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Even Richard Dawkins Believes John Edwards Will Go To Hell (Humor)
DotPenn ^ | 5-8-2009 | Sven Waring

Posted on 05/08/2009 10:01:14 AM PDT by SvenWaring

Richard Dawkins God Delusion John Edwards goes to Hell

Evolutionary scientists feels Darwin's theory incapable of understanding scumbags

 

Noted atheist and evolutionary scientist Richard Dawkins believes that John Edwards is damned to hell.

Dawkins, author of the God Delusion and the Selfish Gene, as well as host of The Family Feud, said the former Senator, presidential candidate, and one-time human being should be forced to pay eternally for philandering while his wife lay stricken with breast cancer.

Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, has written an account of the infidelity called, Resilience: Reflections on the Burdens and Gifts of Facing Life's Adversities. The working title, "I hope my husband's testicles drop off," was passed on by publishers after a similar title was suggested for Kate Gosselin's upcoming book about her whoring husband, John.

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: atheists; dawkins; johnedwards

1 posted on 05/08/2009 10:01:14 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Well he’s getting as much as he can out of the powerpoint behind him.


2 posted on 05/08/2009 10:11:05 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: SvenWaring

Steven Dawkins was never a game show host or a member of the cast of Hogan’s heroes...that’s Dawson.......a VERY different person


3 posted on 05/08/2009 10:11:17 AM PDT by InkYouBuss_007 (This one is escaping the Cuckoo's nest)
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To: InkYouBuss_007

Didn’t Steven Dawkins play for the Sixers?


4 posted on 05/08/2009 10:13:42 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

that was Daryll (gorilla dunk) Dawkins. What a character.


5 posted on 05/08/2009 10:15:41 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: SvenWaring

Does this guy really think he hosted Family Feud?
I thought it was a joke.


6 posted on 05/08/2009 10:17:18 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: SonnyBubba

Survey says!


7 posted on 05/08/2009 10:24:06 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring
Yeh - he was great in The Running Man, too (snort!). Great working title she had there...
8 posted on 05/08/2009 10:28:00 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: SvenWaring
as well as host of The Family Feud

That Richard Dawkins is dead.

9 posted on 05/08/2009 10:29:59 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT

He is just in a wheel chair.


10 posted on 05/08/2009 10:31:53 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring
Richard Dawson

Richard Dawkins

Who wrote this article... (although he does look like Dawson in that picture above)

11 posted on 05/08/2009 10:33:20 AM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Actually the Family Feud host name was Richard Dawson not Richard Dawkins.

I think the writer was attempting to be humorous.


12 posted on 05/08/2009 10:35:25 AM PDT by Caramelgal (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: SvenWaring
Noted atheist and evolutionary scientist Richard Dawkins believes that John Edwards is damned to hell.

We are all headed there unless we embrace the Saviour Jesus Christ and his atonement for all sinners!

13 posted on 05/08/2009 10:38:06 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Mr. K

You have those Dicks flipped.


14 posted on 05/08/2009 10:38:35 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAa_W4OJZ1Y

“Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins: Backboards feared him.


15 posted on 05/08/2009 10:47:29 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: tumblindice

Dantley and Wilkins are on the scene,
And Ralph Sampson is really mean,
Bill Russell didn’t take no junk,
and Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk.
—Kurtis Blow on evolutionary scientist/host Daryll Dawkins


16 posted on 05/08/2009 10:51:10 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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