Posted on 07/24/2009 8:39:18 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
There are no really good Obama jokes out there, they are just too hard to find. I would like to have some funny ones to post on my site (notoriouslyconservative.com), so please share your best jokes. No racist ones though, we don't want the thread shut down.
There was mackdaddy, Obama
With a black sire and white hippie Momma.
..”I WAS Born in east Kenya,
..But I’ll only leave when ya
ALL are fed up with my drama.”
self ping
:)
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview > ... She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who svoted for Barack Obama for President?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
There now is a POTUS Barak
With the brains of a celery stalk
A post-racial guy
Giving bottomless pie
To constituents dumb as a rock
(I’ll be here all week...:)
Can I use it if I quote you??
Hehehe...I wasn’t expecting that one!
It kind of reminds me of the one about a member of Barack Obama’s cabinet who admonished his brother not to tell his mother what he did for a living because “Mom thinks I am playing the piano in a whorehouse...”
Your’s better (ding dang darn you to diddly heck)
Heh...absolutely!
I have a thing for limericks...I had a girlfriend who gave me two thick books of limericks, categorized by subject and attributed to the authors. I realized after having them around for years and poking at them, that I have developed a facility with writing them...:)
LOL...great. I can’t understand the world of finance or how to write code for a computer, but I DO have a flair for totally useless party poetry!
Hm. Maybe I can do a Haiku...
Barak is President
The country is failing
I am sad
Agh. I guess not. Hard to be funny with those. Let me try again:
The ears protrude
Telepromters break
Nobody laughs
or
The Marxist Kenyan
Tells us lies
All your money are belong to us
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya please show us your Birth Certificate!
The only Obama joke I know is
JOE BIDEN
What do Osama and Obama have in common?
They both have a friend who bombed the Pentagon.
Excellent.
What do you mean? He is a joke!
Q. Why don’t liberals play hide and seek?
A. no one will look for them
LOL!!!
:)
I am glad someone started a thread like this. I have to say, the grimness that grips our country with a person like this at the helm leaches all capacity for humor out of me.
I like to do Photoshops, and have had some really good laughs both creating them and seeing others people have created, but...
I almost feel like making jokes about this man, the damage he is doing and the absolute dark breakdown of society I see coming makes the jokes seem on par with holocaust jokes.
So, this is good to see some come out.
That one made me laugh
The best one so far!!
Whose black and white and red all over? Comrade Obama.
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