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DUmmie FUnnies 9-26-10 (Kerry Blames Stupid Voters For Democrat Problems)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 26, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/26/2010 6:07:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies seem to mostly agree with John F. Kerry's OBSERVATION that stupid voters are to blame for the current problems of the Democrats. Ummm... Who's stupid here, John? This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry." Or maybe it was explained to him that Granny's lapses into a vaguely Germanic foreign tongue were merely a ancient form of Gaelic as spoken in the section of Ireland known as County Kohn. Of course, Kerry might not be the stupidest politician out there. That prize has to go to his 2004 running mate who made a sex tape with his mistress and somehow thought it would remain permanently unknown to the public. A piece of advice. Sex tapes of famous people NEVER remain hidden from view. Anyway, the DUmmies seem to mostly agree with Kerry about the supposed stupidity of American voters as you can see in this THREAD, "Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image troubles." So let us now watch the stupid DUmmies analyze Kerry's stupid opinion about why the voters are rejecting the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, aka The Coupon Whisperer, is in the [brackets]:

Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image troubles

[I still have the image of Kerry wearing that Bunny Wabbit outfit in 2004.]

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) this week said an uninformed public is largely to blame for the Democrats' problems heading into November's midterms, the Boston Herald reports. “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry said Friday in Boston, according to the Herald. "A lot of the anger today — while it’s appropriate because Washington is broken — is not directed at the right people."

[The problem for Kerry and the Democrats is that the electorate is paying TOO MUCH attention to the foibles of the Democrats. Now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

They should be angry...at the Republicans.

[Yes, it's the Republicans fault for serving up the crap sandwich known as ObamaCare.]

Kerry knows all about "out of touch"! And how to f*ck off an election!

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from making that election right.]

He is an everyday working mans senator

[Who happens to live in his wife's mansion in Nantucket and sails around on a tax avoidance yacht.]

The fact is that Obama helped the economy turn

[...sour.]

you talk of things that are not even legally in effect yet, try waiting to see if all the pretty words really come true. & since you mentioned Kerry: what happened on 2004 when he continually claimed he had "Lawyers lined up to challenge any voting irregularities"?

[That was mostly WILLIAM RIVERS PITT making those claims about papers being filed in obscure Ohio courthouses. Those election results will be overturned in just 24 business hours.]

I don't see where he has done anything even remotely approaching "exceptional." His performance has been poor to mediocre, at best.

[EEEEK! How dare you question the abilities of the Mighty Ozbama? Your tombstoning will go into effect...NOW!]

blame the voters. thats a sure way to win.

[And don't forget to blame Bush!]

Kerry is about the 6th most liberal person in the Senate

[Lenin, Stalin, and Mao must be among the other five.]

The media is assisting the Republicans in distorting the message

[In what alternate universe is Katy Couric and Brian Williams helping the Republicans?]

Why is it not clear to the Democratic leaders by now that they need to persuade some of the ubber-rich liberals to buyout and own some news media in order to counter the rethugs and Faux News as well as other so-called conservative media - beats my imagination.

[I think they already own leftwing media called NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, NPR, etc.]

We do need to be able to counter the RW BS as soon as it is being spun. They have a neatly thread network that gets out their twisted messages in no time at all. And, it becomes the first thing many news outlets and even ordinary people see,hear about and read.

[ONE network only is not lockstep liberal and that has the DUmmies in a panic mode.]

they stuffed the electronic ballot boxes, THAT is why we got 8 nightmare years, plus a GOP gov in Georgia, only Republicans allowed to be in the same room while recounting votes, etc.

[Getting that excuse line up to explain away this November's election results?]

Kerry - you and your buddies let out a huge fart. Don't blame it on the dog. For God's sake, take some responsibility for your own stink.

[Note to Obama and Democrats: Take responsibility for your own stink.]

No Shit.. Kerry is a Jackass for this remark.

[Your Kewpie Doll will arrive right after your tombstoning ceremony.]

Kerry hardly gets what he says right.. Just look at 2004 and his boners during the campaign

[So that explains why Kerry had to loudly order an EXTRA LARGE jockstrap in front of reporters. Got that? EXTRA LARGE!]

I've ever since been convinced that he purposefully threw the election with that whole Swift Boat think and his spineless response.. Kerry is an owned man, just like the rest of the Blue Dogs, Hillary, biden and Obama included. They are nothing more than sock puppets like Bush*

[How about a Temporary Sock Puppet like a certain patron of Bukowski's?]


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To: PJ-Comix
"A lot of the anger today — while it’s appropriate because Washington is broken. . . ."

Let's see, that would be the Washington that is completely controlled by . . . mm, could it be? . . . the DEMOCRATS!

41 posted on 09/26/2010 2:17:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't see where he has done anything even remotely approaching "exceptional." His performance has been poor to mediocre, at best.

