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DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-10 (DUmmies Claim Disappointment In Wife Beater Edwards)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/04/2010 7:10:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Oh, so NOW the the DUmmies are claiming disappointment in John Edwards. Go back 2 years and Edwards was BY FAR the hero of the DUmmies. In fact, Pied Piper Pitt claimed (once Edwards was safely out of the race) that Edwards was his first choice for the nomination. Yes, it is easy to forget now that Edwards was overwhelmingly the popular pick of the DUmmies in 2007 and early 2008. Just goes to show how the more than obvious Edwards phoniness easily won over the completely gullible. Of course, now the DUmmies are feigning shock at the sleaziness of Edwards as you can see in this THREAD, "The Enquirer was right about everything else." Keep in mind that these are the same DUmmies who shelled out several hundred dollars to Bev Harris for her easily recognizable con game to "overturn" the 2004 election results. So let us now watch the DUmmies express disappointment in their erstwhile hero John Edwards in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding the DUmmies that John Edwards is just $10 away from being rehabilitated, is in the [brackets]:

The Enquirer was right about everything else

[And the DUmmies WRONG about everything.]

I don't know this guy anymore.

[Normal people knew where Edwards was coming from at the get-go.]

What happened to him?

[Poor Edwards. It was all a matter of bad fate. Sniff!]

I can't believe that I once supported him.

[That's why you are a DUmmie, DUmmie.]

Cancer-stricken Elizabeth Edwards is telling pals that John beat her during a horrific marriage-ending fight, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

[So I guess now it is okay for you to buy a PlayStation3 at WalMart?]

"John lost his temper big-time," revealed a close friend of Elizabeth.

[Elizabeth hid his comb?]

"She has the divorce papers drawn up, but she can amend them to charge John with domestic violence.

[And sue him for everything he's worth. I call this karma. Hee! Hee!]

"She's holding that over his head right now - and he's scared. Elizabeth is in control."

[Edwards now on the lam in Haiti.]

I understand that the sources for this story passed a lie detector test.

[Gee! Imagine that. A newspaper actually doing some investigating. The National Enquirer certainly deserves a Pulitzer for investigating a story that the MSM shunned. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]

wow!. The end of an ego... it's too bad because his message was on point, and now it has no credibility. That's the biggest tragedy of all.

[LOL! A DUmmie who still believes in Edwards' "message."]

If the Edwards spouses do not like the media firestorm surrounding them perhaps they should stop seeking and tending it so consistently.

[One of those Edwards "spouses" is still in the mistress (or is it ex-mistress?) stage.]

John Edwards is a never ending disaster. Nothing should surprise anyone about him.

[Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

I hope Elizabeth soaks him for every penny and then some.

[Including the North Carolina palace.]

The Enquirer is more honest and trustworthy than the MSM.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]

John Edwards is a SLIME ball. I know we are suppose to be trying to get along on DU now, but I never understood what people saw in him during the primaries.

[Perhaps you need to ask Pied Piper Pitt what he saw in Edwards.]

I have always been suspect of high-profile trial lawyers like Edwards. The likes of him are seriously harming the legal profession

[FUnny, we never heard your suspicion when Edwards was riding high in DUmmieland.]

I supported him because of his policy priorities. Like Elizabeth, but unlike the average DU'er, I wasn't omniscient enough to "just know" that he was a scumbag.

[Actually you were exactly like the average DUmmie who fell for Edwards' phoniness hook, line, and sinker.]

I read, and I believe it was on DU last week, that the Enquirer's editor is putting their stories on Edwards up for a Pulitzer. His contention is that they investigated the story, broke it and followed up on it when other media outlets were not touching it.

[Absolutely. The National Enquirer definitely deserves the Pulitzer for this. Any other winner of the Pulitzer should be embarrassed since they would know who the real winner should be.]

Time to stop the bashing. Enough already.

[LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!!!]

I can't believe DUers are posting about a NE story as if it is fact. Shameful.

[Strange but the NE was RIGHT about everything in the Edwards story. With that track record you are now accusing them of being suddenly wrong?]

He sure fooled a lot of people! So much talent, so much waste!

[That was posted by Indiana Green. Contrary to rumor, I am NOT Indiana Green. Got that? I am NOT posting as Indiana Green pretending to be a loyal DUmmie while in reality a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

every time I see that damn squirrel. I crack up!!

