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Man claiming to be 'Cheesy Beef Burrito' arrested in Somerville KFC
Somerville News ^ | 5-5-10 | George Hassett

Posted on 05/05/2010 12:20:42 PM PDT by Mikey_1962

An Everett man who may have been on drugs was scaring women and children at the corner of Broadway and Cross streets on April 28, police said.

When police approached Derek J. Goodwin, 29, as he sat in the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Broadway, Goodwin allegedly told them, "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."

Police said Goodwin was irritated, slurred his speech and had pin pointed pupils. When Officer Richard Lavey asked Goodwin his name, Goodwin allegedly said, "My name is Cheesy Beef Burrito." As Goodwin spoke, food was shooting out of his mouth, police said.

Police said Goodwin then stood up and started yelling at workers and customers, "Cheesy beef burrito, cheesy beef burrito."

Goodwin tipped over chairs and a table in KFC as police tried to cuff him.

Police were originally called to Broadway and Cross street by a Department of Public Works employee who allegedly saw Goodwin scare a woman and child as they boarded a bus. Goodwin then rap up to the employee, who was operating a mini street sweeper, and banged on the windshield.

Goodwin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burrito
Sounds like PCP
1 posted on 05/05/2010 12:20:42 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

Let me see your papers...er your wrappers?


2 posted on 05/05/2010 12:22:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Mikey_1962

A man was claiming to be an alien the other day. lol


3 posted on 05/05/2010 12:23:06 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: Mikey_1962

He is the Great Cornholio!

(heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh)


4 posted on 05/05/2010 12:24:17 PM PDT by MortMan (What is another word for thesaurus?)
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To: Mikey_1962; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam

Better than claiming to be a vegetable lasagna I guess. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.


5 posted on 05/05/2010 12:24:25 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Mikey_1962

A few months ago, one of my coworkers had a bad reaction to some medication he was taking. He started having a conversation with his Whopper and then went out into the garden center and began shouting at the flowers. Fortunately another coworker is a part-time EMT and was able to summon medical assistance fairly quickly.


6 posted on 05/05/2010 12:24:58 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson (Put your trust in God; but mind to keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell)
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To: Mikey_1962

Proof positive that phast phood is bad phor you.


7 posted on 05/05/2010 12:25:16 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Mikey_1962

Someone’s combination platter is missing a taco...


8 posted on 05/05/2010 12:25:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Mikey_1962

Call the ACU - this is profiling pure and simple. An outrage!


9 posted on 05/05/2010 12:27:15 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: Mikey_1962
Man claiming to be 'Cheesy Beef Burrito' arrested in Somerville KFC


10 posted on 05/05/2010 12:28:53 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Pretentiousness is so beneath me.)
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To: nickcarraway

What’s worse is he calls his wife soft shell taco.


11 posted on 05/05/2010 12:28:57 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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To: Mikey_1962
>> "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."

SnakeDoc

12 posted on 05/05/2010 12:30:23 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: Mikey_1962

If someone says that his name is Cheesy Beef Burrito is that probable cause to ask them for their green card? As opposed to someone who is claiming to be Ham & Cheese on Rye?


13 posted on 05/05/2010 12:31:04 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Mikey_1962

This guy panders to Muslims...

14 posted on 05/05/2010 12:34:23 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: Mikey_1962
Ron?


15 posted on 05/05/2010 12:37:09 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (The Constitution, how quaint.)
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To: Mikey_1962
And....
 
He's only $0.89
 
 

 
 
 
BONUS!


16 posted on 05/05/2010 12:44:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cheesy Beef Burrito Ping


17 posted on 05/05/2010 12:45:29 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Mikey_1962
"You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."

I like it!

18 posted on 05/05/2010 12:47:26 PM PDT by Niteranger68 (Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden's relief pitcher.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Maybe he forgot to put on the Taco Bell costume before startng his shift at the adjacent Taco Bell.

BTW, the Taco Bell 89 cent 5-layer burrito is the best value menu item in fast food. Most will also give ‘seniors’ a free drink on top of that.


19 posted on 05/05/2010 12:47:50 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Mikey_1962
Burrito Tester Pictures, Images and Photos
20 posted on 05/05/2010 12:50:41 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Mikey_1962

*ding* Cuck-oo! *ding* Cuck-oo! *ding* Cuck-oo!

Sounds like he needs a nice, long stay at the Happy Dell Home for the Crazed.


21 posted on 05/05/2010 12:51:39 PM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: dighton
When police approached Derek J. Goodwin, 29, as he sat in the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Broadway, Goodwin allegedly told them, "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."

He has a point, I mean, police officers at a KFC? It's not as though this guy was a squatter at Dunkin Donuts, now there they'd have some say in the matter!

22 posted on 05/05/2010 12:56:08 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Mikey_1962

*cough*mayormenino*cough*


23 posted on 05/05/2010 12:56:32 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Mikey_1962

Throw him in a cell with a Gordito named Bubba.


24 posted on 05/05/2010 1:11:33 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("I'll retire to Bedlam.")
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To: Mikey_1962
Maybe he had a brain aneurysm when he ordered one of the KFC sandwiches with two chicken breasts and no bread?
25 posted on 05/05/2010 1:19:12 PM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: All
Cheesy Beef Burrito.

Which body part has the resemblance he was referring to?

26 posted on 05/05/2010 1:28:41 PM PDT by Liz (If teens can procreate in a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2000 acres? JD Hayworth)
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To: Niteranger68
Me too!

But when you are toast and under suspicion it won't get far,

I remember one time in Athens Ohio at the Halloween party there, I was walking (drunkenly( down an alley and the police stopped me.

Where are you going? They asked.

HOME I said.

Where is home? they asked.

“Right here” I said and opened the first door within grasp.

It turned out to be the backdoor of a Chinese Restaurant.

I walked up to the first old Chinese woman I saw and said: “Mom I'm home!”

The cops looked at her and me with my red hair and green eyes and obviously Irish face, and said “Sir Come with us!”

27 posted on 05/05/2010 4:51:53 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: GOPsterinMA

News from your neighbors. If only he’d gone by the handle “Chalupa Grande”, they woulda let him go...


28 posted on 05/05/2010 9:28:55 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Somerville err, Slumerville.

The one thing Slumerville does have is a Market Basket supermarket - overall cheapest prices in MA. The Slumerville store is the closest location to Boston, but, as you can guess, is a zoo.


29 posted on 05/06/2010 5:36:44 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Paul Ryan/Greg Abbott in 2012.)
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To: Mikey_1962

I used to date that guy, dead seriously, I don’t think he need PCP, he probably could use some Lithium, though.


30 posted on 06/10/2010 3:00:22 PM PDT by scarywoodwitch (http://www.pinklatexblog.com)
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To: scarywoodwitch
Condolences.

I had some weird dates too.

One first date the woman pulled a paper bag out of her purse, put something into it and started breathing it.

She was huffing glue!

31 posted on 06/10/2010 4:41:53 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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