[PJ-Comix]

So it begins. Fasten your seatbelts for what might be the FUnniest of all DUFU nights...and days ahead.

[Question Liberal Authority]

I agree. I also have a very very good feeling about tonight.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[nesnah]

Thank you, PJ. I always read this thread. It makes for many laughs.

[MrEdd]

Dewey Wins

[Parley Baer]

Suicide watch begins over at DU. Hahahahahahaha.

[therightliveswithus]

This is better than comedy!

[Question Liberal Authority]

I believe we will have 54 Senate seats, 234 House Seats, and have a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

They didn't get anything done with 60 seats. How is 54 going to help?

[mnehring]

Sorry Frank.

Next time you’re found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got prop 19 hopes, he’s got prop 19 hopes
He’s got prop 19 apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you’re gettin’ low
‘stead of lettin’ go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin’ that dam

but he’s got prop 19 hopes, he’s got prop 19 hopes
He’s got prop 19 apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you’re feelin’ bad
‘stead of feelin’ sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All dems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another dem kerplop
Oops, there goes another dem kerplop
Oops, there goes another dem kerplop
Kerplop!

[Celtic Cross]

"I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I-"

But Mr. DUer, look at the polls. The 'rats are getting beaten-

"Shuddup FReeper troll cheater election stealer troll bot! I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe..."

[Darkwolf377]

Geez, that’s the best they can muster? They must all be drunk already.

[Jim from C-Town]

“So let us now watch the DUmmies in the moments before their shattered innocence express their HIGH HOPES in Bolshevik Red”

There are no innocents over there, they are all pro-marxist, Pro-abortion accomplices to murder!

[cripplecreek]

a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

Virg Bernero is going to overcome that 20 point deficit for a spectacular come from behind win?

[2ndDivisionVet]

[GeronL]

how does that ant, move the rubber tree plant?

Cuz he’s got HIGH HOPES

[mc5cents]

Republicans: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
DUmmies: Yes I have!
Republicans: Look
DUmmies: Just a flesh wound.

[libbylu]

CNN is showing Florida results. THE POLLS HAVE NOT CLOSED IN THE PANHANDLE!!!! What the heck are they thinking?
There cause I can’t handle Shep.

[mikrofon]

It looks like DU will be “Club Meds” again tonight...

[freedumb2003]

Link???

[netmilsmom]

Thanks for going to the belly of the beast for us!

[JerseyDvl]

They have been uncharacteristically optimistic, even for DUmmies.

BUT....now that polls are closing, reality is setting in and it is FUnny.

Here are a few of my early faves:

This Pisses Me off To No End
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9447720

Fu#% all this. I can’t watch anymore. I’m gonna play Starcraft
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9447794