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Of Liberals and Flies
Self | April 30th, 2010 | USMC_Veteran1958

Posted on 04/30/2010 9:07:26 PM PDT by USMC_Veteran1958

Why liberal arguments are like Flies

•A single fly can often exist un-observed and has a relatively short life-span of only 20-30 days. But should there be just TWO flies, male & female; they can reproduce a thousand fold in their short life-span, and can represent a consider nuisance, if not a public threat.

•The Fly has at best, a questionable role in contributing to natural biology, leading many to wonder why it even exists. Still others believe the fly to be just one result of “The Curse” resultant from the fall of Adam & Eve, and look for the day when they shall be rid of them forever.

•Flies turn up in the most unlikely and unwelcome places; i.e. – Classrooms, work places, hospitals, automobiles, military posts, kitchens, bedrooms, government office buildings, and even churches!
•While a single fly can be ignored by most, a swarm of them demand attention and distract us away from our normally productive lives just to deal with them, costing us valuable and sometimes irreplaceable time and resources.

•Flies can become quite noisome in their demands if not dealt with quickly. However, if you answer their demands by feeding them, you will only beget even more noisome flies who likewise will demand even more until they consume everything in sight. The only appropriate response to a Fly is to swat them dead as soon as they appear, and to employ an effective automated insecticide to deal with them in an on-going basis.

•Flies will feed on just about anything from excrement to rotting carcasses, into which they just love to lay their eggs. These eggs become maggots which then feed voraciously wherever they are found consuming their fill until they too become full-blown flies. Never leave fresh food in the exposed open or it will soon be infested with maggots and ruined. In short: Do NOT feed the Flies!

•The fly is a most presumptuous creature, and can be found invading and perching itself in places where it is neither welcome nor wanted: This matters little to the Fly for such concepts do not even register in their tiny little brains. The Fly has no regard for appropriateness or MORALITY.

•The Fly has only two basic, self-serving impulses it incessantly pursues, day & night: To CONSUME without regard to others; and to REPLICATE without taking any responsibility for its young.

•Higher up in the Fly hierarchy is the infamous “Tsetse” fly. This fly is not content to simply feed on excrement and rotting flesh, but pro-actively seeks out its food by preying on unsuspecting victims. Like the liberal lawyers and politician; it seeks to directly suck the blood out of its victims, often exchanging life-giving blood for debilitating disease which the victim is left too weakened to fight off, and eventually dies.

•Perhaps most heinous of all the Fly Family is the invasive “Bot-Fly”. This nightmarish fly can lay it eggs in smallest breaches or natural orifices in the human body which then hatch to become flesh-burrowing maggots. They can travel freely throughout the body, destroying healthy tissue wherever they go, stopping only long enough to “snorkel” for air through the skin. In some cases they have been found to have burrowed into the BRAINS of their victims. They only leave after reaching full maturity as a Fly, leaving in turn their own larvae behind to continue the process. We might liken these to liberal “professors”, “educators”, “musicians”, and others who likewise have insinuated themselves into the public conscience.

•Left unchecked, flies can become disease carrying agencies which further threaten mankind, sometimes devastating whole populations; which the Fly has little “conscience” about since that just simply means “more food” to its tiny little one-track mind. No - Flies are not very nice “neighbors”, and man really does not co-exist very well with them.

Today, you may think it but “child’s play” to grab your fly-swatter and hunt down the little buggers, since answering liberal arguments is much like swatting flies; i.e. – They’re easy to knock out of the air, yet seemingly a waste of time when you have “more important things to do”. Ah, but that’s a weakness both the Fly and the Liberal has exploited for many ages! Unlike normal human beings, they have no more important agenda than to: Invade, usurp, consume, and replicate. And if you do NOT rise up early on and deal with them, you find yourself driven from your own home, and displaced by the usurping FLY a.k.a. - “Liberal”.

Today, the Flies gather on our streets. Our screen door has been allowed to fall into disrepair, and in some cases… propped wide open to avoid “offending” the Fly. Of course these same “Keepers of the Public Trust” have little to worry about where their homes and sustenance is concerned; what should it matter to them that you suffer maggot-infested food, or be driven from your homes, workplace, schools, and churches; etc. - by the flies? Do they not serve (Beelzebub) the “Lord of the Flies”?

Wake up America, or you will surely find yourselves enslaved to the will of the Flies.

*I apologize to any fly who may feel insulted by me comparing them to a Liberal-Socialist


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Local News; Politics
KEYWORDS: flies; immigration; liberalism; politics

1 posted on 04/30/2010 9:07:26 PM PDT by USMC_Veteran1958
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To: USMC_Veteran1958

The sky has darkened from all the flies


2 posted on 04/30/2010 9:12:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: USMC_Veteran1958

A very, very well-written analogy, and totally applicable to modern day liberals.


3 posted on 04/30/2010 9:22:47 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: GeronL; shibumi
"The sky has darkened from all the flies"

Then we will fight in the shade. ;-{)

4 posted on 04/30/2010 9:30:17 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
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To: USMC_Veteran1958; Markos33

5 posted on 05/01/2010 12:02:33 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Windflier

Yes, very well-written. I like it :)


6 posted on 05/01/2010 2:43:05 PM PDT by Svartalfiar
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