Posted on 08/13/2009 2:01:52 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
I started a site dedicated to making fun of liberals, but I need help finding jokes about liberals, Obama specifically, politically related jokes, etc.
I'll start things out with a couple:
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.
The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
(Excerpt) Read more at makingfunofliberals.blogspot.com ...
I know a political joke as well. It goes like this ..... Obama
Oooh, thanks Jewbacca
Yeah, I kinda hoped that thread would become the un-dead thread or maybe the subject of the not-a-ping list ping list, as it had great potential.
This isn’t political but I heard it today at breakfast and is pretty good...
Two old geezers are walking their carts through Wal-Mart when they bump into each other.
FIRST GEEZER: “Gosh, sorry. I didn’t mean to hit you. I was looking for my wife and wasn’t paying attention”.
SECOND GEEZER: “That’s alright, I’m looking for my wife, too”.
FIRST GEEZER: “Well, what’s your wife look like? If I see her I can tell her you’re looking for her”.
SECOND GEEZER: “She’s 27, tall, a redhead, and wearing tight shorts”.
FIRST GEEZER: “The heck with my wife. Let’s go look for yours!”
I think I actually heard late night so-called comedian use that joke for Bush.
Do you think they would tell it again for an Obama joke?
HELL NO! Not so funny now.
I'm so sick of all the TV leftist cowards.
I know at least 535 of them.
Joke-—Sheila Jackson-Lee
Only a complete narcissist would name his own dog after himself.
Heres an old one;
Last week Obama’s library burnt down....
and it burnt BOTH of his books.
One hadn’t even been colored in!
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