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Taser Issues A Warning To Its Stun Gun Users- They Can Kill
secondamendmentfreedom.blogspot.com ^ | 10/21/09 | sasparilla

Posted on 10/21/2009 11:04:26 AM PDT by Sasparilla

After many lawsuits resulting from cardiac deaths and injuries, and after many denials of any cause and effect in the use of Tasers causing cardiac events and even death, Taser has made changes in its usage manual.

The company has advised police and other users of the Taser not to strike a Taser target in the chest area with the 50,000 volt weapon.

In a striking departure from the previous company position of denial of any link between Taser use and subsequent cardiac arrest, the company now says that there is a "low probability" of adverse cardiac reaction to a person being Tasered.

With product liability in mind, the lawyers for Taser apparently have advised the company to issue a warning to avoid shooting the chest area to help prevent fatal injury and future lawsuits against the company and persons using the Taser device.

Some states, such as Michigan have made the use of Tasers by private citizens illegal...

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: banglist; taser

1 posted on 10/21/2009 11:04:28 AM PDT by Sasparilla
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To: Sasparilla

A Taser thread?

The following is mandatory whenever a taser thread is posted.

Enjoy:

>>>>>>>>>>Nothing thrills me like seeing someone go down by taser. Their screams for mercy and convulsions are a hoot.

Then you will be laughiing your A$$ off over this...

My wife, Gretchen, is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, “hey y’all, hold my beer and watch this!” Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes.

Last weekend I spied something at Larry’s Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my “fancy” is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Gretchen. The occasion was our 14th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl.

What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 lb. Tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle-eyed, muscle-twitching, whimpering, pencil-neck geek. If you’ve never seen one of these things in action, then you’re truly missing out-way too cool!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don’t need no stinkin’ directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arch between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I’d get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arch of electricity, and a loud pop!!!

Yipeeeeee . . I’m easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my dog , Moscow, looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Moscow) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Moscow for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet dog, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to Barb to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time... So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. All the while I’m looking at this little device (measuring about 5” long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, “no friggin’ way!”

Friggin’ way-trust me, but I’m getting ahead of myself. What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I’m sitting there alone, Moscow looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, “don’t do it buddy,” reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil’ ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn’t you agree?). I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the hell of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight-always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. (Don’t ya hate that?)

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY SHIT! DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I’m pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Moscow was standing over me making barking sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, “do it again, do it again!” (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Taser, one note of caution.)

There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You’re not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you’re lucky, you won’t dislodge one of the prongs 1/4” deep in your thigh like yours truly. SON-OF-A-BIT%CH that hurt! A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I’m pretty sure.

By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away. I’m offering a reward. They’re round, rather large, kinda hairy, and handsome if I must say so myself. Miss ‘em . . . sure would like to get ‘em back!

AMIGO, DON’T EVER DO THIS!


2 posted on 10/21/2009 11:08:19 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Sasparilla
The company has advised police and other users of the Taser not to strike a Taser target in the chest area with the 50,000 volt weapon.

"Clear!"

3 posted on 10/21/2009 11:11:17 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Ask not what the Kennedys can do for you, but what you can do for the Kennedys.)
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To: Sasparilla
"the company now says that there is a "low probability" of adverse cardiac reaction to a person being Tasered."

Low probability huh?? Why this is going to put a real dent in the tasering of little old ladies.

4 posted on 10/21/2009 11:14:58 AM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: Sasparilla

Yep, Lawyer weasel talk.
In most instances where a Taser is employed it is applied in preference to clubbing the prospective defendant senseless a technique known to cause riots and long lasting injury on a regular basis, to both those who apply and receive the technique. The next stop is a 115+ grain (for those who sit down to pee) projectile moving at 1200+ feet per second that is known to have a fairly high probability of being lethal.
Taser is that step between saying Stop Acting Stupid and you have just now reached lethal stupid. Sometimes, that line gets just a bit blurry.


5 posted on 10/21/2009 11:17:14 AM PDT by Steamburg ( Your wallet speaks the only language most politicians understand.)
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To: Sasparilla

Sounds like the time I tried my wife’s pepper spray.


6 posted on 10/21/2009 11:30:33 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Here in Ohio tasers and stun guns are legal. I have a CCW, but there are places I can't take a gun, and there are situations when deadly force isn't legal, but "reasonable force" is (in Ohio this would include cases of robbery).

