Michelle Obama's Tips From The White House for Battling Childhood Obesity

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[gura]

Michelle Obama's Tips From The White House for Battling Childhood Obesity

1)Have your personal chef limit your child's consumption of fatty foods like Foie Gras and Wagyu Beef.

2)Have your kids run, not walk, to the helicopter.

3)Keep an eye on your kids to make sure they're not sneaking hors d'oeuvres during your weekly cocktail parties.

4)Just because your kids take a SUV to school everyday doesn't mean they have to be dropped off at the door - have your personal security clear out a one block walking distance and drop them off there.

5)A good swingset costs $4,000, but that should be easily within the reach of any government employee in 2010.

6)Have your kids help you plant healthy vegetables like hop asparagus, arugula, and truffles in your garden.

7) Choco Tacos? Only on Super Bowl Sunday.

[gura]

Please post yours!

[skimbell]

Has MO been officially appointed to a position?

I suggest that she be named the official Fat Czar in 0's administration.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Don’t let the girls call “room service” for midnight snacks at the White House. From what I hear, life in the White House is something like being in a hotel, with room service always available.

[svcw]

I don’t take advise from a fat woman about dieting.

[Dr. Ursus]

Wrestle with your babysitter-Auntie Nancy(Pelosi)

[libertarian27]

Buy clothing that is three sizes too small for your kids, that will take off 30 lbs.....

[paulycy]

Chew your arugala slowly.

[Lockbar]

GIRL FRIEND! What is wrong with you!?

[Vasilli22]

Boob belts for all?

[KeyLargo]

[azishot]

Encourage them to run laps inside their private planes as they jet off to another exotic vacation spot.

[albie]

1- Instead of simply lighting a match, have your kids rub 2 sticks together to burn the American flag.

2- Purchasing a larger size “Che” shirt will make them feel skinnier.

3- Get pregnant. On the 8th month abort for an instant 20 lb weight loss.

[gura]

LMAO!

[RummyChick]

the woman just doesnt know how to dress

[kcvl]

Tips to Michelle & Barack Obama...SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!

[InvisibleChurch]

Maybe that’s just the way her kids are. Maybe look-a-likes?

[gura]

Running from 2x4 wielding gangs is an effective form of exercise for many children in Chicago:

[Mountain Mary]

Have Oprah to the WH for an Electric Slide party!

[Vaduz]

Class isn’t somthing the Obama’s know about not much of it in a Chicago hood.

[kati2fl]

love it..may I use this list and put it on other boards?