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The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

Posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78

As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted.

1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

2) The "right" to religion must be destroyed. As the ultimate mind-control tool of the capitalist class, religion has always opposed the destruction of private property, advanced the exploitation of workers, and upheld the dictatorship of the parent. All clergy must be immediately executed, and all religious literature must be destroyed. Any parents who have subjected their children to religious indoctrination of any kind must be executed. Those who are found to be covertly practicing religion will be executed.

4) The "right" to profit must be destroyed. All business and industry of any size will be immediately siezed by the State, and all currency will be immediately nullified. All current capitalist "owners" will be immediately executed. All persons will be assigned occupations by the State based on aptitude testing. Wages will be replaced by simple distribution of vital consumables, and any display of conspicuous consumption will be punished by execution.

5) The "right" to freedom of association must be destroyed. In place of voluntary, class-discriminatory "friendship", all persons will be randomly assigned to Worker's Groups of 10-20 individuals. All recreational time will be spent with this group, which will engage in guided anti-capitalist thought exercises. Any person who evades participation or attempts to fraternize outside of their Worker's Group will be executed.

By these principles, the power of the self-serving capitalist class will be destroyed, and the vision of our courageous forerunners Marx and Engel will be at last realized.

Down with capitalism. Long Live the Workers!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 0bama; braindead; brainwashing; cheisdead; commietroll; communists; deathwish; homosexualagenda; nukedtroll; obamatroll; sionnsar; socialism; socialistagenda; tnt; troll; zot; zotmenow; zotorama
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1 posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78
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To: fr78; darkwing104; Old Sarge; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra
I prefer antipasta to maifesto. However, Canolli is nice. You will not last long...
2 posted on 05/20/2009 8:53:33 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: fr78; Old Sarge

Do you own any cats?


3 posted on 05/20/2009 8:54:18 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: fr78

Buh Bye!


4 posted on 05/20/2009 8:54:25 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Hello newbie.


5 posted on 05/20/2009 8:55:36 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade, There are only two sides. Pick one.)
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To: fr78

I like cheese.

Do you like cheese?


6 posted on 05/20/2009 8:55:40 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: fr78

Hows that commie crap working out for the word?

Ya think the Chicoms will be more benevolent than the good Ol USA?


7 posted on 05/20/2009 8:56:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

I bet you’re one of the scum-suckers that has not worked a paying job in your life. Lazy a$$.


8 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:08 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: fr78
WHAT YOU SAY!!
9 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:30 PM PDT by RichInOC (HA HA HA HA....)
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To: fr78

IB4TZ


10 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: mnehring
Do you own any cats?

He/She must, because it got their tongue!

11 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:12 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Such ugliness. IBTZ


12 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:14 PM PDT by dforest
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To: fr78
OOH! this should get you an A in that Political Science class!

Jackass!

13 posted on 05/20/2009 8:59:03 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: fr78
Signed, Barack Obama
14 posted on 05/20/2009 8:59:06 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (America's Independent Party - 'partisans only for the truth' - www.AIPNEWS.com)
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To: fr78
Long Live the Workers!

Have you ever asked yourself, who are the workers working for? Are those who are calling for a 'worker's revolt' in the working class themselves or do they want to be the controllers? Worker's revolutions are always started, not by workers, but by want-to-be dictators who want to control the workers. They use the workers for their own political ends.

It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. -Ayn Rand

15 posted on 05/20/2009 9:00:02 PM PDT by mnehring
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The first thing Pol Pot did was get rid if those money sucking professionals.

He got rid of liberal eggheads too..

For the common good of course.


16 posted on 05/20/2009 9:00:44 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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17 posted on 05/20/2009 9:06:43 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: fr78
Some advice:

Layoff the drugs and alcohol, take a shower, shave, use some deodorant, get a real job, pay some taxes, read some history and then you'll see how silly all that absurd dribble makes you sound.

18 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:00 PM PDT by hometoroost (Torture? Would you rather do 5 years at Gitmo or 5 hours with the Muslims?)
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To: fr78

In before ze zot


19 posted on 05/20/2009 9:09:40 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: fr78
Fascinating first and last post....yawn.

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20 posted on 05/20/2009 9:10:37 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.")
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