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DUmmie FUnnies 04-05-10 (DUmmies Fear Tea Parties)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Well, I finally saw my first LIVE Tea Party yesterday. It was going on at the corner of University and Oakland Park in Sunrise where I was heading to do some couponing activities at WalMart. My first observation was that it seemed a lot more exciting in person than just watching a Tea Party on YouTube. Even though they were just making an appearance with the Gasden Flag and signs such as "Remember November," their mere presence served as a great reminder to folks driving by. I also knew it would drive the DUmmie types even CRAZIER than they already are. You see, the DUmmies hate the Tea Parties because they fear the Tea Parties even though they put up fake front as you can see in this THREAD, "The End of the Republican Party." Yeah, they claim that the Tea Parties will spell disaster for the Republican Party but they really know the Tea Parties means victory for them at the polls. The DUmmies even have their old excuse at the ready to explain away the elections in November---touch screen voting machines. Yeah, and how did those same touch screens give Obama a landslide victory in 2008? So let us now watch the DUmmies pretend the end is near for the Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, back after a too long DUFU lapse, is in the [brackets]:

The End of the Republican Party

[Freudenschade, baby!]

AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE

[So that explains Pied Piper Pitt.]

After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies. They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills, which leads them to be bigoted and susceptible to mass delusions. They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous. (Health Care Equals Tyranny). Their existence and apparent flourishing are symptoms of the dissolution of the Republican party. This process is not an overnight collapse. It began with Nixon and really hit its stride with the illegal accession to the presidency of George the Stupid in 2000. But it is clear; the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have no leaders, they have no morals, they have no platform and no constructive ideas. They do have plenty of perverts and hypocrites. Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.

[Check with Pitt. He would probably tell you that the Tea Party movement peaked when the American hockey team beat the USSR at the 1980 Winter Olympics. USA! USA! USA! ]

The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,” which at this point is anyone who’ll vote for them, which is why the Republicans are welcoming the Teabaggers, who have found a home among the desperate and corrupt political hacks, which is all the Republican party has left.

[So no need to fear them this November?]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

[But it would fool a DUmmie.]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old. So who do they have left? Sarah Palin (a money-hungry fool), Rush Limbo (an overblown bigot) Glenn Beck (a crazy idiot), and Michele Bachmann (Hahahahaha). I don’t think any of them is capable of saving the Republican party. What we’ll see eventually is a weakened Republican party, (having finally repudiated the Teabagger Klan) too damaged to do anything, trying desperately to get back to the middle of the road, and the formation of a third party for the Teabaggers and assorted nutjobs, conspiracy fans and tin-foil hatters .

[So no need to fear the Tea Parties...except that is EXACTLY what you really fear as your fellow DUmmies will now confirm.]

Touch Screen Voting Machines. Anyone can be president whomever the monied interests choose until voting can be protected.

[Ah! Getting your Diebold excuses ready well in advance of November.]

EXACTLY!!! Whoever counts the votes can "win." They've done it before and they'll do it again if allowed. We all need to remember what damage cornered, desperate, rabid animals can do. They are utterly corrupt and don't care what damage they do.

[Speaking of desperate. I really love your desperate excuses for the possibility of LOSING bigtime this November.]

So, no, don't underestimate--oops! wrong verbiage, I meant to say misunderestimate--the stupidity of the American people. And therein lies the proof. "Misunderestimated" was was used on CBS a month ago or so ago by one of the reporters covering the Chile earthquake and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!! This, more than anything, illustrates why I don't think that the Republican Party is going gently into the sunset anytime soon. In fact, I think they just might come roaring back stronger than ever. May I make my case, please?

[And I don't think you will be going gently into the Rubber Room. Tranquilizer darts will be necessary.]

I won't agree that they are at the end until after November's elections. IMO, they are gaining strength through the teabaggers, Fox "news" and other MSM. Maybe I'm being taken in by the polls and media reports, but I'm not believing that they are done.

[Would you like me to apply the chloroform rag to your face so you can wake up on the other side of November? It will be so much less painless that way.]

Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win". Kerry actually won in 2004. The rigging was quite obvious to anyone really paying attention.

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]

As you so aptly observe: DESPERATION resounds from their EVERY act. They will soon go into full Panic mode. Could be interesting if not just a little scarey.

[Desperation? Full Panic mode? Projecting much?


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Sorry for the too long DUFU lapse but I was OBSESSED by a couponing problem. You see, there was one big apparent weakness in my couponing system. So what I did was think...and think...and think for over a week. Finally, I remembered a quick comment in one of the many coupon forums I read and VOILA...my problem was solved. Of course, I used the solution on a test run and it worked perfect.

Moral of the story: Read as many coupon forums as possible for tips and...spend time thinking out solutions. Think hard enough and perhaps you can figure out how I do the stealth coupon routine. The answer is "hidden" in plain sight.