Teresa Kerry checks in. . . .

42 posted on 09/26/2010 2:25:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the Democratic leaders . . . . need to persuade some of the ubber-rich liberals to buyout and own some news media in order to counter the rethugs and Faux News as well as other so-called conservative media. . . .

Great idea! Yeah, let's start up a, a WHOLE RADIO NETWORK, yeah, and we'll call it, um, let's call it . . . AIR AMERICA! Progressive talk radio ALL . . . DAY . . . LONG! WOO! We'll DOMINATE the airwa--Oh, wait. . . . Never mind.

43 posted on 09/26/2010 2:35:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kerry hardly gets what he says right.. Just look at 2004 and his boners. . . .


44 posted on 09/26/2010 2:52:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: Condor51; PJ-Comix
I'm using terminology above that I grew up speaking in Chicago, like everyone else did.

Same here. I was born (1953) and raised on the north side of the city of Chicago, and that's the way it was. Everyone was defined and referred to (often in un-PC terms) by their ethnic identity, and it was . . . OK.

45 posted on 09/26/2010 3:03:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Grandson of Swedish immigrants)
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To: PJ-Comix

O’s mother was a Jew.


46 posted on 09/26/2010 3:50:38 PM PDT by EverOnward
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah, well I blame stupid voters for the dimocrat majority we have.
47 posted on 09/26/2010 4:15:58 PM PDT by NickFlooding (Canceling out liberal votes since 1972.)
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To: EverOnward
O’s mother was a Jew.

Only if you believe questionable StormFront genealogy. I checked out his maternal family tree. All gentile back to the first Dunham born in Massachusetts Bay Colony in 1640. Judging from your archived posts you seem to have a certain unhealthy obsession with jew-know-what. Perhaps you need a HEALTHY obsession with coupons.

48 posted on 09/26/2010 6:03:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Condor51

“Bohunk”

I never KNEW where that word came from! Thanks...

and..what’s a lugan?

Think of all those terrific WWII era movies using all the ‘slurs’....it was ‘manly’ talk, back then, and not necessarily negative...


49 posted on 09/26/2010 10:32:59 PM PDT by bitt
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To: PJ-Comix

I know exactly what you mean about the old ladies with the small angry mouths. They act like the money is coming out of their own pocket. Ad matching at Walmart is just as bad.


50 posted on 09/27/2010 12:25:36 AM PDT by beckysueb
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To: Charles Henrickson
*** Everyone was defined and referred to (often in un-PC terms) by their ethnic identity, and it was . . . OK. ***

Exactly.
My mom was One of Seven kids, all 'Irish and German' descent. Our family was like a league of nations and everyone used those *terms*, including themselves.

My dad was German, Aunt Sophie was Bohemian, Uncle Stanley was Polish, Aunt Teressa Italian, Uncle Bob was German, Aunt Joyce was English British, and Aunt Leona was just a B*tch(not joking)

So you can guess at what they were called, and called themselves.

And when all my first cousins started getting married, forgetaboutit.

somehow one of my older 'Irish-German-Bohemian' female first cousins got a WASP from Kenilworth to marry her. Now that was a shocker :-)

51 posted on 09/27/2010 5:11:49 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: bitt
*** and..what’s a lugan? ***

lol. A 'Lugan' is a person from Lithuania.

'Most' but not all, emigrated to the USA after WWII. And 'most' made Chicago their new home in the USA. But 'all' had to do it legally and the waiting period was up to ten years.

And 'typically' once in Chicago the Lithuanians would first live in Bridgeport, then move to Brighton Park and then to Marquette Park after the kiddies were grown and out of HS (though that was kinda like just to 'show off'). Incomes for families in Brighton Park and Marquette Park were pretty much equal.

My wife and her parents finally came here in 1956 after years & years of waiting. She was about 6-7 and is Lithuanian & German. [I first met her when she was 14 and that was pretty much it for me :-)]

In my old Chicago 'hood', we had Irish, Germans, Polish, Lithuanians and 'mixed breeds'. :-). In HS I could swear in three languages.

52 posted on 09/27/2010 5:40:08 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Yardstick
LOL. I was subconsciously thinking the same thing. Sort of like being cross examined, and if you mess up one time it's . . .

NO ADVIL FOR YOU!!!

53 posted on 09/27/2010 8:28:02 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,”

I agree. Hoping for change and all....


54 posted on 09/27/2010 8:44:11 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Didn't he serve in Vietnam? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Nixon sent him to Cambodia on Christmas day before Nixon became president. It's seared, seared in his memory.

He did get three Purple Hearts for scratches and splinters.

55 posted on 09/27/2010 1:01:40 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Condor51

"My finger's stuck..."

56 posted on 09/27/2010 11:16:15 PM PDT by bitt
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