Peddle it Somewhere Else - Halal food carts spotted ON Ground Zero! (Satire)

Flopping Aces ^ | 08-16-10 | Wordsmith

[Starman417]

We are a week into Ramadan; yet what Americans are unaware of amidst all this hype and hysteria about the potential for a 13 story community center (with a mosque) conceived by Muslims, being built 2 blocks away from Ground Zero as opposed to 10 blocks away (which is about how far away Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf has been holding congregations for years, serving the community of Lower Manhattan for 27 yrs), is that Ground Zero has been invaded by symbolic flags of Islamic conquest for years, now:

Breaking: Halal food carts spotted ON Ground Zero!

A reader writes in to sound the alarm about another sacrilege that we've all somehow overlooked:

One thing I haven't seen anyone write about is the presence of Muslim food carts MUCH closer to Ground Zero. There are at least two, depending on the time of day, along West Broadway between Vesey and Park Place. One is practically on top of the Ground Zero construction site, outside the Path station. Aren't they an "affront," a "provocation"? Muslims engaging in in-your-face commerce on sacred ground, with the word HALAL prominently displayed on their carts! Where's Palin when we need her??

This is an outrage! It's a slap in the face to all Americans. Would we have let udon noodle stands open shop at Pearl Harbor? Or allow sushi to be served aboard the USS Nevada just 9 years after the day that lives on in infamy?

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[AngelesCrestHighway]

To hell with Halal!.....

[Diogenesis]

[CT-Freeper]

LOL...love that sign. I wonder if the “Kwik Meal” cart has a similar sign noting its superiority to “Fahima Halal Food.”?

[samtheman]

Great imagery.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

[KosmicKitty]

Some one needs to saddle up to that cart and dump a few pounds of bacon on the grill.

[The Comedian]

How convenient: A portable public urinal.

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[normy]

I went to New York last year and was kinda disappointed at the lack of the famous NYC street hot dog. I saw way to many Fafalel or Halal or whatever the hell it was. I finally found a couple dog sellers but it was harder than I thought it should be considering NYC is famous for them.

[GinaLolaB]

Halal food is from Muslims slaughtering animals by ripping out their trachea and letting them suffer and die. Muslims are viciously cruel to animals.

[Gay State Conservative]

I frequently visit a big electronics store located less than a two minute walk from Ground Zero and there are always those filthy “halal” food stands on the street.Walking past them I always get the urge to spit...but I know that doing so would probably earn me a court date.