1 posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Bump


2 posted on 04/05/2010 11:44:28 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Hey, first ever IBTP (what’s my prize?)


3 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:06 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies. They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills, which leads them to be bigoted and susceptible to mass delusions.

The writer used a "homophobic" slur against those at the rally. He just made Barney Frank cry.

5 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


6 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:22 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("workers of the world unite, it's not just a slogan anymore" SEIU's Andy Stern)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win". Kerry actually won in 2004. The rigging was quite obvious to anyone really paying attention.

And they call the tea partiers "birthers". STFU already liberal brownshirts.

7 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:55 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: PJ-Comix
Touch Screen Voting Machines. Anyone can be president whomever the monied interests choose until voting can be protected.

Hmm. He MAY have something there. We know who "won" in 2008.


8 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: PJ-Comix
(DUmmies Fear Tea Parties)

Best news I've heard today! The DIMs had better fear them in November!

9 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:56 AM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: a fool in paradise

TT, Maybe?


10 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:07 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (We were hoping for flying unicorns that crapped skittles. We got nationalized health care.)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies.

He watches teabaggers? That's pretty kinky if you ask me.

11 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:38 AM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: PJ-Comix

12 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:52 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: PJ-Comix

“GODDAMN IT!!”

HE will little leftist... in HIS time HE will get around to you and your kind.


13 posted on 04/05/2010 11:55:07 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer ( WOLVERINES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They're the ones who threatened to overthrow the government back in 2004 in "communistic", "islamic" style...

Charging the 2000 presidential election was 'rigged', the DUmmies swore they were not going to allow it to happen again in 2004 (Kerry defeated like Al Gore in 2000). Bold-type emphasis added by myself.-etl

Arming the Left: Is the time now?
Post from: Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-2004 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

Democratic Underground blogger ("happyslug": 1000+ posts) responds...

"if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

"...it takes three things to overthrow a tyrant;...

1. Popular support, you must have the majority of the people on your side (i.e. Democracy, even the Communists and Islamics both try to show they have the Support of the Majority of the People),

2. Organization to perform the overthrow (This is why Madison wrote the First like he did, these are HOW you organize an opposition. Without the First it is hard to organize an opposition and any resistence organized in absence of the rights stated in the First tend to be as tyrannical as what you are opposing)

3. Weapons to push the issue if the leadership that is being overthrown tries to use force to stay in power. You have to be willing to answer force with force. Weapons do not overthrow a tyrant, weapons just protect the people who are overthrowing a tyrant."

"Now, you may say "Hay, you are talking about Islamic and/or Communists groups not 'Western Liberal resistence groups'". And you would be correct. As I said in the beginning the first step in a guerilla war against a tyrant is to first organize. The Islamic and Communists Groups were the best at organizing people. "Western Liberal Resistence Groups" were less effective in organizing resistence groups (And less liked by the CIA and KGB who tended to fund these groups, remember any war is expensive, money talks).

Furthermore since most Islamic and Communist groups tend to be the first groups outlawed they tend to go underground first. Once underground they start to organize and as other groups are outlawed those groups tend to join the opposition which tends to be either Islamic or Communistic. Once outlawed these groups also tend to be controlled by the most fanatic opponents of the Tyrants and these tend to be either Islamic or Communistic. Thus to oppose the Tyrants you have to support a side with enough discipline to get the job done and that tend to be Communist or Islamic."

"...Any weapons we resort to must be "real" weapons not pistols. i.e. Rifles and shotguns. Due to concerns of re-supply (you have to plan for a long battle) such weapons should be limited to very small number of different rounds. Generally restrict yourself to the following rounds:

5.56x 45 (.223 Remington) 7.62x 63 (30-06) 7.62x 51 (.308 Winchester or 7.62 NATO) 7.62 x 39 (7.62mm Russian 7.62 AK Round) 12 Gauge Shotgun. 30-30 Winchester."

"You have more weapons in the above calibers than any other calibers thus should be your first choice in weapons. Saying this I must point out I like the 7x57 and 7.92x57 Mauser rounds and the M1898 Mauser Bolt action Rifle, but the 7.92 (sometime called 8mm Mauser) but these rounds are less common than the above and thus harder to obtain when re-supply is needed (and re-supply will be needed if the struggle lasts for any length of time).

Re-supply of Ammunition has always been the bane of any military operations. Without ammunition you can not fight. To get you ammunition, it is easier if we can keep the number of different rounds to a minimum (i.e. 5.56x45 and 7.62x51). I list the 30-06 and 30-30 winchester rounds for these are two VERY popular rounds and ammunition for both are easy to obtain (the same with the 12 Gauge shotgun). I list the 7.62 AK round do to the huge number of SKSs and AKs imported since the fall of the Soviet Union. I list it for while there are probably more 30-30s and 30-06 rifles out they than 7.62 Aks and SKSs, the Aks and SKSs may very while outnumber the rifles in 5.56x45 and 7.62 NATO.

