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Now They're Trying To Give Me A Vasectomy
Barack Obama's Oil Spill's Blog ^ | 6/3/2010 | BO's Oil Spill Blog

Posted on 06/03/2010 5:23:56 AM PDT by bloodmeridian

BP's experiment with castrating me resulted in the saw getting caught in my pipe, so you can imagine my relief now that they've made the more humane decision to proceed with vasectomy. But I now have a terrible rash. So does BO. He's so angry He dumped all His frustration over me on the GOP's economic policies yesterday in such a petulant outburst His psychiatrists are now starting to whisper that He appears to be regressing toward the womb.BP's experiment with castrating me resulted in the saw getting caught in my pipe, so you can imagine my relief now that they've made the more humane decision to proceed with vasectomy. But I now have a terrible rash. So does BO. He's so angry He dumped all His frustration over me on the GOP's economic policies yesterday in such a petulant outburst His psychiatrists are now starting to whisper that He appears to be regressing toward the womb.

He should have gone golfing instead.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: bp; gulfoilspill; obama; snipandcap

1 posted on 06/03/2010 5:23:56 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

There’s nothing to be afraid of. Getting snipped was the best $75 copay I ever spent.


2 posted on 06/03/2010 5:25:32 AM PDT by Dayman (My 1919a4 is named Charlotte. When I light her up she has the voice of an angel.)
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To: Dayman

That’s because Jesse Jackson wasn’t wielding the scalpel.


3 posted on 06/03/2010 5:29:27 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

No, it was some doctor in Knoxville, TN that looked like he was a Hells Angel in his spare time. Pulling out is for democrats.


4 posted on 06/03/2010 5:34:32 AM PDT by Dayman (My 1919a4 is named Charlotte. When I light her up she has the voice of an angel.)
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To: Dayman

Did you read the post???


5 posted on 06/03/2010 5:48:17 AM PDT by Jedidah
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To: Jedidah

Too much wax in your mustache this morning? I’m just having a little fun with the post. Not everything in life has to be as serious as John Kerry.


6 posted on 06/03/2010 6:10:07 AM PDT by Dayman (My 1919a4 is named Charlotte. When I light her up she has the voice of an angel.)
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To: Dayman

My husband would say that getting his reversed was the best $1700 he ever spent ;).


7 posted on 06/03/2010 6:20:01 AM PDT by Spudx7
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