I picked up one of these tiny wonders. It packs a ONE MILLION VOLT wallop and fits nicely into my jeans' pocket. A one second test sends out a menacing display of sparks and a loud ZZZZAP. Just firing a test burst is often enough to get an assailant to change their minds.

It's nice to have something to bridge that gap between shooting somebody or being completely helpless.

7 posted on 10/21/2009 11:32:48 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: Responsibility2nd

And just to confuse the issue, I was deliberately on the receiving end of one. Felt like a bee sting, I brushed it off, then dumped 17 rounds of 9mm into a suitable-sized target.

And for further confusion, I now have internal wiring that makes me take such things much, much more seriously than most people.

Upshot: both actual & psychological effect on recipient may vary from trivial to terminal - for him, or for you.

“...if carrying it comforts you, do so, but do not use it. For if you do, you may strike someone, and annoy him, and give him reason to cause you great harm.” - Jeff Cooper


8 posted on 10/21/2009 12:54:25 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Obamacare violates the 4th Amendment.)
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To: Sasparilla

People are afraid of flu vaccines but not being punctured by the darts of taser guns. Someone needs to sue a police dept for contracting a horrible disease from a dirty taser dart. That would end the use of them.


9 posted on 10/21/2009 1:30:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (Imagine the uproar when people imagine what Rush says?)
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To: Sasparilla
Anyone with a brain and rudimentary knowledge of how the heart works could have figured this out. A heart runs on electricity, that is how a pace maker works also. Any disruption of that electrical current can cause sudden death heart syndrome(or in English, it can stop your heart from beating), just the opposite of a defibrillator. If a person has a pace maker it is almost a certain death warrant to be hit by a Taser in the chest.

Hearts can be stopped, and have been, by merely having a blow to the chest over the heart, if the blow hits between beats it can stop the heart and cause instant death. Athletes have died this way when hit in the chest with a ball, I.E., soccer ball, basketball etc.

Why anyone would think that an electrical charge to the chest couldn't cause death is a mystery to me.

10 posted on 10/21/2009 1:46:30 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Kenton

“A one second test sends out a menacing display of sparks and a loud ZZZZAP. Just firing a test burst is often enough to get an assailant to change their minds.”

Yes, unless your assailant has a gun...or thinks your
Taser would be a nice toy for him to take from you and have for his own...or both.


11 posted on 10/21/2009 1:47:46 PM PDT by Sasparilla
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To: Sasparilla
Yes, unless your assailant has a gun...or thinks your Taser would be a nice toy for him to take from you and have for his own...or both.

If that were the case, then he would have made my stun gun a moot point, and I would pull my Glock 40 S&W. This isn't for those kind of situations.

Somebody threatens you with a gun, deadly force is legal where I live. The stun gun is for situations where the threat doesn't rise to the level of deadly force. Think of some drunk with a chip on his shoulder who doesn't care whether or not you want to fight.

12 posted on 10/21/2009 2:04:46 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: Kenton

So, how do you know that the drunk doesn’t have his own Glock 40 S&W in his waistband, and believes that the show of Taser zapping force is a threat to him?

The Taser is a weapon, just like a gun. Don’t show it or pull it out unless you are in a situation where you have to use it now. You don’t know what the drunk’s reaction will be to the zap and if he is armed himself.


13 posted on 10/21/2009 2:22:44 PM PDT by Sasparilla
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To: Sasparilla
Don’t show it or pull it out unless you are in a situation where you have to use it now.

Yes, I know. You seem to think I'm advocating one thing over the other, I'm not. I wouldn't brandish any kind of weapon.

You don’t know what the drunk’s reaction will be to the zap and if he is armed himself.

His reaction to being zapped with a million volts will be dropping to the ground, unable to to do much of anything.

There's a reason why cops carry these things. It's so they don't have to kill somebody who's just stupid and not a deadly threat.

It's a judgement call the law forces me to make before I use deadly force. I trust myself making those kind of judgements or I wouldn't have a concealed carry permit.

14 posted on 10/21/2009 3:03:20 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: Responsibility2nd

that’s a funny story! Thanks for the laugh.


15 posted on 10/21/2009 8:14:53 PM PDT by phredo53 (Caution: This post does not comply with White House standards.)
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To: ctdonath2

so you can withstand a taser hit? Daammmn.


16 posted on 10/21/2009 8:17:27 PM PDT by phredo53 (Caution: This post does not comply with White House standards.)
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