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Top Ten questions Lettermen asks female staff applicants
The Patriot Room ^ | October 1, 2009 | Clyde Middleton

Posted on 10/01/2009 8:18:49 PM PDT by clyde_m

The boy's had his fun with Sarah. Now it's his turn.

10. If I tell you I want you on my staff, you would say ... ?

9. Is it true that size matters?

8. It's a requirement that all dresses be sent out for dry cleaning after each show. Are you OK with that?

7. Do you have a sister?

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheater; creep; hypocrite; jerk; letterman

1 posted on 10/01/2009 8:18:50 PM PDT by clyde_m
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To: clyde_m; al baby

“Want to see my mono-log?”


2 posted on 10/01/2009 8:21:50 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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#2 I was actually projecting, I wanted to have the awkward moment at a Yankee game with David Rodriguez. I know that's not an interview question, I'm just telling everyone.
3 posted on 10/01/2009 8:22:34 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Dish it out, he ought to be able to take it...he´s given a lot of the same stuff to people who didn´t deserve it...and HE DESERVES anything stupid, jerk...


4 posted on 10/01/2009 8:24:32 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: clyde_m

Let’s run this guy outta town on a rail...a truly despicable human being


5 posted on 10/01/2009 8:25:33 PM PDT by KansasCanadian (Joe the Plumber is the man!)
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To: clyde_m

Wannabe on my top ten list?


6 posted on 10/01/2009 8:25:37 PM PDT by nufsed
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To: clyde_m
Will you put up your hair and wear eye glasses like Palin?
7 posted on 10/01/2009 8:30:03 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: clyde_m
Would you like to spank my monkey?

http://wannabuyamonkey.ytmnd.com/

8 posted on 10/01/2009 8:30:57 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (If the right has TEABAGGERS, then the left has SCUMBAGGERS and DOUCHEBAGGERS!!!)
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To: clyde_m

People say I look like Howdy Doody - I say, It’s time for you to do Howdy...


9 posted on 10/01/2009 8:33:28 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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10 posted on 10/01/2009 8:36:06 PM PDT by roses of sharon ( Reagan said, "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.")
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To: clyde_m

The boy’s had his fun with Sarah. Now it’s his turn.
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He’s a pig. His hypocrisy is exceeded only by his liberal stupidity and arrogance.

Typical liberal a$$hole. What goes around, comes around.


11 posted on 10/01/2009 8:41:57 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: roses of sharon
Now that is seriously funny!!!
12 posted on 10/01/2009 8:47:44 PM PDT by berdie (Hey, Bill Mahr...That's Mrs. Cracker to you.)
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To: clyde_m
David Letterman would never spare the rod from the staff that needs it, and only one eyed snakes in the grass like him are so happy to see farm animals. His favorite Pole loves kids, and his family bird is the chickenhawk.

#6 - "How badly do you need a job?"

#1 - "Are you a screamer?"

13 posted on 10/01/2009 8:55:45 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: clyde_m

Say hello to little Paul Shaffer.


14 posted on 10/01/2009 9:01:15 PM PDT by Boiling point (If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

“Do you mind if I use Cuban cigars?”


15 posted on 10/01/2009 9:06:40 PM PDT by CanaGuy (Go Harper!)
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To: All

5. Can Paul Schaffer watch?????

4. Say, wanna see a stupid dog trick???

3. Anyway you can dress up as a slutty flight attendant?

2. Wanna go to a Yankees game and meet A-Rod?


16 posted on 10/01/2009 9:18:21 PM PDT by ak267
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I like the pig-tails one....besides what are female staffers for?


17 posted on 10/01/2009 9:46:41 PM PDT by gman992
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To: rovenstinez

I’m watching it now and I’m enjoying every minute of watching him squirm..trying to make a joke of this is even more disgusting. I hate him. I hate him with a passion. Why is it that the people whom America has given the most to, oft time become the most heinous people of all.


18 posted on 10/01/2009 11:15:33 PM PDT by Hildy
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