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DUmmie FUnnies 07-17-10 (DUmmies Gloat Over Dick Cheney Heart Problems)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 17, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/17/2010 6:57:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Feel the love! As soon as I heard that former vice president (who should have been president) Dick Cheney had heart problems and needed to undergo surgery, I just knew the DUmmies would display their venom once again. And they have proven me right as you can see in this THREAD, "Dick Cheney Likely Has End-Stage Heart Disease." I used the pic of Cheney as Dr. Evil above since I think he would appreciate the humor of how the Left views him. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into full venom mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wishing Cheney well, is in the [brackets]:

Dick Cheney Likely Has End-Stage Heart Disease

[Don't get your hopes up and count him out yet.]

"End Stage." In this particular case, I like the sound of that.

[Feel the love!]

I'd rather the f*cker was rotting in jail, but I'll take his death if it's all we can get.

[How does it feel to be rotting in the rubber room?]

The mother f*cker should have his bones picked by Vultures

[Remember, no criticism of Obama in DUmmieland is allowed but you are free to pour your venom on Cheney as per the rules.]

I'm still waiting for karma to do its job. He's living in the lap of luxury, had incredible power, a healthy family, and is beyond the reach of the law. Where, exactly, is karma?

[The karma is that you are still stuck in Mommy's basement posting this.]

I don't want to bust on ya, but jeez, this motherf*cker REALLY deserves..............to die a slow, painful ass bleeding death.

[Is that you, Bryan T. Platt, because you posted basically the same thing about Ronald Reagan. Here is what Jello Biafra fan BRIAN T. PLATT posted on the UseNet about President Reagan in 1998:

Subject: Re: Happy 87th President Reagan!
From: mrbia...@mnsinc.com (Brian T. Platt)
Date: 1998/03/01
Message-ID: <6daue1$p1r$1@news1.mnsinc.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy
[More Headers]
[Subscribe to alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy]

Damn, when is that old bastard finally going to die? Seems rather fitting, sort of like God punishing him, that he's wasting away with alzheimers.

I'm surprised we havent seen Gingrich and the like rushing to spend billions to create the Ronald Reagan Alzheimers Research Center. ]

I'm sure Cheney will be fine in a month or two and somewhere, someplace, some once young and healthy cadaver will turn up sans heart. Waiting list? Cheney doesn't do waiting lists.

[A lot of cadavers lying nightly on the floor of Bukowskis but I would exactly call them healthy.]

I hope Dick is in pain and drowning in his own fluids

[That also sounds like BRIAN T. PLATT. BTW, did you enjoy your Florida trip last may, Brian? The BSO would like to question you about certain late night aspects of it.]

Send him to Arizona to be frozen. We can thaw him for trial.

[At The Hague?]

let the evil motherf*cker die.

[A Brian T. Platt encore?]

Smoke a turd in Hell, Dick!

[Sorry, he prefers smoked salmon to smoked DUmmies.]

I think each time he defies death, he gives us all the finger.

[Prepare for the finger!]

The vitriol I've seen in this thread goes beyond the pale; surprisingly worse than the things I've read here about Osama Bin Laden.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Cheney has killed more people than Bin Laden has.

[I would love for this DUmmie to entrust his neck to Bin Laden.]

it wouldn't surprise me if he was already dead.

[We already know you are brain dead.]

Let's send him a "get well soon" bacon cheeseburger

[Feel the love!]

don't worry, he'll shoot someone in the face and then steal their heart while they are writhing in pain from the buck shot.

[Don't worry about him stealing your brain. Your skull is already empty.]

Is he dead yet?Is he dead yet?Is he dead yet?

[Whispered Brian T. Platt at his high security computer job...shortly before he was brought before the BSO.]

I hope he dies a slow death. The amount of pain due that man would be no where close to what he deserves.

[Yup, that definitely sounds like Brian T. Platt.]


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The latest news is that Dick Cheney had a heart PUMP implant. Hope he gets well soon.
1 posted on 07/17/2010 6:57:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/17/2010 6:59:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ask these fools how they think Ted Kennedy is doing.He should be extra crispy by now.


3 posted on 07/17/2010 7:01:09 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: PJ-Comix

I still remember the vitriol from the press when Nixon passed away, and this was 24 years after Watergate. Of course, the Fourth Estate hated his guts well before that.


4 posted on 07/17/2010 7:02:27 AM PDT by JayVee (Joseph)
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To: PJ-Comix

Blame their hate on Tea Party racism. Only that can turn them from being their otherwise caring and tolerant, God-fearing individuals.


5 posted on 07/17/2010 7:03:33 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Farmer Dean
Ted Kennedy

He's not dead enough.

6 posted on 07/17/2010 7:04:19 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Who allowed the worst oil pollution disaster in American history and did nothing?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


7 posted on 07/17/2010 7:07:38 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Hope he gets well soon.

Amen. What pitiful, mindless and sullen lives these people must live.

8 posted on 07/17/2010 7:08:41 AM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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To: Incorrigible

8?


9 posted on 07/17/2010 7:08:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

You should have seen the party we had here on the farm while they were stuffing his blubberly corpse into the ground.

“I’ve been drunk before,but that was a masterpiece!”


10 posted on 07/17/2010 7:08:59 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: PJ-Comix

Get well soon, Mr. Cheney.


11 posted on 07/17/2010 7:09:18 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
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To: Farmer Dean

We were pretty nasty with Kennedy so why should they be expected to be nice. I knew when we were in the sewer over liberal deaths, that gives the libs a pass when something like this could happen. Whatever happened to being civil in times of health problems and deaths. We as a nation have gone down hill in regards to manners and that is 100 percent on both sides!!!!!


12 posted on 07/17/2010 7:10:00 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: napscoordinator

The libs nastyness predates Kennedy’s send-off by 30 years at least.


13 posted on 07/17/2010 7:12:24 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am always amazed when I hear libturds talk about how much they hate Cheney cause I love him totally.
14 posted on 07/17/2010 7:12:55 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: bcsco

Amen. What pitiful, mindless and sullen lives these people must live.

They said the same thing about us when West Virginia Senator died and also when Kennedy died which was at our lowest point IMHO. They were horrified by how badly we laughed when Kennedy died. I did not laugh but I joined in the antics of the FREEPERS unfortunately.


15 posted on 07/17/2010 7:13:16 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: PJ-Comix

#12!


16 posted on 07/17/2010 7:13:36 AM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Farmer Dean

I guess that makes it alright....oh boy!!!!


17 posted on 07/17/2010 7:13:58 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: napscoordinator

I saw a couple threads on Kennedy’s death, but nothing like the vitriol here. I must have missed it...

Fortunate for me, because I’m not one to jump on the grave.


18 posted on 07/17/2010 7:16:16 AM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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To: PJ-Comix


19 posted on 07/17/2010 7:19:25 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: PJ-Comix

If not for hatred they’d have nothing to offer. This is how they think of all Repubs and America.

Pray for America


20 posted on 07/17/2010 7:20:01 AM PDT by bray (Did Rush say Absolute Failure?)
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