Posted on 10/27/2010 12:36:27 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Olivia Wilde has seen the future, and if you don't vote, it's "terrifying."
The stunning "House" star gets political in a new video for MoveOn.org called "Back From the Future," aimed at increasing voter turnout by showing what will happen if Democrats don't hit the polls.
It starts with a mock newscast to show just how bad things have gotten in the future.
"Pamela Anderson announced today that she and MTV 'Jersey Shore' star The Situation will be getting married in early November," a news anchor reports. "We'll be devoting all our resources to this story, even taking reporters off of congressional races to bring you by minute by minute breaking news."
The faux news report is interrupted by a frenzied Olivia Wilde, broadcasting from a post-apocalyptic year 2057, who introduces herself as "Olivia Kickin' Chipotle Glazed Time Warner."
That's because in this nightmare future, everyone has to go by brand names.
"You're about to make a huge mistake," she says. "One that changes our country forever."
Warning that she, from the future, knows "you" didn't vote in the upcoming 2010 elections, Wilde says "that's when it all went wrong."
So what do we have to fear?
According to the video, Republicans take over Congress, merge with corporations and create a monster entity called RepubliCorp.
In the future, Social Security is replaced by a "daily motivational email from John Boehner" and a literal fat cat -- an obese tabby -- is in charge of financial regulation.
Not to mention "the two most terrifying words in the English language: President Palin."
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
"....brought to you by Carls' Jr."
Yeah, as opposed to the awesome future we all have under 0bama.
Buy a clue, lady!
Did you happen to hear all the nice stuff Mike Ditka was saying about Palin on Fox News either yesterday or Monday morning? He was going on and on ... all very positive ...
A terrifying future in which womyn and metros will be required to endure an actual full time job, pay their share of state taxes, and/or have occasional morning sickness. Oh the horror!
Communists are clinically insane. Their ideology has so warped their view of the factual universe that they cannot be reasoneed with. They can only be deprived of power.
daily motivational email from Joy Bahar
Olivia Wildly Wrong strikes again.
Her former co-star has seen the light, iirc.
For real! They can’t even TRY to be original. It makes my skin crawl knowing that I had sex with that woman. Yuck!
What a waste of time and resources
Idiocracy IS our future.
Because liberal elites are decidedly "antibreeder" and "much to smart" to get caught up in raising a family.
“I’m famous, therefore, I’m smart.”
These people are really taken with themselves.
What does this dame contribute to the nation?
Now the Hollywood Reds are using not only Revisionist History but Revisionist Futurism too!
Ooooooh, how scary! A front for the Communist Party is saying bad things about Sarah Palin!
Wonder what she looks like when she does her own hair and makeup and has her picture taken with a real camera and no photoshooping.
Her parents and relatives are commies
Her uncle is Alexander Cocksburn who writes for the nation
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Olivia, dear, she’s not running.
I had a post deleted for posting dialogue from Idiocracy.
Not sure why, it was a prescient film about the Obama presidency
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