Posted on 10/16/2009 4:46:38 PM PDT by Harley
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well..
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention..
Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.
Ha ha, winner winner, chicken dinner!
Ha, ha - thanks!
LOL!! I’ll have to send that down the line.
Good One!
Ha !! Good one.
‘Cept the yolks on us !!!
I assumed the punchline was going to be “Barack Obama”
bump for mass distribution
LMAO
Thanks very much for sending; sincerely appreciated :-)
clever!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ping
Heard it before, but it’s still funny.
Thanks for the ping.
Very funny.
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