Posted on 1/21/2009, 11:02:38 AM by SvenWaring
Danger! Danger! Oh, wait, Bush isn't in office. All clear.
Washington D.C.-area police are reporting that the nation's capital has been under siege by a large group of semi-autonomous beings. As of this morning, police report the influx of the devices has receded back beyond the capital's city limits.
"They were like Roombas," said Police Sargeant Denny Nantario. "No, that's not a good analogy, roombas are for cleaning, aren't they? They seemed like they had an aversion to cleanliness."
Nantario and his fellow officers were out in force to monitor the mass gathering and while, from all accounts, the Robamabots were peaceful, they were smelly.
"Change," said Dylan X, one of the Robamabots. "Hope. Change we can believe in."
"Hope. Impeach Bush," said Brad X, his Robamabotic virtual life partner. "Change we can believe in. Change."
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
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