Posted on 10/29/2008 1:55:18 PM PDT by Pagan Power
Tonight at 8 o'clock EST there are at least a gazillion things that you can be doing besides listening to another infomercial. Perhaps you might remember someone close to you and spend a little quality time reacquainting yourselves. Could be great fun.
Face it, just taking a half hour off is a present all unto itself.
Parents can take advantage of Obama's admonition to turn the kids' TVs off. I have socks to sort and some seriously neglected ass scratching to attend to.
The McCain camp has requested that people make phone calls during this time slot. I think it a strategic mistake to interrupt people when they can get a half hour break from Obie altogether.
So my advice to them is to leave people alone if only for a half hour so they can get their heads on straight before listening to you. They will be more receptive. And you can drive the message home.
I’m gonna clean with my shamwow.
I’m going to watch the Food Network.
That jackass is cutting into my Rays. Not cool jabroni!
Guess he’s not worried about the west coast. I doubt they’ll be watching him at 5 o’clock.
I’ll be getting ready for the Sarah Palin rally in Williamsport tomrrow. I have to dig out the heavy coats, winter hats, gloves and scarves. It’ll be outdoors at Bowman Field at 6:30 p.m., and we are having cold blustery weather here. I’m taking my camera, and hope I can get some good pics to post here. When I picked up my tickets, the guys said they had already issued 6,000 tickets, and that was early in the day.
This is one of the reasons I have a DVD player. Tonight, in Obama’s honor I will watch Howard Hawks’ The Thing. An emotionless alien who survives by absorbing animal blood.he is defeated by a ratag group of airmen, civilians, and scientists.
I’m gonna clean with my shamwow.
Beware of imitations!
The turd is going to lose the white male vote in the Philly area for interfering with the ballgame tonight.
“I’ll be getting ready for the Sarah Palin rally in Williamsport tomrrow. I have to dig out the heavy coats, winter hats, gloves and scarves. It’ll be outdoors at Bowman Field at 6:30 p.m., and we are having cold blustery weather here”.
...when’s that pesky “Global Warming” thingy supposed to start up? ~sarc
One thing I know also, if Obama is elected, I will never call him president, never refer to him as president. He will simply be the Commissar in charge of the Marxist government in Sodom on the Potomac.
Make sure the digital cable box is set to a non-obama channel.
I believe cable companies collect ratings info this way.
That’s hilarious! I’m so glad Pagan Power mentioned doing this, ‘cuz I was thinking the saaaame thing. Turn off and boycott this fool. But the ShamWow comment cracked me up ‘cuz I’ve been meaning to buy a set to get my 2nd set free!!
hahahahahahahaha............that was too funny!
The true insidious nature of the infomercial is that EVERY freaking news channel and local news show is going to rerun huge chunks of the show over and over and over and talking about it infinitum, and in Chris Matthews case getting warm thrills down his let. And Katy bar the door if Hill and BIll show up at the end. The media orgasm may last for days as if it were Carnival and we were in Brazil. So even if you avoid the show, you really can’t avoid it. The question is, will this piss people off. I suppose we’ll see.
C'mon people. D ON't SIT ON YOUR BUTT TONIGHT
Get out there. Write a one-sentence note to your neighbors and friends and drop it on their doorsteps at 8pm.
"DEAR NEIGHBOR: Obama is a danger to our future, both financially and otherwise. He praises our enemies and criticizes our friends.
Our children are too important to take a chance on this man who has been surrounded by American-haters his entire life. I SINCERELY URGE YOU to vote for John McCain, a true American hero who has fought for freedom and prosperity his entire life.
Thank you (YOUR NAME)
C'mon people. D ON't SIT ON YOUR BUTT TONIGHT
Get out there. Write a one-sentence note to your neighbors and friends and drop it on their doorsteps at 8pm.
"DEAR NEIGHBOR: Obama is a danger to our future, both financially and otherwise. He praises our enemies and criticizes our friends.
Our children are too important to take a chance on this man who has been surrounded by American-haters his entire life. I SINCERELY URGE YOU to vote for John McCain, a true American hero who has fought for freedom and prosperity his entire life.
Thank you (YOUR NAME)
no no no, whe have to disect it.
we have to show how it is all a scam.
will he say 250k 100k 150k 200k? for taxes?