Also, if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

[end of excerpts...but many other just as crazy thoughts found at the following link. This thread continued for THREE entire weeks before the moderator finally stepped in. But as of today, Monday, April 5, 2010, the thread is still up on the Democratic Underground website.-ETL]

Democratic Underground Discussion Board
Topic: "Arming the Left: Is the time now?":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x41313

"Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-04 11:17 PM Response to Reply #10
16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

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CLG General Manager is Lori Price.

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http://www.legitgov.org/

Ready for Revolution? Join CLG's Revolution Tactics Group and Get Ready to Overthrow the Establishment.
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14 posted on 04/05/2010 11:55:09 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! Thank you! A much needed comic interlude!

I really like the Rubber room and tranquilizer darts. And oh! The chloroform rag - excellent idea. ROTFLOL!

I think some of them would sincerely take you up on your offers were it possible.


15 posted on 04/05/2010 11:56:04 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Asato Ma Sad Gamaya Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
really hit its stride with the illegal accession to the presidency of George the Stupid in 2000...

Our Glorious Emperor, Chimpy Khan is NOT pleased with this statement!

16 posted on 04/05/2010 11:56:29 AM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It seems that all the Republicans Democrats can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic Republican, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats Republicans are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican Democrat in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

There. Changing the focus expresses the tactics of the Democrats during the Bush administration. And, it may not have fooled a five-year-old, but it did fool these DUmmies...

BTW, who are you again...?

17 posted on 04/05/2010 11:57:17 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix

We’ll start ramping up the noise on the sleepers in late October. Keep an eye out. Divide and conquer.

DU - we’re coming after you. ;)


18 posted on 04/05/2010 11:58:19 AM PDT by listenhillary (Capitalism = billions raised from poverty, Socialism = billions reduced to starvation)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ya know, if you substitute Democratic for Republican in this pitt rant, you get a perfect definition of the democratic party! (lower case in name intentional)
19 posted on 04/05/2010 12:01:30 PM PDT by Edgerunner (Second Amendment Spoken Here)
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To: PJ-Comix
“”Misunderestimated” was was used on CBS a month ago or so ago by one of the reporters covering the Chile earthquake and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!!”

Similarly, it seems that Joe Biden’s lexicon has been absorbed — by people of a certain bent, at least.

20 posted on 04/05/2010 12:05:17 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Edgerunner
Ya know, if you substitute Democratic for Republican in this pitt rant, you get a perfect definition of the democratic party! (lower case in name intentional)

Did that in post #17...

21 posted on 04/05/2010 12:06:48 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: ETL; mylife

Can you guess how much fun it would be to see one of these DUmmies on the range? After the first round was fired, they would pee in thier pants!!!


22 posted on 04/05/2010 12:26:52 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Westlander)
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To: PJ-Comix
The End of the Republican Party

The End of the "Spend and Pretend" Republican Party--that would be a good thing!

23 posted on 04/05/2010 12:30:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE

AN EMPTY "YES WE CAN" MAKES THE DEMS NERVOUS

24 posted on 04/05/2010 12:31:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies.

The DUmmies trot out one of their old standbys--calling us "bullies."

25 posted on 04/05/2010 12:36:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies.

Are You Smarting Over a Fourth-Grade Bully?

26 posted on 04/05/2010 12:40:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Similarly, it seems that Joe Biden’s lexicon has been absorbed — by people of a certain bent, at least.

History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word

10th - “Scattered 'effing showers, my @ss!” - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - “How the 'ef did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - “You want WHAT on the 'effing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - “Where did all those 'effing Indians come from?” - Custer, 1877

6th - “It does so 'effing look like her!” - Picasso, 1926

5th - “Where the 'ef are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - “Any 'effing idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938

3rd - “What the 'ef was that?” - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - “I need this parade like I need a 'effing hole in the head!” - JFK, 1963

1st - “Aw c’mon. Who the 'ef is going to find out?” - Tiger Woods, 2009


27 posted on 04/05/2010 12:40:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Tea Partiers could call themselves the Bully Moose Party!


28 posted on 04/05/2010 12:41:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: PJ-Comix
They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills. . . .

Let's compare academic degrees and communication skills, big boy. I'll run rings around you.

29 posted on 04/05/2010 12:43:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: bcsco

Yes, I am too slow for these things. (but I try)


30 posted on 04/05/2010 12:43:15 PM PDT by Edgerunner (Second Amendment Spoken Here)
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To: Edgerunner; PJ-Comix

No problem. We just had the same thought at the same time. But I still want to know who PJ-COMIX is... :)


31 posted on 04/05/2010 12:44:53 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous.

