Ruh-Roh… Coons Camp Blasts Out Midday Email Expressing Turnout Worries

GateWay Pundit ^ | 10/02/2010 | Jim Hoft

[Cecilia Trent]

Ruh-Roh…. This wasn’t supposed to happen. Chris Coons shot out an email to supporters today begging them to get out to the polls.

But… But… This race was supposed to be a lock?

[End Times Sentinel]

Let’s not get too excited here... Coons’ supporters don’t usually wake up from their marijuana and late night T.V. orgies until 2 pm.

[TSgt]

Correct, they are probably just getting out of the shower. Wait, it’s Tuesday, they shower on Fridays. Never mind...

[MrEdd]

Tokyo Rove has given Coons his best effort.

[EQAndyBuzz]

He’s trying to depress Republicans from getting out there to vote.

[RetSignman]

They shower?

[HerrBlucher]

That little Coons monkey is gonna get spanked, and how.

[wiggen]

Shes 7-9.7 on Intrade so still a huge underdog.

[Rational Thought]

Small state, turn out is everything.

[aces]

Coons you commie basta%$#, rot in hades boy..

[albie]

Don’t thier Mom’s make them clean thier basement rooms on Tuesdays?

[tennmountainman]

Tokyo Rove has given Coons his best effort.

There have been several sightings of “Tokyo Rove” driving a borrowed “Pimped-Out” Ray Nagan Bus, delivering Coons supporters to the polls.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

This one, I want, I want bad.

This will be a pentafecta if we win;

IMMEDIATE (not post 1/20/11) seating of CO’D
Smackdown to Biden
Win for Conservatives, serious underdogs inthis race
Boost for Sarah Palin
Smackdown to Rove

WANT.

[The Comedian]

At the last moment, the Coons campaign magically summons its core constituency of felons, illegal aliens, imaginary friends, and the recently deceased.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Frantzie]

Karl Rove is a piece of crap. He sickens me.

[FlipWilson]

Coons has nothing to worry about. From what I hear, Charles Brown, Ben Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, John B Walton, Daisy Duke, Bo Duke, Luke Duke, Yogi Bear, Bob T. Builder, T. Mangum, Steven Garret, Dora Explorer, Walker T. Ranger, Scooby D. Doo, Straw B. Shortcake, John Locke, Ben Linus, Jack Bauer, Laura Kroft, Danny Phantom, P. Floyd and a whole lot of other people who can best be descibed as a bunch of characters have not yet voted.

[biggredd1]

I want Delaware bad, absolutely!! Go Christine!!!!!!!!!

[BreezyDog]

You give Intrade way too much prognostication credit...

[linn37]

Here in Pa Toomey is doing the same thing.

[Logic n' Reason]

If this is legal...and I see no reason why it isn't...one must ask one's self....

Why didn't/isn't the O'Donnell camp "blasting out" an e-mail saying THEY'RE worried about turnout?????????????????

Good for the goose, good for the gander, what?

Why is it that conservatives/republicans are always "re-active" instead of "proactive"?

Inquiring minds want to know!