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DUmmie FUnnies 03-02-10 (DUmmies Outraged by Yet Another Campus Fake Hate Crime)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 2, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/02/2010 7:48:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

And this year's KERRI DUNN campus Fake Hate Crime award goes to...UC San Diego for getting all lathered up over a noose hung in the library. Folks, whenever you hear the word "noose" used in the same story about a supposed campus hate crime, it is a SLAM DUNK that it is a FAKE hate crime. A Columbia U professor goes BALLISTIC over a hanging noose and it turns out that SHE was the one who hung the noose in the first place.

What set off this noose incident was the OUTRAGE over a Compton ghetto themed party that brought charges of racism. So who was the dastardly organizer of that party? Some Klan member? Well, not quite. Check out this VIDEO to see the party organizer, Mr. Jones, give an explanation and you can see why those who got all upset turned themselves into complete laughingstocks. So how to save face? Well, suddenly a few weeks later a noose conveniently appeared on campus. Who hung the noose? Another Klan member? Well, today's San Diego Union provides the answer in this ARTICLE:

LA JOLLA— In an anonymous letter circulated on campus yesterday, the University of California San Diego student who hung a noose in the school library last week apologized for what she called a “mindless act and stupid mistake.

“I know what I did was offensive — regardless of my intentions — I am just trying to say I’m sorry,” read the letter, which was published in the student newspaper, the UCSD Guardian. “As a minority student who sympathizes with the students that have been affected by the recent issues on campus, I am distraught to know that I have unintentionally added to their pain.”

Ooooooh! It was a MINORITY student who hung that noose, not David Duke. And here is her incredibly lame CYA excuse:

The student claims in her letter that she and her friends were playing with a rope when one of them tied it into a noose.

“I innocently marveled at his ability to tie a noose, without thinking of any of its connotations or the current racial climate at UCSD. I left soon after with one of my friends for Geisel to study, still carrying the rope,” she writes. “After a bit of studying I picked up the rope to play with, and ended up hanging it by my desk. It was a mindless act and stupid mistake. When I got up to leave, a couple hours later, I simply forgot about it.”

The student said the rope was left in the library last Tuesday. It was not reported to campus police until 10:30 p.m. Thursday.

And who would actually be suckers enough to fall for such an obvious fake hate crime? Why DUmmies of course as you can see in this THREAD, "UCSD "Compton Cookout": And now they've found a noose in the library." So let us now watch the DUmmies easily fall for yet another Hate Crime scam in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, posting his first DUFU on his brand new FREE Compaq Presario laptop, is in the [brackets]:

UCSD "Compton Cookout": And now they've found a noose in the library

[Place chip firmly on shoulder and work yourselves into Outrage mode.]

Student admits leaving noose at UCSD

[Hate Crime! Investigate no further. Place brains on ice!]

SAN DIEGO — Campus police at the University of California San Diego are questioning a student who admitted she hung a noose on the seventh floor of the university library Thursday night. The incident is the third racially charged episode on the campus in two weeks, and has spurred a new round of rallies.

"This is truly a dark day in the history of this university," Chancellor Marye Anne Fox told students gathered along Library Walk. "It's abhorrent and untenable."

The noose was found hanging from a bookcase of the Geisel Library at 10:30 p.m. Thursday, and the student called at 9 a.m. Friday to confess, according to vice chancellor Gary Mattews.

"It's someone who didn't think that leaving a noose was an issue," he said....

[Is Chancellor Fox applying to DUke University for the Mike Nifong Award?]

she hung a noose on the seventh floor

[Obviously a Ku Kluxer.]

REALLY! Someone who just thought, "hmmm...a noose, Black students, yeah all just harmless fun.." What the f*ck are these kids being taught at home? That is ridiculous bullshit!!

[She was being taught to fake a hate crime for victimization purposes. Of course, you DUmmies fell for it hook, line, and sinker.]

What did she think nooses were for? Catching butterflies?

[No. For catching manufactured outrage.]

I feel for the students who feel unwelcome or unsafe there. I hope this doesn't get any uglier.

[No but it got a lot FUnnier when it was revealed who the hanging noose perpetrator was. Almost as FUnnie as the perpetrator of that Compton Ghetto Party "hate crime."]

I got a forward this morning from my friend. One student he talked to was just terrified.

[HELP! I'm soooo terrified by fake hate crimes!]

It has f*cking exploded.

[...in laughter. That video from Mr. Jones still has me chuckling. Yeah, some hate crime there.]

My friend says that some of his students (he's a part-timer there) are afraid of the anger out there. For once, I'm grateful for UCLA!]

