Skip to comments.Obama Uses Car & Slurpee Metaphors Again. Let's Hear Your Best One About His Policies
Posted on 09/21/2010 8:47:15 AM PDT by toma29
So Obama attends a Sestak fundraiser and he uses his secret weapon, "Democrats are trying to pull the car out of the ditch while the GOP is just sitting back and sipping on a Slurpee"...again. (Michelle is now proposing to ban Slurpees, especially GOP ones.)
How many times does the TOTUS have to tell Obama to say this before he realizes the TOTUS is a Tea Party member?
And how many times do reporters have to ask Who gets the car?
So now I ask you to give me your best analogies and metaphors about Obama's policies.
I'm sure you can be more creative than mine: "Obama's economy is like jumping off a 100 story building and when you're 90 stories down, he tells you so far so good."
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It seems the overriding standing policy of Obama is “When the Going Gets Tough, It’s Time to Take Another Vacation.”
Obama’s Crisis management style was seen clearly during the BP oil spill. Everytime somebody said “Gulf” he grabbed his clubs and divited his way through another 18 holes.
Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, “Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?”
Obama replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?”, asked Tonto.
Obama pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Whats it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto says, “Obama, you dumber than steaming buffalo chip. It mean somebody stole the tent.”
Great joke. Got anymore?
When you drive the car into a ditch in "D", you need to shift into "R" to back out of the ditch.
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native Americans present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his red sisters and brothers.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
Now it is shifting to "R" because it is time to get real.
His ut of the ditch metafor is worn out. Does he not realize he’s drove us over the cliff?
Obama frequently tries to channel Richard Pryor. You can tell from his dialect.
Obama’s regime can be summed up thusly: Terrorists are pouring into the windows of the Whitehouse, and Obama calls for an end to Republican hate and disinformation. Media buys it lock, stock and barrel.
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