Homeland Security Releases Updated List of Items Prohibited on Airplanes (satire...sort of)

The Powers That Be ^ | 4-20-09 | Doug Powers

[WrightOnTarget]

Due to the ever-changing nature of terrorist threats as outlined in a recent Homeland Security report, DHS Director Janet Napolitano has updated the list of items that are now prohibited on all airplanes and has released the list to the Transportation Security Agency for posting in all U.S. airports.

Look for the updated sign the next time you're at the airport and make sure you stay within the law:

[laweeks]

Can’t read . . . way too small . . . can’t find anywhere either

[preciousbabies]

I called my 2 senator's and voiced my concern about the DHS Rightwing Extremism Policy report and asked for vocal outcry from them both!

[ChocChipCookie]

You forgot The Bible.

[Young Werther]

1. Beano

2. nuclear warhead

3. Indian Belly Dancer

4.

Of course you can bring treats for the Pilot!