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The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

Posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78

As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted.

1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

2) The "right" to religion must be destroyed. As the ultimate mind-control tool of the capitalist class, religion has always opposed the destruction of private property, advanced the exploitation of workers, and upheld the dictatorship of the parent. All clergy must be immediately executed, and all religious literature must be destroyed. Any parents who have subjected their children to religious indoctrination of any kind must be executed. Those who are found to be covertly practicing religion will be executed.

4) The "right" to profit must be destroyed. All business and industry of any size will be immediately siezed by the State, and all currency will be immediately nullified. All current capitalist "owners" will be immediately executed. All persons will be assigned occupations by the State based on aptitude testing. Wages will be replaced by simple distribution of vital consumables, and any display of conspicuous consumption will be punished by execution.

5) The "right" to freedom of association must be destroyed. In place of voluntary, class-discriminatory "friendship", all persons will be randomly assigned to Worker's Groups of 10-20 individuals. All recreational time will be spent with this group, which will engage in guided anti-capitalist thought exercises. Any person who evades participation or attempts to fraternize outside of their Worker's Group will be executed.

By these principles, the power of the self-serving capitalist class will be destroyed, and the vision of our courageous forerunners Marx and Engel will be at last realized.

Down with capitalism. Long Live the Workers!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 0bama; braindead; brainwashing; cheisdead; commietroll; communists; deathwish; homosexualagenda; nukedtroll; obamatroll; sionnsar; socialism; socialistagenda; tnt; troll; zot; zotmenow; zotorama
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To: fr78
For starters, let's get down to basics......
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Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat



P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late





You are an Idiot!
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61 posted on 05/20/2009 9:50:23 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: fr78; Old Sarge; darkwing104; darkangel82; 50mm

IBTZ


62 posted on 05/20/2009 9:53:40 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: fr78

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


63 posted on 05/20/2009 9:55:49 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: fr78; Old Sarge; darkwing104; darkangel82; 50mm; Admin Moderator
any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

Any unregulated brainless Communist vanities will be subject to immediate mandatory ZOT.

Bye bye, troll.

64 posted on 05/20/2009 9:56:03 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: fr78
What, no about page? No indications of your likes or what you do in your off time?

I mean, do you meet nice girls in the collective? Do you volunteer at the local Socialist Worker's Union?

In between the marches for oppressed workers everywhere do you like to grill tofu burgers on your sustainable organic fueled hibachi?

I mean planning for the concentration camps and the firing squads is all well and good, but a Marxist/Socialist has to stop and smell the medical marijuana once in a while.

You know, this is how the Germans lost. They were so wired to gas six million and conquer the world they forgot to live a little. So, get on those old Birkenstocks and take a walk around the University, maybe hit the old hackey sack with some stoner buddies. Listen to Chuck Schumer speeches on your IPOD. Soon you may be up to your knees in blood of the Capitalistic oppressor and won't have time to kick back and reminisce about the days before you committed genocide.

Your only young once. You need to pace yourself.

65 posted on 05/20/2009 9:57:04 PM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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66 posted on 05/20/2009 10:04:24 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: fr78

Don't let your mind wander -
it's far too little to be let
out on its own.

67 posted on 05/20/2009 10:05:20 PM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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To: fr78
boom

68 posted on 05/20/2009 10:09:17 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: fr78
And here is some more, troll

ZOT!

69 posted on 05/20/2009 10:09:44 PM PDT by Thunder90
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70 posted on 05/20/2009 10:11:40 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: rabscuttle385; Old Sarge

IBTZ


71 posted on 05/20/2009 10:15:14 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: fr78; Old Sarge; rabscuttle385
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72 posted on 05/20/2009 10:19:10 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: mylife; fr78
I nominate the N()()B for a mandatory retroactive abortion, forthwith! BTW, is 1978 your birth year? That's the year I went active duty in military intelligence ... I have seen things that would blow your mind, Master Troll, and until you've experienced life, don't try to sit at the grown-up table and converse with the adults...
73 posted on 05/20/2009 10:23:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible." Machiavelli)
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To: fr78

I got that high once, but Algore hadn’t invented the internet yet, so there is no proof. (I killed all the bystanders). Keep talking’ though, I’m a “binge and purge” kinda gal.

IBTZ


74 posted on 05/20/2009 11:41:44 PM PDT by BruceysMom
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75 posted on 05/20/2009 11:49:57 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (He must fail.)
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76 posted on 05/21/2009 12:00:14 AM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (He must fail.)
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To: Fiddlstix

You left out ‘Poltroon’.


77 posted on 05/21/2009 12:48:48 AM PDT by Right Winged American (No matter how Cynical I get, I just can't keep up!)
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To: Old Sarge

It’s still alive.


78 posted on 05/21/2009 12:55:21 AM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: fr78

Speach writer for Obama?


79 posted on 05/21/2009 1:53:13 AM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: fr78

At least you speel better than me.


80 posted on 05/21/2009 1:55:40 AM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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