Distribute six billion copies of this picture (one for every person on the planet), and then, when the solar storm begins, have each person hold the picture up to the sun. The ugliness will neutralize the sun's harmful rays.:
Posted on 01/09/2009 1:31:02 PM PST by iana300
I’m thinking that threadfall is gonna kill us all.
I vote we launch a preemptive strike and take it out before it gets us!
While we can't stop it we can at least prevent the harmful effects to our bodies. Do all your shopping and extracurricular activities at night or if you have to go out in the daytime, simply coat a big golf umbrella with aluminum foil. That should protect you from direct contact with the suns dangerous and lethal rays.
OR, you can ignore the crap you are learning in school regarding global warming and all that stuff and run outside and play like a normal kid of the '50s, 60's, 70's and 80's............
Look at all of us, were still alive!
Well then, I guess next weekend is blown to Hell. Have a nice life (whatever is left of it!). :-)
It’s all Mad Max after that..
To heck with the Mayon Calandar! I’m more concerned with the one I picked up at Ace Hardware - it ENDS on DECEMBER 31, 2009!!!!
Planet X- Niburu
Coming soon to a solar system near you!
http://www.detailshere.com/niburu.htm
(seriously this creeps me out)
Caps Lock is mandatory in the future.
What?
You have to give me more than this.
I have nothing to work with on that.
“I know we are expected to have a solar storm in 2012.”
Yes, thank you psychic friends network.
Solar storms happen all the time.
Check out http://spaceweather.com to see data about such common occurances.
“I just wanted to know if there was anything we can do to stop it or something we can use for pretection.”
Let's blow it up with a dark matter bomb like that one movie did, yeah!
“I mean when I heard this I was totally shocked!!”
Why?
It's not like we are looking down the throat of a magnetar or a massive gamma ray burster.
Solar storms happen often.
That's what solar flares are, and they cause aurora to happen.
“I just heard about all of this today at school!”
Wow, you mean they actually included some science, sorta, in there among their “all answers are equally meritous” and sex miseducation?
“I'm not even old enough to have a car payment.”
Worry more about Valtrex and Depoprovera.
“I really want to live longer than 13 years.”
Trust me, it's not worth it.
Quick, to the window.
Now fly, you can do it!
“Because at the moment,I am 10 years old.”
More likely a twenty something democrat pretending to be ten, but don't let that stop you.
Sicko.
“I just hope that a scientist or baby jesus can do something about this!!”
Yes, shock therapy can work for those mental disorders.
Doubly so if you like dressing in mommy's clothes and answering the phone in a different voice.
Welcome to FR! Did you know you can train anal hair into a kind of little bitty mustache? Honest, I’ve tried it. Sorry about your toothbrush.
Distribute six billion copies of this picture (one for every person on the planet), and then, when the solar storm begins, have each person hold the picture up to the sun. The ugliness will neutralize the sun's harmful rays.:
Bill, that is wrong on so many levels.
Ahhhh give the kid a break.
He says he is 10 years old. I don’t doubt it.
Truth is — he makes more sense than most of the bored DUmmies and other losers posting from their parents basement.
Yeah. Turn off the sun. I vote we send you to perform that task. It’s just a simple one. You should be able to do it...no problem.
You assume too much!
I'm noticing he is in school - mostly likely public shcool - so I'm giving the kid props for better grammer and punctuation than most adults have.
Have Mom buy you some of this.
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