Kindergarten Wisdom

Big Bureaucracy ^ | May 3rd, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

[Big Bureaucracy]

My five-year-old brought these picture from school today. I’ve seen many like this through the years but for the first time there is a community organizer in the mix with the community helpers. Right there: between the veterinarian taking care of a dog and the trash man picking up a banana peel. Asked to explain how the President helps the community the boy said: “He tells them what to do. Like this (spreading hands): Listen!”

He is a smart boy. He told me there is global warming and all the people will turn into chicken nuggets.

[GeronL]

crap in.

crap out.

The Crapper.

[tbw2]

I complained too much about my taxes, and my 4 year old had nightmares about Obama coming to take the TV because he’d already taken all our money.

[GeronL]

yikes. sad.

[6SJ7]

He told me there is global warming and all the people will turn into chicken nuggets.

If only.

[Rodamala]

Reason #1726391 to homeschool.

[Intolerant in NJ]

“He tells them what to do. Like this (spreading hands): Listen!”...Pretty well says it all...
Not a physician himself, but he can tell them what to do...
Never been a policeman himself, but he can tell them what to do...
Not a banker himself, but he can tell them what to do...
Never built a car in his life, but he can tell them what to do...
Not an insurance broker himself, but he can tell them what to do...
Never worked an oil rig in his life, but he can tell them what to do...
And on and on - what a guy......