A Clinton Entendre Eulogy

The American Thinker ^ | July 04, 2010 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[Scanian]

America should hand it to Bill Clinton. The man is the master of manipulation, an oratorical genius. Clinton can use words to turn the argument around like no one else on the planet. Ex-President Clinton is able to parse language in such a way that after he is done playing with your head even the meaning of the word "is" becomes debatable. Bill Clinton is so good that a whole generation of people actually believe sex isn't sex.

Moreover, in the midst of playing lexicon Twister, Clinton somehow always includes in everything he says self-aggrandizing subliminal messages that relate to how people should view the extremely put-upon and misconstrued Bill Clinton.

At Senator Byrd's funeral, Clinton met the challenge with courage and ventured forth where no eulogizer dared go. Bill "humanized" Byrd by brazenly bringing up what every person was thinking, but no one had the chutzpah to broach.

In the bright morning sun, Clinton strode first to the podium and then drew Byrd's mourners into the woods of West Virginia to talk about the scary white guys in big pointy hoods and long robes who burn crosses at family barbeques.

[1raider1]

Oh Please, If he were a Republican, the things he says and has said would be laughed at by those whose job it is to report the news. President Clinton is nothing special. If you don’t think so just watch what happens to Gov. Huckabee if the MSM manages to get him nominated as the Rep. candidate. He’s cut from the same phony preacher cloth as Clinton.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

The best comment was that “Bryd’s eulogy couldn’t have been better expressed by Asmodeus himself.”

Asmodeus, one of the princes of Hell, was the demon of lust.

[doberville]

Thank you for a lovely new gem of information: Asmodeus.

[Vaduz]

Wonder what blacks think of Obama going to the grand wizards hole filling? msm mum.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

The great Catholic demonologies always sold better than hagiographies, or lives of the saints.

There were two elements of Hell I found interesting. The first was that the fallen angels were firm believers in big government. They not only had an extensive nobility, but an elected government, and a large bureaucracy. But very strangely, they didn’t have lawyers, or any who would admit it.

The second oddity, possibly because of the first, was that demons were remarkably specialized in their areas of expertise. This could be as complex as a demon who was in overall charge of Africa, for example, but might also be an expert at bread making, public speaking, and accountancy.

Of these, one demon called Sytry, had an interesting job indeed. It was to persuade women to take off their clothes and dance in public.

I figured, after a couple thousand years of that, he would be like Bob Fosse, a totally impatient, snarky, gay guy holding auditions for hundreds of women, who would be cut for the slightest flaw, with the demeaning “We’ll call you.”

[jeannieology]

Yes, but what was said about Clinton in the post that was untrue?

[jmaroneps37]

To Clinton Byrd wasn't a klansman because his sheet wasn't perma-press. So the definition of a klansman to Bubba is another “it depends on what the definition of a sheet is” situation. Clinton is a compulsive liar and he showed it with this stunt.

[1raider1]

Well, when I read the rest of the article I found it was critical of Bubba. What I don’t like is the never-ending praise for his supposed ability to communicate persuasively. He is nothing more than a lying con man. His lip-bite, feel your pain BS is just stomach churning. If he didn’t have the media willing and eager to cover for him he would be a laughing stock, as Huckabee will be if he gets the R nomination.