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Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
Gawker ^ | November 9, 2009

Posted on 11/09/2009 2:15:11 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

In 2008, a charismatic right-wing populist Republican governor won the heart of the party's base despite being forced to take a backseat to a more respectable "moderate" Republican. He was Mike Huckabee, and he is sad, and mad.

Ben Smith followed Mike Huckabee around for a while as he sold his new Christmas book.

Huckabee was the governor of Arkansas. He used to be fat, and then he got skinny, and now he is getting fat again. He's also basically as crazy Christian as they come, but he masks this with a genuinely likable sense of humor, which is why he has a TV program on Fox now.

He won Iowa in 2008. He is raising a lot of money. He just won a Gallup poll of potential 2012 Republican candidates. But he has two problems: Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney.

Palin is the more marketable and exciting version of him, both because she says much dumber and insane things and also she is an attractive lady. Romney is the guy who will almost certainly actually win the nomination, because the sensible money guys in the party like him, despite the fact that he is Mormon Robot.

Here is Huckabee being totally not bitter about Sarah Palin stealing his gimmick:

"Some of the people who had excoriated me and really been very dismissive of me for views that I had taken, and labeled me anything from a populist to an ignoramus - the same people have been very defensive [of] and laudatory to Sarah Palin," Huckabee noted, adding that he'd invited her to appear on his weekly Fox show but "could never get any contact."

"I'm glad she's getting the props - I know I'm not nearly as attractive," he said with a guileless grin.

Now Huckabee is just eating his way across America, trying to get people excited about his book, insulting all the other Republicans who were and are mean to him. Pat Toomey and the Club for Growth—the Wall Street wing of the activist conservative movement—still hate him, which will make fundraising hard. And he still openly hates and ridicules Romney, which will probably prevent him from getting the VP slot.

You don't really need to worry about the Republicans in 2012. Unlike solar flares and earthquakes and volcanoes and stuff.


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This is what passes for analysis on the left. The comments, of course, are beyond vile.
1 posted on 11/09/2009 2:15:12 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Boo frikkin hoo. Please don’t run Mike.


2 posted on 11/09/2009 2:17:03 PM PST by bicyclerepair (Thank You Mr. Thompson, I'm Series.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Go away Huckaphony.


3 posted on 11/09/2009 2:19:19 PM PST by mrmeyer ("When brute force is on the march, compromise is the red carpet." Ayn Rand)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hey Huck, I don’t give a damn about your weight, and I still can’t stand looking at your face.


4 posted on 11/09/2009 2:19:43 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Palin is the more marketable and exciting version of him, both because she says much dumber and insane things and also she is an attractive lady.

Oh, please elaborate, dear author. What has Palin said that was stupid and dumb? The Death Panels? High Taxes and the decline of our economy? Perhaps the march to Marxism really isn't what our fellow countrymen want.

What passes for Journalism to day is beyond pathetic. And then the Lame Stream Media wonder why the papers are going bankdrupt and Fox is literally printing money out of their offices.

5 posted on 11/09/2009 2:20:15 PM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked

Me too except, I am a man, am bald and gosh darn it, people like me. I'm just like Mike that is just like Sarah, I suppose.

6 posted on 11/09/2009 2:20:35 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (Government For the People - an obviously concealed oxymoron)
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In 2008, a charismatic right-wing populist Republican governor won the heart of the party's base despite being forced to take a backseat to a more respectable "moderate" Republican. He was Mike Huckabee, and he is sad, and mad.

On paper he was the perfect candidate.

He lost me when he said that it was unchristian to oppose illegal immigration.

7 posted on 11/09/2009 2:21:03 PM PST by marron
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To: Hodar

Go look up what Tina Fey made up as Palinquotes and see how many of the media thinks they are genuine Palin Quotes.


8 posted on 11/09/2009 2:22:18 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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He's also basically as crazy Christian as they come, but he masks this with a genuinely likable sense of humor...

Someone should tell this bozo that God invented humor.

9 posted on 11/09/2009 2:22:30 PM PST by Corin Stormhands (Nanowrimo count: 14,167)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
At least the author has the presence of mind to detest Huckabee.
10 posted on 11/09/2009 2:23:30 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

No. It’s not about Sarah’s looks Huckster.


11 posted on 11/09/2009 2:23:50 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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...the Huckster would benefit, if HE STOPPED COMPARING HIMSELF to someone we like.......
12 posted on 11/09/2009 2:24:13 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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If this guy and his buddy Romney decide to run in ‘12, Obama wins reelection by a landslide.


13 posted on 11/09/2009 2:24:45 PM PST by JohnLongIsland
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Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked

Mostly right, except he's no Sarah Palin.

14 posted on 11/09/2009 2:25:08 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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He lost me when he said that it was unchristian to oppose illegal immigration.

If it is unChristian to oppose illegal immigration, then every other nation in the world is unChristian in this regard.

Christ also said to give your cloak as well as your money over to a thief who asks for your money.

It is hard to live in that world. Government should not set policy to "ignore the laws" and our own particular form of government is prohibited from engaging in legal practices, whether they be tolerating illegal immigration or forcing nationalized healthcare, "because it is Christian to do so".

15 posted on 11/09/2009 2:26:11 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

please do not compare them. ugh. *gag*


16 posted on 11/09/2009 2:26:42 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com .... I am a rogue nobody. One of millions.)
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Sarah also has more balls than the Huckster.

You should have endorsed Fred Thompson, and he could have won in South Carolina.


17 posted on 11/09/2009 2:28:23 PM PST by BenKenobi
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Playing the victim like this is what a lib would do.


18 posted on 11/09/2009 2:28:55 PM PST by ABQHispConservative (A good Blue Dog is an unelected Blue Dog. Ditto Rino's!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
He forgot to mention bigoted, and tax hiking.
19 posted on 11/09/2009 2:31:46 PM PST by 3niner (When Obama succeeds, America fails.)
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To: BenKenobi

We could have had Fred instead of a muslim teleprompter.


20 posted on 11/09/2009 2:32:03 PM PST by Frantzie (Judge David Carter - democrat & dishonorable Marine like John Murtha.)
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