Posted on 2/2/2010, 10:09:02 PM by ventanax5
“Avatar tells the story of Dances with Wolves in space, in order to advance a director’s already-vast ego, and to advance movie technology further in the wrong direction.”
“In the movie, a crippled Marine is patched into the brain of a human-hybrid alien thing from a race called the Na’avi, which is like blue man group meets black people.”
“Now if your brain is made of Play-Doh, and you actually have some human emotion left, then Avatar can mold you into like a crying, tree-hugging man-baby.”
(Excerpt) Read more at filmdrunk.uproxx.com ...
Yeah, his Phantom Menace review is the best. This one is the most “serious” of his reviews.
“What’s wrong with your faaace!”
This guy is great. For a novice like me you got a good lesson in movie making and story telling combined with ROTFLOL commentary.
bump
bfl
Thats hysterical!!!
Excellent deconstruction of Cameron’s manipulations.
bookmark.
These reviews are much better than the movie they review. Keep ‘em coming.
That was hilarious.
Self ping for later
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