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Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion
Side Arm Talk ^ | 7/4/2010 | The Pudge

Posted on 07/04/2010 8:40:51 PM PDT by beericus

A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said. Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for. “He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens,” Perez said.

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TOPICS: UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; banglist
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

bttt


21 posted on 07/04/2010 10:06:24 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

That reminds me. I need to freshen up the tiger repellent out on the deck.


22 posted on 07/04/2010 10:16:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Blue Highway
Anyone know where it was taken and who she was yelling at to make such a grotesque face? I suspect it was taken on the campaign trail in 2008, and she was emphasizing how she had never been proud of her country until her Marxist, illegal alien husband had been selected as the nominee of the anti-American Party.
23 posted on 07/04/2010 10:29:02 PM PDT by skookum55 (A natural-born US citizen since 1955.)
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To: skookum55

Never proud of her country, damn she looks pretty damn hateful. And what’s with the teeth?


24 posted on 07/05/2010 5:51:48 AM PDT by Blue Highway ("Judge me by the people with whom I surround myself" Barack Obama, Oct 15, 2008 Presidential debate)
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To: TChad
"My favorite X-Files screenwriter."

Actually one of my favorite episodes was "The Unnatural" - Duchovny's first effort at writing. The episode is fun to watch, taps into the X-Files Mythos with the Arthur Dales character, and has a lot of subtle puns and references that pay homage to baseball, the negro leagues and Roswell lore.

25 posted on 07/05/2010 6:37:10 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: beericus

How does anybody know if he is right or wrong? 36,000 years ago was long before written history so there’s no way to know if there weren’t aliens that came to Earth from under the sun.

On a seriuos note, he sounds like he may need a mental evaluation. Unless he is commited there is no reason to prevent him from having a firearm. No unincarcerated citizen should be denied the rights of citizenship. If he’s too criminally dangerous to own a gun then he shouldn’t be out of prison.


26 posted on 07/05/2010 8:42:02 AM PDT by Dayman
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To: Dayman

Being a felon prevents you from legally owning firearms. However in today’s America, some high ranking officials think that felons and those incarcerated are the driving force of a “Green Economy”

I think id rather take my chances with “Green Aliens” then with a “Green Economy”

Or at best i can see how they are basically both the same thing. “boogie men”


27 posted on 07/05/2010 8:48:14 AM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

I’m well aware of gun laws. Being a felon didn’t prevent you from owning firearms until 1968 and there wasn’t really a problem. Constitutionally there is no basis for denying the rights of citizenship to people who aren’t incarcerated or under court supervision.

I favor longer, harsher sentences with people’s rights restored after they have paid their debt to society. That’s how gun rights in this country were supposed to operate.


28 posted on 07/05/2010 8:53:56 AM PDT by Dayman
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To: Dayman

Yeah, me stating the gun law, wasn’t meant to exemplify you not knowing the laws. It was an intro to my green/alien/economy joke, that bombed. Oh well.


29 posted on 07/05/2010 12:16:03 PM PDT by beericus (Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
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To: beericus

Sorry about that. I had just woken up.


30 posted on 07/05/2010 1:29:32 PM PDT by Dayman
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To: beericus

Well, somebody has to shoot all those darn guys streaming across the border. (just kidding, Barry!)


31 posted on 07/05/2010 2:40:56 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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