My chants are often liturgical.

32 posted on 04/05/2010 12:45:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous.

A Tea Party is just a chants meeting.

33 posted on 04/05/2010 12:46:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have . . . no morals. . . They do have plenty of perverts. . . . Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.

The Democrats--the DEMOCRATS??--are going to lecture us about having "no morals" and "plenty of perverts"?? The Democrats are going to talk about "sex scandals"?? The DEMOCRATS???? The party of . . . John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, BAWNEY FWANK???????? My goodness, the list of perverted, immoral DEMOCRATS--well, it's about half their party! And for them, it's a PLUS!

34 posted on 04/05/2010 12:56:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,”

Sounds like a party at benburch's.

35 posted on 04/05/2010 12:58:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective. . . .

The Republicans CANNOT "obstruct" or "prevent" ANYTHING! They don't have the numbers. The only thing slowing down the Democrats is their own ineffectiveness! And what they DO get done will only hurt them in November!

36 posted on 04/05/2010 1:03:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

Are You DUmber Than a Five-Year-Old?

37 posted on 04/05/2010 1:06:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

BTW, who is this PJ-COMIX person? Did I know at one time and have forgotten through forgetfulness?


38 posted on 04/05/2010 1:12:11 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix

Projection, thy name is DUmmie.


39 posted on 04/05/2010 1:12:49 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: PJ-Comix
Touch Screen Voting Machines.

Join us now, friends, as we travel back in time four, five, six years ago, as the DUmmies revert to the days of Diebold, BBV Bev, and cries for "VOTER VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS"!

When Democrats lose, it's a handy excuse. When Democrats win . . . uh, THE SYSTEM WORKED.

40 posted on 04/05/2010 1:16:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
We all need to remember what damage cornered, desperate, rabid animals can do.

BEWARE OF FOX

41 posted on 04/05/2010 1:20:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: bcsco

Maybe you just misunremembered PJ.


42 posted on 04/05/2010 1:23:00 PM PDT by Ignatz (Helping others to be more like me since 1960!)
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To: PJ-Comix
and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!!

The DUmmie lexicon has to be absorbed by toilet paper.

43 posted on 04/05/2010 1:26:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: Ignatz; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Maybe you just misunremembered PJ.

No, forgetting through forgetfulness is a lesser problem than misunremembering. At least I refuse to see it any differentially... :)

44 posted on 04/05/2010 1:28:13 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win".


45 posted on 04/05/2010 1:30:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kerry actually won in 2004.

John Kerry is about to enter the Deconcession Chamber.

46 posted on 04/05/2010 1:33:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Comix and Henrickson, together again)
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To: a fool in paradise
Uneducated? How about supposed college graduates who voted for a man just because he was “cool”. (Well, that, and for his skin color...which, I'm sorry, is a racist thing to do.) You want uneducated, how about the welfare peons who are so stupid that they can't understand that there CANNOT POSSIBLY BE an endless giveaway to them, providing all their wants while they produce nothing but more trapped children, because after a while, all the “rich” people move away, or shut down their American-based businesses? Now THAT'S uneducated!
47 posted on 04/05/2010 1:40:05 PM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They win...it's "a triumph for freedom and proof that the voting system works." Republicans win...it's "a nightmare of intimidation, crooked voting machines and smear tactics!"

Millions of people join the Tea Party movement, including near a quarter of the total voters being Democrats or Undecideds, and it's "bigoted rabble, stupid uneducated morons trying to prevent real progress." If Democrat candidates and policies get bounced by a majority at the polls, it's "we failed to get our message across."

Liberals do what they think is right, no matter who it hurts or how negative the consequences, because it "feels good to help people" and they proclaim themselves wonderful kind humanitarians. Conservatives do what they can to provide a level playing field where everyone can rise or sink according to their own skills and abilities, with the maximum personal freedom for you to be who you want to be without the interference of a Big Brother government, and they are "heartless bigots who want our schoolkids to be stupid, our old people eating dogfood, and who act like backward looking dogmatic Puritans who want to control what you do in your private life."

"A word means what I want it to mean!" ---Tweedledee.

48 posted on 04/05/2010 1:48:57 PM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: bcsco

Another (lame) excuse for my absence recently is that I was getting headaches while on a computer for more than an hour. Sooooo... I had myself fitted out for special computer glasses. They are like very low power reading glasses (I don’t use regular glasses) but they are made special so you can use them at the distance you are usually at from the computer screen. Very slight magnification. I picked them up last week. Worked great. No more headaches. If you suffer from headaches while surfing the Web, I highly recommend you get fitted for the special computer glasses.


49 posted on 04/05/2010 2:34:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

I use the term misunderestimated just to see them go nucular...


50 posted on 04/05/2010 2:38:50 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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