[Is your friend still fwightened by the Tooth Fairy? ]

"It's someone who didn't think that leaving a noose was an issue,"..do they not teach these kids history anymore? And if it wasn't "an issue" what was the point?

[Yes. The history of FAKE hate crimes certainly does need to be taught. Tell #1 that a fake hate crime has been perpetrated is any appearance of a noose on campus.]

Statement of UC President Mark G. Yudof, the Chancellors of the ten UC campuses, and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Universitywide Academic Senate February 26, 2010

As leaders of the University of California, we are deeply disturbed by recent events at a few of our campuses. We condemn all acts of racism, intolerance and incivility. Regardless of how such offenses are rationalized, or what free speech rights they purport to express, the acts we have witnessed are unacceptable. The actions of these individuals reflect neither our principles nor our values, nor the sentiments of the University of California community. We will not allow the actions of a few to speak for this University. We denounce them.

[Sooooo Mr. Yudof...When will you get around to denouncing the perpetrators of FAKE hate crimes? Apparently you have learned nothing about a certain incident at DUke U.]

Will students be expelled for hate speech or actions? I want to know what constitutes a "criminal act," how it will be prosecuted, and what constitutes "punishment" by the University.

[How about this for punishment? Surveillance camera video of the perpetrator hanging the noose posted on YouTube so we can all have a good laugh about who actually committed this "hate crime?"]

I can think of exactly zero innocent explanations for having or leaving a noose on campus...

[How about the manufacturing of a FAKE hate crime as a reason?]

It will be interesting to see what the motivation was, and how the university responds to this...

[The motivation was predictable manufactured outrage as was displayed by the Univesity. Oh, and where is Kerri DUnn nowadays?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: boycriedwolf; boycryingwolf; cheeseandwhine; dummiefunnies; dummies; dunn; fakehatecrimes; hatecrime; kerridunn; racebaiting
WOO! HOO! My first DUFU posting via my brand new FREE Compaq Presario laptop. I admit a slight bit of nervousness just before buying it yesterday with my mighty stealth coupons but it all worked out perfectly. Next on my stealth coupons electronic shopping list are a Kindle Reader and a Bose Wave Radio.

It is a real PLEASURE to use a computer that doesn't constantly freeze on me so more frequent DUFUs in the future.

1 posted on 03/02/2010 7:48:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTPFWIW


2 posted on 03/02/2010 7:50:17 AM PST by mikrofon (Congrats on the new PC)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 03/02/2010 7:50:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!


4 posted on 03/02/2010 7:50:45 AM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, hardly ever in the top 10!


5 posted on 03/02/2010 7:50:52 AM PST by gardencatz (Proud mom US Marine! It can't always be someone else's son.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Horse thieves are terrified of going to college these days. Why does no one mention the emotional torment they must endure?


6 posted on 03/02/2010 7:57:07 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: PJ-Comix

what do you mean FREE computer??


7 posted on 03/02/2010 8:01:55 AM PST by GeronL (Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 from Daytona Beach


8 posted on 03/02/2010 8:02:22 AM PST by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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To: PJ-Comix

This really takes me back to the early 1980’s when I was in college.

My friends and I would be goofing around, listening to Dexy’s Midnight Runners or The Tubes or whatever. One of them would pull out a piece of rope maybe 2-3 feet long because one thing about college kids, especially in a city campus, they always have rope with them. We’d start goofing around with it.

Then before you know it, about half way through a Plimsouls song, one of us would absent mindedly tie it into a noose. Of course we’d keep playing with it and then hurry off to class after strategically placing it hanging from a tree or whatever in a public place.

Happens all time in college...purely by accident.

sarc off.


9 posted on 03/02/2010 8:03:30 AM PST by perez24 (Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why should minorities get to be the ones all offended at a noose? More whites have been hung by the neck until dead I am positive.

I demand social justice be served so I can be offended as the minorities. It’s not fair that they get the majority share of being offended. I am entitled to be just as offended as they are.(But I’m not, because it is just a frigging knot.)


10 posted on 03/02/2010 8:03:35 AM PST by listenhillary (the only reason government wants to be our provider is so it may become our master)
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To: PJ-Comix

Welcome to the realm of Compaq Presario. I’ve been using mine happily for some years.


11 posted on 03/02/2010 8:03:37 AM PST by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix
bttt
12 posted on 03/02/2010 8:07:56 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: GeronL
what do you mean FREE computer??

FREE as in I paid exactly $0.00 for my computer. Oh, wait! I also bought a remote mouse. Let's see with that included it cost me a grand total of $0.00. Uh-oh! I forgot about the sales tax. With that figured in the total was... $0.00. Oh, and it was purchased at a major retail establishment.

