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It's Official: Pelosi IQ < Bag Of Hammers
Transsylvania Phoenix ^ | Transsylvania Phoenix

Posted on 02/03/2009 5:52:42 PM PST by ElKafir

The Genial Thinker Of The Bay Area claims that 500,000,000 (that's correct, five hundred millions) Americans will lose their jobs every month if her trillion dollar mega-pork bill doesn't pass. See video

(Excerpt) Read more at transsylvaniaphoenix.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: fail; obama; pelosi; stupid

1 posted on 02/03/2009 5:52:43 PM PST by ElKafir
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To: ElKafir

That must be the extra 200 million from the other 7 states in Obama’s 57 states!


2 posted on 02/03/2009 5:54:05 PM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: ElKafir

I guess she’s counting all of the murdered children, as well.


3 posted on 02/03/2009 5:54:47 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: ElKafir

500,000,000 people
57 states in America

Boy, we’re in for a long 4 years . . . or is it 4,000 . . . three more zeroes . . . who cares?


4 posted on 02/03/2009 5:56:34 PM PST by laweeks
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To: ElKafir

You owe an apology to bags of hammers everywhere.

Pray for America


5 posted on 02/03/2009 5:57:10 PM PST by bray (Honest Sarah vs Oblago)
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To: laweeks
Boy, we’re in for a long 4 years . . . or is it 4,000 . . . three more zeroes . . . who cares?

if nothing else it's going to feel that long

6 posted on 02/03/2009 5:58:44 PM PST by Gone_Postal ("Men who say it cannot be done, should not interupt those doing it.")
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To: Partisan Hack

Massive dumbness bump.


7 posted on 02/03/2009 5:59:57 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: ElKafir

That is one helluva lot of condoms. And by the way, what do condoms have to do with “stimulus”?.

Never mind.


8 posted on 02/03/2009 6:01:02 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: ElKafir

In the Federal Government, a bag of hammers could be worth as much as five hundred million dollars.


9 posted on 02/03/2009 6:03:06 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (My Success Is Not Determined By Who Wins Elections)
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To: ElKafir

No wonder they wanna ban guns... If Nancy ever got hold of one, she’d shoot herself in the head multiple times before she figured out what was happening.


10 posted on 02/03/2009 6:04:49 PM PST by J40000
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To: ElKafir

Maybe if they’re really dumb hammers.


11 posted on 02/03/2009 6:06:38 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: ElKafir
Its amazing too think Joe Bidon was called the dumbest man in the Senate while he served there.

Nancy Pelosi is without a doubt the dumbest woman in the history of the Congress.

12 posted on 02/03/2009 6:07:02 PM PST by puppypusher (The world is going to the dogs.)
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To: ElKafir

Enquiring minds want to know: What color is the sky on Pelosiworld?


13 posted on 02/03/2009 6:09:06 PM PST by Starfleet Command
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To: ElKafir

No wonder a trillion isn’t a big deal to these people. Look at all the asses we have to save.


14 posted on 02/03/2009 6:09:19 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: ElKafir

Dumber than a box of dumb rocks.


15 posted on 02/03/2009 6:23:48 PM PST by ItsForTheChildren
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To: ElKafir

I think it reveals the liberal approach to fuzzy math. Inflate all numbers by the power of 10+ in every situation. It tickles those liberal brain cells and chokes off reason. How else can you explain their current majorities? Liberals never get elected on truth.


16 posted on 02/03/2009 6:39:00 PM PST by TruthHound (A Republican who acts conservative will whip the snot out of Democrat who acts liberal EVERY TIME!)
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To: ElKafir

I can imagine George Bush watching this snippet and thinking, “See, it’s not as easy as you think.”


17 posted on 02/03/2009 6:44:17 PM PST by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things)
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To: bray
You owe an apology to bags of hammers everywhere.

Nah, they were Chinese import hammers, the steel was sub-standard and already rusting, arsenic was found in the handle compound, and asbestos in the packaging...

18 posted on 02/03/2009 7:12:06 PM PST by CodeMasterPhilzar (I love my Country, but I now genuinely fear my government.)
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To: ElKafir

Hey this is cool. That means everyone is going to lose their job at least once a month. A lot of people will have to have at least two jobs during a month in order to lose 500 million jobs a month. However, unless everything is going to come to a halt, a lot of people are going to be getting hired. Cool, wonder what I’ll be doing next month?


19 posted on 02/03/2009 7:14:22 PM PST by CodeMasterPhilzar (I love my Country, but I now genuinely fear my government.)
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To: ElKafir

there is nothing in the constitution that says the speaker of the house has to be a member of the house. interesting, no? therefore i nominate my dog rufus to be the speaker since he is much smarter than comrade pelosi. all in favor say “aye,woof”


20 posted on 02/03/2009 7:54:00 PM PST by madamemayhem (Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
And by the way, what do condoms have to do with “stimulus”?.

If the government wants to 'stimulate' us, the least they can do is wrap up...
21 posted on 02/03/2009 9:38:54 PM PST by CowboyJay (Don't tread on me)
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