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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-09 ("I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/27/2009 7:18:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: grey_whiskers

Classic film. ;-)


21 posted on 12/27/2009 7:38:04 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: MindBender26
If they would stop spanking the monkey so much.....

You know. I didn't need that image in my head. Thanks! :-(

.

22 posted on 12/27/2009 7:39:49 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I too suffer from IBS and always have some of this on hand whenever I fly. It works for me.
23 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:29 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Because (despite the DUmmies puerile take on it), you seem unable to concede that maybe they have a good point in slamming the new measures.

When mandatory cavity searches on all non-private transport becomes law, I expect the GOP and Dhimmis will be competing to see who can express their gratitude and relief the loudest.


24 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:37 PM PST by IntolerantOfTreason (The AMERICAN President should be an AMERICAN, NOT an AFRICAN-American)
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To: omega4179

I work at a company in NYC where most of the people are libtards or leftists. There is one other conservative. For years we’ve kept our mouths shut. Now we are openly laughing at the health monstrosity and crap-n-tax... and some of the libtards (not the full leftists) join in and laugh with us.

It’s truly amazing. I never thought I’d see the day.


25 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:50 PM PST by samtheman
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To: Charles Henrickson

If I had an airline ticket to fly this holiday season, I would be tempted to cancel it and take the bus back home. Then send a letter to the airline telling them I no longer have any confidence in the people running Homeland Security.


26 posted on 12/27/2009 7:42:08 PM PST by smokingfrog (Don't mess with the mocking bird! - http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I want to know their reaction to their Dear Leader being to busy playing to deal with this news.


27 posted on 12/27/2009 7:46:16 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Charles Henrickson
If enough people leave behind a "puddle", the policy will change back very quickly

Lends a whole new meaning to "flying puddle jumpers"...

28 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:02 PM PST by mikrofon (We've Left Open Our Fly, And It Shows.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

BTTT


29 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:13 PM PST by hattend (Once we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope)
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To: IntolerantOfTreason
The system DID work - the passengers kicked that guy’s ass. What’s the problem?

Well, only because the explosive device didn't go off immediately.

30 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:47 PM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thought I would see a song parody tacked on the end: “Peeing on a Jet Plane”.


31 posted on 12/27/2009 7:52:59 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
ever hear of depends undergarments...?

* Recommended by ex-NASA Astronuts

32 posted on 12/27/2009 7:54:26 PM PST by mikrofon (Going My Way)
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To: IntolerantOfTreason
you seem unable to concede that maybe they have a good point in slamming the new measures.

Not so. Maybe you missed it or maybe you're not familiar with how the DUmmie FUnnies works. We award "Kewpie Dolls" for "brief moments of mental clarity." In this thread I awarded a Kewpie Doll for this comment:

we're dealing with a bureaucracy that thinks it has to do something after every incident, whether what they do makes any sense or not. The reality is that this man should never have been allowed to board a plane bound for the USA. . . . Barn door closing regulations that don't address that are the feeble hand-waving of some Peter Principled bureaucrat who can't think of anything else to do.

33 posted on 12/27/2009 7:55:26 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Whip it out and let it fly in the aisle

Hose and Change

34 posted on 12/27/2009 7:58:13 PM PST by mikrofon (Wee the People)
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To: Roscoe Karns
“Peeing on a Jet Plane”.

"Relieving on a Jet Plane"?

35 posted on 12/27/2009 8:07:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
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To: maggief

Auhhhhhggggg! My eyes!!!


36 posted on 12/27/2009 8:07:28 PM PST by luvie (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Frankly, President Obama has had a lot on his plate in 2009.

So many golf courses...so little time!

37 posted on 12/27/2009 8:09:22 PM PST by luvie (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
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To: LUV W

Makes ya wanna vomit, no?


38 posted on 12/27/2009 8:09:49 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Diapers....


39 posted on 12/27/2009 8:12:50 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Army Air Corps

In the aisle!

LOL!

When ya think DUmmies just couldn’t get any DUmber!...their
fearless leader being in the lead!


40 posted on 12/27/2009 8:14:13 PM PST by luvie (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
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