. Coincidence? I think not. :)
P.S. Taped reaction from O'Bambi to the Edwards scandal coming up on Larry King Barely Alive. Deeply saddened, no doubt.
This is the one that made me snort:
“The Penis will always get you in to trouble
[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]”
Small pox, perhaps?
(and only that, if he's lucky)
The one thing that Obama DOES know is that Ma Belle can (and probably already has) wipe the floor with his scrawny hide...
"How many now? Five, that I'm aware of (I think)"
LOL — “the image that keeps on giving”!
Dear Democractic Underground poster,
I don't blame you for being tricked. Charismatic sociopaths get away with quite a lot in this world when they say the things that people think they want to hear even though they don't mean a word of it.
Now that you've conceded that you were tricked by the rehearsed ersatz sincerity of a blow-dried trial lawyer who has no problem lying to your face with puppy dog eyes, perhaps you'll give more consideration to the following:
You're about to cast your vote for another fancyboy lawyer with a freshly-squared uptown fade haircut who basically amounts to nothing more than a minor Chicago city alderman in experience jiving you with his phony black preacher schtick that works on you because you've never seen a religious huckster show before. Off-script he's a stammering stuttering neophyte displaying a tremendous lack of wisdom and understanding.
Before today, he never even knew where the former USSR satellite nation of Georgia was located or why the Russians are sending tank columns there, just like every other pop-culture nitwit in this nation that you like to pretend you're superior to in intellect.
Just think about that for a little while between commercial breaks.
Have an enjoyable weekend.
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