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Let's write a joke...Lisa Murkowski, Charlie Crist, Arlen Spector, Mike Castle walk into a bar....
Posted on 09/23/2010 11:03:56 AM PDT by ken5050
Just want to see where this goes....
TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: robot
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and the bartender is Orrin Hatch...
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:03:59 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
Normally these jokes max out at three people walking into the bar.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:07:07 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: ken5050
This could become a novel
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:07:29 AM PDT
by
blueyon
(The U. S. Constitution - read it and weep)
To: ken5050
...and find Barack Obama's birth certificate in the Ladies Room.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:08:22 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The only stable state is one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
To: ken5050
They are summarily ejected by the new bouncer, Mama Grizzly.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:09:32 AM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: ken5050
because the bar was set low to begin with.
To: ken5050
...and they ended up washing dishes because they couldn’t pay their tab. All they had were credit cards, and no one likes a charging RINO.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:09:46 AM PDT
by
MCH
To: ken5050
The bartender looks at them and says:
“What is this, a joke?”
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:10:00 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: MCH
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:10:20 AM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: don-o
Well, they’re not talking about physics or NASCAR...
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:10:37 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: ken5050
and order 3 Shirley Temples and an Apricot Sour...
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:10:42 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(Imam Obama)
To: ken5050; Tijeras_Slim
and there is a robot bartender
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:11:19 AM PDT
by
don-o
("At this point, Islam is just surging into a vacuum" - Mrs Don-o)
To: ken5050
They TRY to go into a bar. Can’t get through the door because they have their hands in each others’ pockets.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:11:23 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: ken5050
The bar tender says “You folks got any I.D.?” And Charlie Christ says “About what?”
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:11:53 AM PDT
by
70th Division
(I love my country but fear my government!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Cause they don’t know Scat. I like that one.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:12:25 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: ken5050
the bartender says no animals allowed except bonafide service animals, so you Rinos have to leave...
To: ken5050
Let's write a joke...Lisa Murkowski, Charlie Crist, Arlen Spector, Mike Castle walk into a bar.... 1. You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. And the Grizzly bar kilt 'em.
3. ...where Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe were serving as waitresses.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:13:57 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
To: ken5050
They tell the bartender that they're Republicans...
... the bartender pisses in a mug and tells them it's BEER.
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:14:46 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: ken5050
and John Kerry asks, “Hey, why the long faces?”
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:15:42 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
To: ken5050
and meet Ted Kennedy there.
Ted says, “Hey, let’s do a pub crawl. I’m driving.”
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posted on
09/23/2010 11:16:19 AM PDT
by
Azeem
(The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No.")
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