[Nervous Tick]

>> hurry up, science, baptise common sense so that this idiot generation can think it’s ok to use it.

That’s hilarious, and so true.

Although “baptise” might not be the appropriate metaphor to use with this “idiot generation”. Maybe “Hurry up, science, gay marry commone sense etc.”

[the invisib1e hand]

"...make it a slogan..."
"...make it green..."
"...make it 'fair trade'..."
"...make a reality tv show out of it..."
"...make a music video..."
"...put it on iTunes..."
"...make it a porn flick..."

etc etc ad-freaking-infinitum.