[You need glasses. It is actually Li'l Beaver that you are seeing.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; johnedwards
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1 posted on 02/04/2010 7:10:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
IBTP?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

2 posted on 02/04/2010 7:11:58 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 02/04/2010 7:16:48 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

[That was posted by Indiana Green. Contrary to rumor, I am NOT Indiana Green. Got that? I am NOT posting as Indiana Green pretending to be a loyal DUmmie while in reality a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
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If you are not Indiana Green that is some of the most brilliant trolling I’ve ever seen! Poor Indiana Green.


4 posted on 02/04/2010 7:19:17 AM PST by Woebama (Never, never, never quit)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think if Michael Moore can be given an Oscar and Barack Hussein Obama given the Nobel prize for their “work”, checkout line periodicals like National Enquirer deserve to be given a Pulitzer for what they do.


5 posted on 02/04/2010 7:29:36 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (If the CIA and NASA are going to "monitor climate change", why the hell do we need the EPA?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Present.


6 posted on 02/04/2010 7:36:09 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (He's just a clueless hump. A dangerous clueless hump.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have zero faith in politicians and government.

Kind of hard to be disappointed. But they try so hard.


7 posted on 02/04/2010 7:38:44 AM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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“Of course, now the DUmmies are feigning shock at the sleaziness of Edwards..”

In all fairness, I was shocked and dismayed that the leader of the conservative movement in the 90s, Newt, betrayed his wife. Since integrity is the most important trait of a effective leader, I will never vote for him now.


8 posted on 02/04/2010 7:41:18 AM PST by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY (It's the spending, Stupid!)
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To: PJ-Comix

10?


9 posted on 02/04/2010 7:54:28 AM PST by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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To: PJ-Comix

10


10 posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:36 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A. Einstein])
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m not sure I buy the story. I gotta give the edge to Elizabeth in that fight.


11 posted on 02/04/2010 8:26:49 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


12 posted on 02/04/2010 8:26:52 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I like how the DUmmies renamed their “John Edwards Support Forum” to the “Elizabeth Edwards Support Forum”.

Maybe they better re-think that one too. Elizabeth is no saint.


13 posted on 02/04/2010 8:27:50 AM PST by bigbob
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What happened to him?

Nothing. He just shed his lizard skin and revealed his true self.

14 posted on 02/04/2010 8:28:15 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A. Einstein])
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In all fairness, I was shocked and dismayed that the leader of the conservative movement in the 90s, Newt, betrayed his wife. Since integrity is the most important trait of a effective leader, I will never vote for him now.

The most important consideration in supporting a particular candidate is their character. By far.

Their stand on issues are merely a manifestation of their character.

"Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees all others." Winston Churchill

15 posted on 02/04/2010 8:31:01 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (Sarah Palin "the Thrilla from Wasilla")
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s the “two Americas” the duped DUmmies and the rest of us.


16 posted on 02/04/2010 8:32:21 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: LonePalm

The guy (Young) who wrote the recent book about Edwards was on Hannity last night. Edwards is a sleazeball, but I’m not too sure about this Young guy, either. He’s really trying to profit from all this.

Anyway, Hannity played a couple audio soundbites of phone conversations this guy had with Edwards, then asked Young to state five phrases that apply to Edwards. Boy, was he unkind.


17 posted on 02/04/2010 8:33:29 AM PST by bcsco (Obama is the navel of his own universe.)
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To: Incorrigible
In my best Maxwell Smart voice ...

"Missed it by that much ..."

18 posted on 02/04/2010 8:35:04 AM PST by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Enquirer is more honest and trustworthy than the MSM.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]

LOL!! Even the DUmmies are starting to see the MSM/SRM as being slimy.


I have always been suspect of high-profile trial lawyers like Edwards. The likes of him are seriously harming the legal profession

Well, that DUmmie actually realizes that lawyers are crooked.


He sure fooled a lot of people! So much talent, so much waste!

[That was posted by Indiana Green. Contrary to rumor, I am NOT Indiana Green. Got that? I am NOT posting as Indiana Green pretending to be a loyal DUmmie while in reality a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Since that was posted by a FReeper troll, it really needs a < /sarc> tag, but then DUmmies would probably asked he/she be tombstoned.

19 posted on 02/04/2010 8:36:44 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Hey zero, It is NOT Bush's fault anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The dummies have to learn everything the hard way, then they promptly forget everything they learn!


20 posted on 02/04/2010 8:38:05 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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