13 posted on 03/02/2010 8:08:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"This is truly a dark day in the history of this university," Chancellor Marye Anne Fox told students
LOL ... if she had only known how true that was.
14 posted on 03/02/2010 8:19:39 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: PJ-Comix

Are you going to share these stealth coupon secrets, sell access to the information or just torment us with your deals?


15 posted on 03/02/2010 8:19:50 AM PST by listenhillary (the only reason government wants to be our provider is so it may become our master)
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To: PJ-Comix

The “cross burning” at Harvey Mudd College about 5 years ago was a couple of really drunk Asian kids out looking for something to set on fire. They found somebody’s art project that just happened to have a cross as part of it and lit it up. No clue as to the the cultural significance of cross burning, plus they were too drunk to even notice the artwork had a cross worked into it. Shut the entire Claremont Colleges down for a day. Made all the kids go through tolerance training. Held a tolerance/unity rally. Some visiting professor’s car was vandalized, tires slashed, and swastikas spray painted on it after she spoke at the rally. Turned out she did it to her own car.

Huge waste of time and resources over a lot of nothing.


16 posted on 03/02/2010 8:32:55 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: listenhillary
Are you going to share these stealth coupon secrets, sell access to the information or just torment us with your deals?

I've already posted websites on how to get incredible deals with coupons. Okay, let's say you don't figure out how to use stealth coupons. The downside is that you will "only" save about 80 percent on your grocery deals. I know of two other people just here in Broward county doing the stealth coupon routine.

And the reason why I don't post it openly is you can blame it on Swordfish steaks. Years ago I found out that you could buy Swordfish steaks in a chunked off version for much cheaper than the big pieces. Same thing just in a more chucked off version. Soooo... I tell a couple of friends and the next thing I know NO more cheap Swordfish steaks available. My friends told everybody despite being sworn to secrecy. Thus my reluctance to reveal how I do the stealth coupon routine.

The good news is that I will write down a detailed explanation and place in a sealed envelop. In case of my demise, I have willed that envelop to Charles. Then you can pepper him with requests for the stealth coupon routine. The bad news is I recently had a medical exam and am in PERFECT health so I will probably outlast Charles...and you.

17 posted on 03/02/2010 8:34:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: Hoffer Rand
Are you going to share these stealth coupon secrets, sell access to the information or just torment us with your deals?

Kerri DUnn(ce)?

18 posted on 03/02/2010 8:36:05 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oops! Wrong reply above. I meant to reply to post about visiting professor.


19 posted on 03/02/2010 8:37:55 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They should have fired her on the spot. As it was, they let her finish out the year, since she was a visiting prof, then didn’t renew her contract. IIRC, She was one of those wymen’s studies loons, either at Scripts or Pitzer. I think the police did press charges, though. For once...


20 posted on 03/02/2010 8:46:10 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: PJ-Comix
[...in laughter. That video from Mr. Jones still has me chuckling. Yeah, some hate crime there.]

Mr "Jiggaboo" Jones? How in the world does a name like that promote better race relations!

BTW....I am reeeealy jealous of your cunning use of the "stealth" coupons to get a FREE computer! You are a dedicated coupon shopper for sure!

21 posted on 03/02/2010 8:49:39 AM PST by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: LUV W
BTW....I am reeeealy jealous of your cunning use of the "stealth" coupons to get a FREE computer! You are a dedicated coupon shopper for sure!

All I can say is HEAVILY investigate the sites I've listed and then go on from there. I know someone who has been doing coupons only slightly longer than me and he is into the stealth coupons in a big way. He found out on his own how to do it.

22 posted on 03/02/2010 8:59:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

ok. HOW did you get a free computer?? Did Newsbusters chip in?


23 posted on 03/02/2010 9:02:44 AM PST by GeronL (Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: PJ-Comix

I will study this. I will need a new computer before long. So far I have avoided having to have Vista, but not so with Windows 7. Is it as confusing a change as Vista was. I still like XP best!


24 posted on 03/02/2010 9:08:19 AM PST by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: perez24

“or The Tubes or whatever”

What do you want from life?
...or a baby’s arm holding an apple!

Cindie


25 posted on 03/02/2010 9:14:01 AM PST by gardencatz (Proud mom US Marine! It can't always be someone else's son.)
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To: GeronL
ok. HOW did you get a free computer?? Did Newsbusters chip in?

