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Is Michelle Obama really "a smoking hot babe" as leftists love to tell us?
BrutallyHonest.org ^ | May 12, 2009 | Gagdad Bob

Posted on 05/12/2009 3:31:27 PM PDT by Scanian

One more reason why I detest the left is that they are constantly trying to distort reality in the manner so accurately described by George Orwell. This may seem like a trivial example, but the in-your-face insistence that our first lady is some kind of smokin' hot babe is a case in point. All heterosexual men know that this is an outrageous lie. Who are they trying to kid, and why?

Look, we're talking about an average looking woman here. Sarah Palin is not going to lose any sleep over the comparison. But why is this lie being promulgated with such urgency and to such absurd lengths by the liberal media? There must be something more significant going on when someone is in such an insistent state of denial. It reminds me of the liberal love-fest over the Edwards' marriage a couple of years ago. How'd that work out?

Here is a typical tongue bath by closet lesbian columnist Sally Quinn. She says that the first lady's arms -- her arms, fer cryin' out loud -- "are representative of a new kind of woman: young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving."

Hmm. That's quite a devastating indictment. A young, intelligent, and sexy woman is a "new kind of woman"? This is insane. Not only is Quinn seeing something in Michelle that isn't there, but she's not seeing things that have always been there in abundance. Or perhaps she's never strolled through the UCLA campus on a warm September day. Oh, mama!

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: auntesther; bigbutt; gooniegoogoo; michelle; michellesguns; obama
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To: Jewbacca

A gay man with a chipped tooth would be less scary.


101 posted on 05/12/2009 4:20:21 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: fishtank

YEP! THAT FINGER APPEARS TO BE DIRECTED TOWARD MICHELLE! PERHAPS THAT IS WHY SHE HAS SUCH A SOUR PUSS!!!!


102 posted on 05/12/2009 4:20:24 PM PDT by classified
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To: Baynative
This particular photo reminds me of Aunt Esthere from Sanford and Son. Every time.

And I remember Fred and Lamont's description of her every time they met...

103 posted on 05/12/2009 4:25:45 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Scanian

Just my opinion, but I think she looks like a man...or perhaps a women who used to be a man.


104 posted on 05/12/2009 4:28:45 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Scanian
All heterosexual men know that this is an outrageous lie

Well, there's your answer, mate. The Democratic Party and Heterosexual men are like oil and water. They don't mix.
105 posted on 05/12/2009 4:28:57 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Jewbacca
I've seen lampreys with more purty mouths.
106 posted on 05/12/2009 4:35:04 PM PDT by mickey finn
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To: mickey finn
Yeah, that picture actually scares me.

Brains! Brains! I suck your brains!
107 posted on 05/12/2009 4:42:04 PM PDT by Jewbacca (Yes, I am very hairy and good with small arms.)
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To: Publius6961

“This particular photo reminds me of Aunt Esthere from Sanford and Son. Every time.And I remember Fred and Lamont’s description of her every time they met...”

Yeah. “Michelle....er I mean Esther, you are so ugly, I can press your face into some dough and make gorilla cookies.”


108 posted on 05/12/2009 4:49:46 PM PDT by curth (Sarah Palin 2012 - Saving America)
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To: Jewbacca

“Brains! Brains! I suck your brains!”

First she cracks the skull between her legs like a nutcracker. They always talk and talk about her arms, it is her legs that scare me.


109 posted on 05/12/2009 4:51:44 PM PDT by mickey finn
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To: mamelukesabre
"She’s butt ugly."

I believe the correct term is "fugly".

110 posted on 05/12/2009 4:55:45 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Scanian
She's just another mutt-ugly Democrat:


111 posted on 05/12/2009 4:59:39 PM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: lormand
If you like big linebackers in the NFL, then you will love Michelle Obama.

My daughter calls her "Michael" - she's convinced Zero's spouse is a transvestite.

112 posted on 05/12/2009 5:11:18 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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To: Scanian
firstgoogleugly
113 posted on 05/12/2009 5:15:15 PM PDT by Nateman (Click on the "First Ugly" for more laughs.)
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To: Scanian
I will say one thing positive about her: There will be no Lewinsky type problems in the Oval Office. Zero knows good and well what's behind those cold mean eyes she has.
114 posted on 05/12/2009 5:18:29 PM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: SIDENET

Goonie-goo-goo!


115 posted on 05/12/2009 5:19:53 PM PDT by American_Centurion (No, I don't trust the government to automatically do the right thing.)
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To: Scanian

I’ve done my own questioning fo the guys I know and not a one thinks she is hot. Her feet are big, she stoops over, her pants are always too tight, and at best she is very average considering she has people helping her to look that bad each day.


116 posted on 05/12/2009 5:39:12 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: maggief
Maybe if you are smoking crack

LOL!


117 posted on 05/12/2009 5:49:23 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.)
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To: Neverforget01

What beautiful hair.


118 posted on 05/12/2009 5:58:30 PM PDT by Troy McGreggor
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To: Neverforget01
She's a Picasso Jackie O? Okay, I'll give her that.


119 posted on 05/12/2009 6:13:05 PM PDT by maggief
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To: maggief

I think she’s channeling Adam Lambert’s hair ;-)


120 posted on 05/12/2009 6:15:46 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.)
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