Posted on 10/23/2009 6:18:23 PM PDT by mnehring
Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts. The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral
Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.
Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!
BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore.
World Series Cancelled - Baseball Commissioner awards Series to Obama due to his "intention to win"
Obama Replaces Lennon and Harrison, Reunites the Beatles!
Obama successfully negotiates with the Japanese for the release of 112 year old Amelia Earhart....
This Just In... Obama Wins the America's Cup Without a Boat.
Obama Discovers the Higgs Boson, Life on Mars, and the Lost Continent of Atlantis!
Barack Obama Wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!
Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama's Robe -- Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine
Obama Destroys Deathstar. Saves Endor
Obama Catches Roadrunner, Holder Vows to Prosecute on Behalf of Wile E. Coyote, Acme
BREAKING: Dan Brown announces sequel to Da Vinci code. 0bama son of Jesus and Mary Magdalene!
Obama Declared Governor of Earth
Breaking: Obama's Image Cleary Visible on Shroud of Turin
Barack Hussein Obama Makes Sun Rise In The West
Breaking....Obama and the Autobots defeat Megatron and Decepticon
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
NASA to Reshape Moon's Surface in Obama's Likeness
Barak Goes Back In Time, Repairs Black Sox Scandal, Buys Joe Jackson New Shoes
Barack Obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !
(Excerpt) Read more at weblogs.sun-sentinel.com ...
I was very lucky to be logged on that day and contributed four or five threads. Fun and play on a very sad day for America.
That was one of the best days I have had on FR.
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That was a funny couple of days here at FR.
The basis for humor was sad, but the content was hilarious.
Hollywood announces remake of “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (Jesus as Barrack Husseain Obama).
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
Breaking: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!
Breaking News: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!...Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the year” Award Recipient
Barack Hussein Obama given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!! (Mmm..mmmm…mmmmm)
Breaking!...Obama lands on the Sun!...only comment: “A little warm”…
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
Breaking-Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show…says he’s “pooped”
Breaking…Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
Breaking: Obama awarded 7 more Nobel Peace Prizes to cover March-October!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount…”
Obama declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS and World Series…
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Original Sense of Humor
Breaking: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Taliban condemn Obama as Nobel Peace Prize recipient
Obama walks on water!...breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
Building a World that “Gives Life to the Promise of Our Founding Documents”
Obama wins 2009 AKC “Best of Show”!!!!
Breaking (with photo): Obama challenges Kobayashi to hot dog eating contest
CAN IT BE? Obama cures cancer, Mt. St. Helens moves
Breaking! Barack Hussein Obama’s likeness to be carved into Mount Rushmore!
BREAKING-Barack Hussein Obama declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
Pelosi: Nobel prize vindicates Obama’s effort to ‘restore American leadership’
Obama Named most interesting man in the world!
Breaking! Obama beats Jim Thompson at Balloon sit/egg carry race!
Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes (Michelle’s odds-on favorite for Kentucky Derby)
Fidel Castro Praises Obama’s Win
Fidel Castro lauds Nobel prize for Obama
Breaking News: 2009/2010 NHL Season Terminated Early. Barack Obama is Awarded the Stanley Cup
Barack (“Allah In”) Obama Wins the World Series of Poker Main Event
Breaking News! Obama is 10th Caller-Wins Concert Tickets
Breaking News! bHo Cuts Down Entire Forest with a Snail Darter!
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize, Cy Young Awards
Oh Hell no!! Obama wins Ms. California title!
Obama wins HEISMAN TROPHY
Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
Breaking: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy – Rest of Season Cancelled
Breaking! Obama wins “American Idol”
Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!
Breaking: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
Barack Obama Becomes New Santa Clause
Barack obama Wins Kentucky Derby!!!!
Breaking: Barack Obama Wins Iditarod!!!!
Breaking: Obma named Time’s Man of the Year for the last 20 and the next 20 years
Obama climbs Mount Everest…hi only comment was, “refreshing”
Breaking: Barack Obama wins World Series by forfeit from all eight teams in the playoffs!!!
Flash! Kim Jong Il Resigns, Names Obama New Leader of North Korea!
Barack Obama Wins 2010 NBA Dunk Contest
Obama wins the INDY 500
Obama wins Comrade of the Year Award!
Breaking…Obama and the Autobots defeat Megatron and Decepticon
Breaking: President Obama receives Cong. Medal of Honor w/Golden Oak Leaves, Swords, & Diamonds!
This Jus In, Obama Destroys the One Ring
Barrach Hussein wins Mother Theresa Awards
Breaking-Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
Obama wins Medium Coke with McDonald’s Scratcher!
Obama has just been declared the winner of the 2000 Florida recount
Obama has been declared the champion of the 2009 Pillsbury Bake-Off
Obama has been named “Best in Show” of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Trials
Obama Named Daffodil Princess
Obama awarded the Blue Max!
Obama learns name of the Unknown Soldier
Obama wins the Pulitzer (twice) for each book he “wrote”!
BAM BANNED FROM BED!
Obama School Appointee Admired Ardent Promoter of Child Molestation
BREAKING! OBAMA WINS WORLD SERIES FOR CUBS!
Obama Wins PGA and PBA Championships…With The Same Ball!
Barry Bonds concedes HR title to zero
Obama Puts New Ring Around Saturn!!!
Obama Wins Medium Coke at McDonald’s Scratchers Game, Is “Deeply Humbled”
Breaking! President Obama declares Peace in Afghanistan; Awards Taliban contract for Mount Rushmore
Obama’s Won the Nobel Peace – WTF?!
Obama Wins Pumpkin Growing Contest, Solves World Hunger
Breaking: Obama grants absolution to Pope Benedict XVI
Obama to take over for Rush Limbaugh
Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos…
Obama and Infinite Loop
Obama: Burger King Crown A “Call To Action”
Obama Named “Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
Obama Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship!!!
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama wins the Kentucky Derby, Belmont Stakes and Preakness!!!!
Obama receives “I HATE AMERICA” Award
Obama Wins Loebner Prize for Artificial Intelligence
Barack Obama Wins Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes
Ed McMahon personally delivers good news during East Room séance
Obama Declared Fifth Element
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars-Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 1010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation…Wait a Minute-Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone…of Himself
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize-Dare Obama to Deploy Troops Now
Seven More Awards Due President Barack Obama
OBAMA Wins Tour De France!!
Is the “Lenin Peace Prize” newt for Obama?
BREAKING: OBAMA DEFEATS TRUMAN!
This Just In, Obama Destroys the One Ring
BREAKING: OBAMA AWARDED THE ST LOUIS RAMS—PROMISES TO LET OTHER TEMS WIN!!
ITS OFFICIAL-OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong Champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
DNC: If you laugh at Obama’s Nobel, you side with terrorists
US CEDES ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE TO IMF
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING NEWS…OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING 0 CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Breaking!...Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
President Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize
According to our chief gay reporter, Larry Sinclair, it's a five-star ride.
http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/
Gosh is liberals answer for everything start with “Bush”? That’s pretty pathetic that they keep reliving the past.
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