Skip to comments.Man claiming to be 'Cheesy Beef Burrito' arrested in Somerville KFC
Posted on 05/05/2010 12:20:42 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
An Everett man who may have been on drugs was scaring women and children at the corner of Broadway and Cross streets on April 28, police said.
When police approached Derek J. Goodwin, 29, as he sat in the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Broadway, Goodwin allegedly told them, "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."
Police said Goodwin was irritated, slurred his speech and had pin pointed pupils. When Officer Richard Lavey asked Goodwin his name, Goodwin allegedly said, "My name is Cheesy Beef Burrito." As Goodwin spoke, food was shooting out of his mouth, police said.
Police said Goodwin then stood up and started yelling at workers and customers, "Cheesy beef burrito, cheesy beef burrito."
Goodwin tipped over chairs and a table in KFC as police tried to cuff him.
Police were originally called to Broadway and Cross street by a Department of Public Works employee who allegedly saw Goodwin scare a woman and child as they boarded a bus. Goodwin then rap up to the employee, who was operating a mini street sweeper, and banged on the windshield.
Goodwin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
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Let me see your papers...er your wrappers?
A man was claiming to be an alien the other day. lol
He is the Great Cornholio!
(heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh)
Better than claiming to be a vegetable lasagna I guess. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.
A few months ago, one of my coworkers had a bad reaction to some medication he was taking. He started having a conversation with his Whopper and then went out into the garden center and began shouting at the flowers. Fortunately another coworker is a part-time EMT and was able to summon medical assistance fairly quickly.
Proof positive that phast phood is bad phor you.
Someone’s combination platter is missing a taco...
Call the ACU - this is profiling pure and simple. An outrage!
What’s worse is he calls his wife soft shell taco.
If someone says that his name is Cheesy Beef Burrito is that probable cause to ask them for their green card? As opposed to someone who is claiming to be Ham & Cheese on Rye?
This guy panders to Muslims...
Cheesy Beef Burrito Ping
I like it!
Maybe he forgot to put on the Taco Bell costume before startng his shift at the adjacent Taco Bell.
BTW, the Taco Bell 89 cent 5-layer burrito is the best value menu item in fast food. Most will also give ‘seniors’ a free drink on top of that.
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