"Valentine's Day Massacre"

Eudaimonia and other pursuits ^ | 2/12/2009 | MT

[mft112345]

Thanks for watching this poem/paper puppet show.

Enjoy Valentine's Day.

Once a happy handsome boy

Met a sweet and pretty girl

Said I'd really like your number

She said my boyfriend's name is Earl

Didn't hang his head low

He hoped she'd come around in time

Didn't hang his head low

He hoped she'd come around in time

Mean ole Earl was a hitter

And was quite the jealous kind

Who was asking for your number

Pretending that I wouldn't mind

Then he kicked her down low

But no: She wouldn't cave this time

Then he kicked her down low

But no: She wouldn't cave this time

Boy saws them in her driveway

Just as Earl was swinging hard

Hey, it's me you gotta beef with

But boy he barely raised his guard

'Fore Earl pulled him down low

And cracked his head a bunch of times

'Fore Earl pulled him down low

And cracked his head a bunch of times

Cop car came a cleanin up

Earl laughed hard with his buddies

Throw this dumbass in the lock up

Made my nightstick so damn bloody

The boy's spirit flew up

He'd never be her Valentine

The boy's spirit flew up

He'd never be her Valentine

Once a happy handsome boy

Met a sweet and pretty girl

Said I'd really like your number

She said my boyfriend's name is Earl

[PzLdr]

Valentine’s Day 2009:

80th Anniversary of the transfer of title for Chicago to the Paisanos [Bil Al presiding] from the Irish.

70th birthday of Schlachtschiffe BISMARCK.

[PzLdr]

‘Bil’ should read ‘Big’.