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Don Quixoté Bus Lines To Cater To Illegal Immigrants
Elective Decisions ^
| 12/14/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/14/2009 3:23:28 PM PST by writer33
Corpus Christi, TX—In a bold, yet prosperous move, Don Quixoté Bus Lines will now be the official carriers of illegal immigrants. The move comes on the heels of a deal struck with Mexican President Felipe De Jesus Calderon Hinijosa to carry patrons from the Mexican border to cities across the fruited plains.
Don Quixoté was a local tourist bus that has now fallen on hard times. And in the darkest economy since Franklin Roosevelt’s regime, Don Quixoté is reaching out to save the small tourist bus line. With their profit margins shrinking, they have no choice but to jump into a lucrative market. At least that’s what owner Felix Alessandro says.
“After going over the numbers with my accountant, I had to make a decision for the company’s future,” claims Alessandro. “I can’t just let the big carriers corner the market. I am rolling the dice to tap into the Latino market. In fact, our new slogan is ‘No ID, No Inglés, No Problemo!’ Besides, illegal immigrants have a right to get from departure to arrival safely.”
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; illegalimmigration
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posted on
12/14/2009 3:23:29 PM PST
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writer33
To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...
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posted on
12/14/2009 3:24:06 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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12/14/2009 3:25:00 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
12/14/2009 3:25:51 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
That would certainly put a crimp in all those little bus companies doing that job. Its an amazing number of people needing rides north from close to the border.
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posted on
12/14/2009 3:26:55 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Join the Palin Beer Summit Putsch!!)
To: Liz; Landru; AuntB
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:05:39 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
To: writer33
If this is not your best, it is indeed in the top 5!!
........are you absolutely sure this is is satire?
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:07:17 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Positive this is satire. And thank you for the nice comments, and for reading. I do appreciate them.
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:11:32 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:31:13 PM PST
by
Bad Jack Bauer
(Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
To: Bad Jack Bauer
Perfect picture. Thanks for posting it. I appreciate it.
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:39:45 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
...the official carriers of illegal immigrants.Are you TRYING to freak out the entire state of Texas?
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:39:45 PM PST
by
Libloather
(Tea totaler, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
To: writer33
Si si señor!
And that, dear one.... is just about ALL I know in Spanish.
I feeger THEY can learn MY language.
Bless my heart & all....
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posted on
12/14/2009 4:58:22 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
To: Libloather
Are you TRYING to freak out the entire state of Texas?Why yes. LOL! Thanks for reading, L. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
12/14/2009 5:11:09 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Brad's Gramma
I feeger THEY can learn MY language.Oh, how wonderfully racist of you. LOL!
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posted on
12/14/2009 5:12:20 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
12/14/2009 5:21:07 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
To: Brad's Gramma
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posted on
12/14/2009 5:24:52 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Coming soon to a city near me! *sigh* :)
To: AZamericonnie
They’re already in a city near you. :-)
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posted on
12/14/2009 6:05:21 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Build it and they will come. Actually they are coming already.
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posted on
12/14/2009 6:20:25 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(God Bless our Fort Hood Troops)
To: SouthTexas
They’ve definitely already come to a city near you.
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posted on
12/14/2009 6:21:10 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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