THIS IS HOW WE GET PEOPLE TO VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN.
Obama is going to dissemble with nonsense then say “YOU WILL vote FOR ME.”
He will mumble something about his journy and tryin and look like ordinary Joe the Marxist who lives next door.
He is going to triangulate and then say HE IS THE CHANGE.
it will messianic and he will be portrayed as ascending to the WH heavens.
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
conservatives do no hide.
That’s hilarious! I’m so glad Pagan Power mentioned doing this, ‘cuz I was thinking the saaaame thing. Turn off and boycott this fool. But the ShamWow comment cracked me up ‘cuz I’ve been meaning to buy a set to get my 2nd set free!!
hahahahahahahaha............that was too funny!
I sure as hell won’t be watching.
A friend of mine just loaned me “We Were Soldiers” w/Mel Gibson. Said it was the BEST war movie ever! I’m psyched! If I didn’t have it I’d probably watch one of my “Andy Griffith” DVD’s. I have every one of them!
I heard it opens with a chorus of violins and a flock of American flags.
No, no, no!! Watch it on YouTube at 5:30/8:30 once it’s all over. That way the networks don’t get any nielsen spikes during that 1/2 hour.
No, no, no!! Watch it on YouTube at 5:30/8:30 once it’s all over. That way the networks don’t get any nielsen spikes during that 1/2 hour.
I have already put up so many McCain/Palin campaign signs my fingers are blistered and sore.
Please, don't just sit inside tonight. Write a 'personal' note to a dozen or more neighbors... (it's OK to copy the same note)...
Put it on the doorsteps or mailbox of two dozen friends.
This is MUCH more effective than normal impersonal campaign literature.
If you neighbors see how passionate YOU are in support of McCain and in opposing Obama, YOUR NEIGHBORS will listen.
I am doing it. I've already done it, and believe me, it is VERY effective.
Some people are like sheep, just waiting for a good enough reason to support someone.
It is a great movie and Andy Griffith is my favorite too! They had a weekend blitz of all the Andy of Mayberry shows and I taped them for, like, two days. They are a crack up.
The only thing I ever enjoyed with (liberal) Andy Griffith was “A Face in the Crowd,” best political film ever made in the US.
I’m sure Sarah will heat things up a bit!
That’s the funniest thing ever,
yes I think we should all turn off the TV tonight
On another blog, someone said that Chris Matthews will be on all fours, licking the TV set during the speech.!!!
LOL...great image.
I’m going to finish an editorial to the local paper during the Odumbo blabfest, entitled: “An Open Letter to Barack Hussein Obama: Why I am not voting for you on Nov.4th”. It’s half done.
I can’t look at the NOT anymore. I can’t listen to his voice. He makes me physically ill.
Yes, induced labor 'abortion' is actually nothing more than murder of alive newborn struggling children, euphemistically called 'abortion'. ... I suppose using such deceit as that used by Obama, the recently arrested morons threatening to kill Obama were threatening a very late term 'abortion'.
As you look at the little Marxist squirrel pretending to be a man in full, just realize he is a defender of murdering the most helpless struggling infant just froced to be born very prematurely ... and Jill Stanek tells us soem of these struggling little ones take hours to finally die alone, unattended. Such a nice man, Barack Hussein Obama! Defends murdering via neglect. Nice demonspawn that.
The great 0bama has commanded me to watch. I must obey!
“...some seriously neglected ass scratching to attend to. “
LOL! I love it! When my Dad was still alive, and he would get angry, he would tell people to, “Go scratch your ass!” Just thinking of that old coot in his gravely, ticked off voice saying that cracks me up. Dad would have liked this. LOL! Thanks for the smile and the memory! Yes, “some seriously neglected ass scratching to attend to” would definately come before watching the loser Zero.
Can’t even stand to watch Andy and Opie now that they’re shilling for 0bama.
“Can’t even stand to watch Andy and Opie now that they’re shilling for 0bama”.
...good point. But back in 1961 that wasn’t the case.
Besides, I have Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360 so I'll be knee-deep in post-apocalyptic D.C. stomping bad guys and mutants!
Say it isn’t so....not Andy and Opie, too, drinking the Koolaid.
And I always thought they had good ole common sense.
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