Posted on 09/30/2008 10:13:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Only two more days. Two more days until army troops sweep in to haul the DUmmies off to Walmart Detention Centers. Think I'm kidding? Then check out this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Two more days until martial law." Personally I think the author, DUmmie mynameisdane, is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. And apparently many DUmmies don't take him seriously either. So let this DUFU edition be an example on how NOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! I remember over a year ago when LFTs were touting Hillary. Wrong move. A true DUmmie back then HATED Hillary (they still do) so it was an obvious LFT giveaway. Oh, and do try to build up over over a thousand DUmmieland posts. That's another LFT giveaway. You can do so by posting away in the DUmmie Lounge commenting on movies or TV shows. See, a really successful LFT does it when he leaves absolutely NO TRACE that he is an LFT. I've been around for over 4 years there and have not had the slightest suspicion cast upon me that I was an LFT. So let us now watch an LFT attempt to get the DUmmies all excited about a military takeover in a couple of days in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose DUmmie screen name is guesswho, is in the [brackets]:
Two more days until martial law
[Get ready for the Walmart Detention Centers!]
In less than forty-eight hours, an active military unit will be deployed domestically for the first time. I know this story received some chatter here at DU around the beginning of September, but I think we should start the rattle again now that the policy is going into effect. Let's get the word out there. These troops were in the hell we once referred to as Iraq for the better part of three years. I doubt that "crowd control" is in their nature. We can't let this story get buried beneath economic and election news. Make no mistake about it: this is martial law. We need to question both the timing and the reasoning behind this ridiculous abuse of power. Is it a preparation for election theft? Is the economy going to get so bad that people are expected to march through the streets? Why is the first brigade to be deployed in Iraq three separate times being handed the responsibilities of the local authorities. Bush is wagging his dick in our faces one last time. Demand answers.
[One big giveaway that this is a LFT is that he spelled "martial" correctly. You really do need learn to spell it as "marshal."]
I don't want the shit we had to deal with here in Minneapolis/St. Paul to be exported to the rest of you. Please make some noise. You know the media will do their damnedest not to touch this.
[Perhaps not but it is being featured in the DUmmie FUnnies so count your blessings. Now on to the other DUmmies...]
I'm not understanding how that many troops is gonna do...well, anything. It's not even enough to have like 1 troop in every city over like 50,000.
[Yeah. A whole Army brigade is expected to take over the country. But let us continue with the manufactured paranoia...]
one of their duties is "crowd control" if the brigade is transported to the location of a protest or march, I assure you there is plenty that they can do.
[Ridiculously claimed the LFT.]
Particularly with that microwave emitter device that heats up your skin is. deployed on innocent protesters. And we though holding a cellphone next to your head was cancer causing.
[Claimed another obvious LFT.]
You only have to brutally crush a couple demonstrations to send a message. I think they're only there in case of a revolution though.
[Claimed an authentic DUmmie who was suckered by the LFTs.]
I'll bet you $1000 right now that you're wrong. If you're going to post chicken little stuff like this, you should have no problem backing it up. Really, is this paranoid shit necessary?
[Not when the authentic DUmmie postings are hilarious enough.]
Trying to incite panic..thanks.
[More like trying to incite laughter.]
I've lived 25 years under marital law
[An authentic DUmmie post that is much more hilarious than the fake posts.]
Those 4,000 troops are going to load us all into concentration camps.
[A sarcastic reply but one which is believed by many DUmmies.]
If I could change my subject title, I would.
[Too late...and your tombstoning is imminent.]
Color me terrified... Seriously... martial law in TWO DAYS? Just exactly what do you think these 4,000 troops can do in a country the size of America? I got to tell you - if they all show up in Idaho they will be both outmanned AND outgunned. You obviously have no idea what kind of shit the good old boys around here have buried in their back yards...
[See, a professional LFT would have had the DUmmies completely on the hook but this LFT has lost them from the get-go.]
I've admitted time and time again throughout this thread that using the words "martial law" in the OP was hyperbolic. This is important enough that it doesn't need to be sexed up like that. Don't you believe, ignoring my usage of those two words, that this is a serious issue that deserves more press? No, I don't think that this force of a few thousand soldiers will subdue an entire nation. Not at all. Martial Law was the wrong term. But could this force have great influence over a large civilian crowd involved in a protest of sorts--in a word, yes. At the RNC, we witnessed an excessive police force brutalizing and jailing around a thousand civilians (many peaceful protesters, participating in permitted marches). But I have no doubt in my mind that this is a step in the direction of martial law, albeit a small but significant one. I totally jumped the shark using that phrase, but my original point stands. People need to know about this.
[Don't even bother trying to talk your way out of it. Best thing to do now is to tombstone yourself and then return to DUmmieland under a new name and more professional LFT attitude.]
Replace ur tin foil hat, the black helicopters are getting thru
[Stated another LFT trying to "pass." Hmmm... Perhaps I should write an LFT training manual called "DUmb Like Me" to give instructions on how to pass as an authentic DUmmie.]
Today is September 30, the 53rd anniversary of James Dean's death. Back when I was doing my hard copy "Scandal Sheet" comix (back in La-La Land) I had written up a long comix story about "James Dean: The Later Years" which was a What-If about if Dean had lived thru the car crash that killed him. In my alternate history, Dean ends up a complete has-been completely forgotten by Hollywood and ends up a lot like Aldo Ray, another big star of the time who ultimately became a has-been. That would have been FUn to publish but Scandal Sheet ceased publishing due to money flow problems.
Hey, another story in which I actually have the cartoon boards for was a Superman parody in whiched the caped hero worked at Chippendale's. Perhaps my bringing Joe Biden and the Democrat party down will bring me to the attention of Mary Matalin enough to let me pitch her on a DUmmie FUnnies book deal (with CD-ROM insert). Those stories would definitely be on the CD.
IBTP
I’ve seen this on so called right wing sites as well.. the paranoid schizophrenics are all over the place.
Top ten?
PING!
How about "Being a DUmmie for Dummies"
Bump
Holy cow! Top ten two days in a row!
Top ten - in today!
10?
Top business 5?
top 15
“I’ve lived 25 years under marital law”
Then move the heck out of your mom’s basement!
I thought that was Napoleon XVI. Extra bonus points for the first person who know what was on the flip side of the There Coming To Take Me Away 45.
Tin soldiers and Bush is drumming
We’re finally on our own
This summer I hear the dummin
Four thousand in Idaho
Oh NOooooooo! There=They’re
I can’t believe I made that mistake. The horror!
Oct. 1st Military starts Martial Law Mission, no more posse comitatus, heads up 'unruly crowds'
Funny, there are FR threads about this same thing.
And I will say it again, 4000 troops to round up about 100 million? Not quite. Things would get VERY interesting for those who tried.
[Get ready for the Walmart Detention Centers!]
HA!! I wish.
[Claimed another obvious LFT.]
DU must not have spell check or spelling/grammar police.
[More like trying to incite laughter.]
[A sarcastic reply but one which is believed by many DUmmies.]
HA!! HA!! How about those "Camp obambis going in now?"
Better buy tinfoil stock for the elections.
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