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Naked Bike Ride in Miami Protests Gulf Oil Spill
The Miami New Times ^
| June 9, 2010
| Amanda McCorquodale
Posted on 06/09/2010 5:20:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: Grizzled Bear; 2ndDivisionVet; Slings and Arrows
“So...how exactly is riding a bicycle nekkid going to stop the oil leak?”
Well, you know how the A-10 Warthog is so ugly that it is repelled by the ground rather than it flying?
Well, a similar principle applies here.
The sight of so many pasty flabby flappies will compel the planet to stop seeping oil into the environment out of shock and fear.
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posted on
06/10/2010 6:42:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Proudly buzzkilling the illusion of confidence in the progress of humanity for 35 years.)
To: Darksheare
"The sight of so many pasty flabby flappies will compel the planet to stop seeping oil into the environment out of shock and fear."I'm looking forward to their next stunt when the "naked" caper fails to work. :)
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posted on
06/10/2010 7:10:02 AM PDT
by
Matchett-PI
("If Obama Won, Then Why Won't Democrats Run on His Agenda?" ~ Rush Limbaugh - May 19, 2010)
To: TheOldLady
"...or I’ve been a very lucky woman in my two marriages."OR, maybe you just attract the "talk dirty to me" types.
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posted on
06/10/2010 7:14:33 AM PDT
by
Matchett-PI
("If Obama Won, Then Why Won't Democrats Run on His Agenda?" ~ Rush Limbaugh - May 19, 2010)
To: Responsibility2nd
My eyes! My eyes! I cannot unsee what I have seen - damn you, R2!
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posted on
06/10/2010 7:15:47 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(Palin/DeMint 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Probably not, but our only other idea is to stop up the leak with Sarah Palin's giant bouffant. 
Throw Ann Richards' stinking corpse into the Gulf.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Seems only right that a Hippie Politics/Sex Ads New Times free alternative weekly would suggest this.
To: umgud
Bet they don’t use white bicycle seats....... They don't want to admit to leakage.
To: Colvin
THAT will sure solve things. Ridin’ in the nude will cause all the oil to be sucked back down the pipe. Idiots. They are liberlas first, and "protesters" second.
This bike ride has been planned since March if not earlier.
It is an annual event.
They are hijacking newsprint with claims that it is "to protest the oil spill".
Commies suck.
To: a fool in paradise
If they are hippies, then I hope they don’t get in the water.
Talk about polution!
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posted on
06/10/2010 7:29:54 AM PDT
by
Colvin
(Proud Owner '66 Binder PU, '66 Binder Travelall,)
To: Colvin
Hippies getting an oil bath would at least kill off their crabs.
To: Matchett-PI
Honey, I’m an old lady and don’t attract much of anybody anymore. Shouldn’t even be on a naked thread. [leaves thread]
To: Darksheare
There may be something to that theory - I’m certainly feeling a strong repulsion away from this event.
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posted on
06/10/2010 1:48:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Matchett-PI
“If everyone jumps off a building, eventually it wouldn’t hurt anymore!” -seen on a card, reminds me of the libs.
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06/10/2010 4:29:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Proudly buzzkilling the illusion of confidence in the progress of humanity for 35 years.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It’s like those “Hike Naked” nature walks.
You’ll note that wildlife stays away from the area.
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posted on
06/10/2010 4:30:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Proudly buzzkilling the illusion of confidence in the progress of humanity for 35 years.)
To: Darksheare
It’s instinct. “Stay away from the Crazy Things, lest you catch their madness.”
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06/10/2010 9:30:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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