Nope. Totally independent of NewsBusters. Just study the couponing sites intensely. So far with Stealth coupons I have purchased FREE asphalt and sealant for my driveway, FREE Valentine's Day dinner for two at Ruby Tuesdays, and now a FREE Compaq Presario computer. I also plan on buying FREE materials to have my bathroom redone and pay the guy with FREE stuff I have already given him like FREE cat food, human food, and fish oil pills.

Just using REGULAR coupons I have gotten an amazing amount of FREE (or almost free) stuff like the tuna fish I just ate. Silver Bullets. Fish oil pills (I have a year suplly now), Bayer baby aspirin (year supply), Tylenol pills (two year supply), Aleve (two year supply), toothpaste, mouthwash, TP and paper towels (just paid sales tax on those), trail mix, big supplies of Buffalo wings, and TONS of other stuff. Every day something new and FREE (or close to it).

26 posted on 03/02/2010 9:20:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

and you will tell us this secret for just $19.99?? lol


27 posted on 03/02/2010 9:31:15 AM PST by GeronL (Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: Hoffer Rand

Asian students going around lighting things on fire is nothing?


28 posted on 03/02/2010 9:33:37 AM PST by GeronL (Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: PJ-Comix
What did she think nooses were for? Catching butterflies?
Actually a 'Noose' does have other purposes than hanging someone. But not butterflies - unless their big ones from the Amazon ;-)

Case in point, a Noose on a rope will make a pretty good Dog Collar and Leash, Better than a slip knot that could choke your dog. A noose can be sized to fit the dogs neck and wont slip.

'Back in the days' not everyone was 'rich' and Clothes Line Rope was used for a lot of things.

29 posted on 03/02/2010 9:44:06 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A. Einstein])
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To: GeronL

Not in the “THIS IS A HATE CRIME, LET’S SHUT THE CAMPUS DOWN” sense, no. It was outside, and they dragged it into one of the barbecue fire pits in between the quads. The kids confessed and were disciplined for the destruction of property and violation of the honor code, as they should have been. But the whole overreation of making everyone go through tolerance/diversity training and all the other cr@p was just WAY over the top.


30 posted on 03/02/2010 10:04:50 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: PJ-Comix
FREE as in I paid exactly $0.00 for my computer. Oh, wait! I also bought a remote mouse.

I bought a remote mouse once, but she spent too much time out of cell phone range... :-)


31 posted on 03/02/2010 10:32:00 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Get the Kindle DX reader. The larger size is worth the extra coin for this FReeper with failing eyesight....


32 posted on 03/02/2010 10:37:31 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (I'm Ellie Light!)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Are Kindles availavble from sources other than Amazon? That would make it easier to use my stealth coupons.


33 posted on 03/02/2010 11:11:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
more frequent DUFUs in the future

Geez PJ.... with you having computer issues and the pastor lenting, I was suffering some serious DUFU detox.
BTW - I have took your couponing advise and in one short week started "CVSing". I just got back from CVS on my lunch hour with a bag full of brand name razors, soap, deodoarant, and toothpaste = free. Actually, I came out $7 net profit that they credited me.
34 posted on 03/02/2010 11:13:34 AM PST by envisio
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To: PJ-Comix

There are other e-readers out there. Kindle is strictly Amazon, AFAIK


35 posted on 03/02/2010 11:22:56 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (I'm Ellie Light!)
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To: envisio
...and the pastor lenting

This year for Lent, I gave up personal sacrifice.

36 posted on 03/02/2010 11:32:37 AM PST by Ignatz (Helping others to be more like me since 1960!)
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To: Ignatz

you poor thing


37 posted on 03/02/2010 11:36:57 AM PST by envisio
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To: Hoffer Rand; PJ-Comix
That crackpot Professor Kerri Dunn was ultimately released to New Jersey to serve her parole period there. That was probably around 2004 or so.
She probably also somehow became a New Jersey voter as well!


38 posted on 03/02/2010 12:11:05 PM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
“I know what I did was offensive — regardless of my intentions — I am just trying to say I’m sorry,” . . . “As a minority student who sympathizes with the students that have been affected by the recent issues on campus, I am distraught to know that I have unintentionally added to their pain.”

A noose bit mah "sister"...

39 posted on 03/02/2010 2:15:44 PM PST by mikrofon (Cheezy Humour)
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The noose was found hanging from a bookcase of the Geisel Library at 10:30 p.m. Thursday, and the student called at 9 a.m. Friday to confess

New addition- The Dope With The Rope

40 posted on 03/02/2010 2:50:51 PM PST by mikrofon (Seuss 'er right...)
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To: mikrofon

Good name catch! ;-)


41 posted on 03/02/2010 3:46:53 PM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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