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Dawkins & Hitchens to be Arrested for Crimes Against Intelligence
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2207 ^ | William M. Briggs

Posted on 04/12/2010 7:39:48 AM PDT by mattstat

Comedian Richard Dawkins and seasoned troublemaker Christopher Hitchens plan to put a headlock on Pope Benedict when he steps onto English soil. “Stop!” they plan to yell, “We arrest thee as a criminal against humanity!” It should be some good joke.

Most of us know Dawkins’s stand-up routine. His “selfish gene” riff caused giggles in science clubs all over the Continent. But it was his award-winning “memes” gag that really sent them rolling in the aisles.

And now he plans to perp-walk the Holy Father down a Heathrow jet bridge. Such inspired hilarity can only come from an academic.

Dawkins has spent the last few decades whipping himself into a frenzy because a very small segment of the population isn’t convinced that evolution is proved. Some form of Darwinian theory is surely right, but that a few souls don’t believe it is not that interesting: a larger number of people can’t work the Pythagorean theorem, let alone identify which side of a triangle is the hypotenuse.

Hitchens is also a serial hand-wringer. He, like Dawkins, is consumed with anxiety because some people still follow a traditional religion. These men are of course free to terrorize themselves, but they run a risk: intense fear can choke off the blood supply to higher brain functions.

My evidence for this is that the pair have sworn to arrest the Pope when he visits England in September.

Their case against the Pope is this: ...

(Excerpt) Read more at wmbriggs.com ...


TOPICS: Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: dawkins; hitchens; pope

1 posted on 04/12/2010 7:39:48 AM PDT by mattstat
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To: mattstat

I thought Richard Dawkins was the guy who used to host the Family Feud game show...

...and wasn’t he in Hogan’s Heroes before that?


2 posted on 04/12/2010 7:45:16 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: mattstat
I thought The Selfish Gene was a very interesting book (of course, I read it probably 20 years ago.)
Hitchens, on the other hand...
3 posted on 04/12/2010 7:47:32 AM PDT by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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To: mattstat
Their case against the Pope is this: ...

Sounds like the beginning of a Monty Python sketch.

4 posted on 04/12/2010 7:48:18 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Obie Wan Nairobi from the 1/2 dark side. The farce strong with this one, it is...)
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To: WayneS

Richard Dawson is a comedian. Richard Dawkins is a smarmy apostle of atheism. His views, however, ARE comical.


5 posted on 04/12/2010 7:50:23 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: WayneS

That was Richard Dawson


6 posted on 04/12/2010 7:50:54 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: WayneS

7 posted on 04/12/2010 7:51:17 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: mattstat

Very good! Thanks for posting...


8 posted on 04/12/2010 7:56:03 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: mattstat
Comedian Richard Dawkins

Who???

9 posted on 04/12/2010 7:56:41 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: WayneS

Someone may have already corrected this, but that was Richard Dawson.


10 posted on 04/12/2010 7:57:10 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: mattstat

Isn’t the ope a sitting head of state and therefore immune to such treatment?


11 posted on 04/12/2010 7:59:14 AM PDT by Eyes Unclouded ("The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." -George Carlin)
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To: mattstat

I suggestd on another thread yesterday that somebody should arrest Dawkins, so I’m glad to see this story with this same idea. Dawkins is a walking crime against intelligence, indeed. He should also be arrested for a conspirarcy to deny people their freedom of worship and freedom of expression. This is an attempt to silence the Pope, so it is a crime against conscience and morality. Dawkins is a bully tyrant, so he should be arrested for a crime against liberty and democracy.


12 posted on 04/12/2010 7:59:53 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: Right Brother

Thanks. I had to “youtube” him to recall his shtick. Smug and sanctimonious, he breathes life into the saying, “Misery loves company”...


13 posted on 04/12/2010 8:02:30 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: mattstat

I would highly encourage both of these asshats to try this, seeing as the Pope is an actual head of state, they could be held and tried as terrorists, which, in fact, they are.


14 posted on 04/12/2010 8:07:42 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: Mr. Jazzy

The Swiss guards have a nice Jewish surprise under those silly costume


15 posted on 04/12/2010 8:10:44 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

Mr. Dawkins & Mr. Hitchens meet Mr. Uzi.


16 posted on 04/12/2010 8:14:49 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: Eyes Unclouded

>> Isn’t the [P]ope a sitting head of state and therefore immune to such treatment? <<

Read the article, then ask your question again.


17 posted on 04/12/2010 8:50:00 AM PDT by Hawthorn
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To: Hawthorn

Before I thought yes. Now I see that they have an argument that Britain might just be stupid enough to go along with. I’m less certain then before.


18 posted on 04/12/2010 9:08:56 AM PDT by Eyes Unclouded ("The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." -George Carlin)
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