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Toaster Related Deaths at an All-Time High
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| November 26, 2010
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Posted on 11/23/2010 7:17:47 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Clearly it’s time for some common-sense toaster legislation.
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
11/23/2010 7:45:57 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Congratulations to Josh Hamilton - AL MVP)
To: Jeff Winston
Do flying toasters apply?
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posted on
11/23/2010 7:46:28 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Jeff Winston
I support toaster registration, and required training classes before someone is licensed to use a toaster.
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posted on
11/23/2010 7:48:37 PM PST
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: dfwgator
To: Jack Hydrazine
My pet Eggos fear the Toaster. Now I know why.
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
11/23/2010 7:57:00 PM PST
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Why hasn’t the Attorney General issued a recall? Why hasn’t the FLOTUS warned the parents and children? Where is the department of Homeland Security? Slackers, Slackers!
To: GILTN1stborn
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posted on
11/23/2010 7:57:45 PM PST
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
All around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most.
I don’t wanna brag i don’t wanna boast,
I always tell ‘em I like toast.
TOAST! Yeah TOAST!
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posted on
11/23/2010 8:01:07 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Scratch a “progressive” and a fascist bleeds)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Toasters must be banned, a few idiots kill themselves, is not ok. Here in San Diego a couple of idiots used attack kites to buzz the walkway in Mission Bay, Arrest the offenders, no, Ban the Kites.
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posted on
11/23/2010 8:08:41 PM PST
by
Foolsgold
(L I B Lacking in Brains)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
11/23/2010 8:34:48 PM PST
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Toaster Related Deaths at an All-Time HighI'm reasonably sure that deaths from every possible cause is at an all time high...(considering the difficulty in getting undead.)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
My toaster has been laughing at me, and sometimes even tells me to do things... Bad things.Toasters lie. Obey the spatula.
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posted on
11/23/2010 8:41:06 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Dogbert41
Lol....I'm sure the whole experience brings back happy memories... /s
To: null and void
The guy is mental! That’s what led to the unfortunate accident involving the trash compactor!
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posted on
11/23/2010 9:01:41 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others)
To: Foolsgold
Assault toasters will jump up and kill you for no reason.
Watch out for those with extra chambers.
To: Jack Hydrazine
I rarely watched the tv series
Soap, but the one scene I do
recall is Richard Mulligan waxing on how dangerous a
combination bagels and toasters are:
"...the bagel gets stuck, and you stick in the butter knife..."
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
On the bright side.........OBAMA IS TOAST! LOL
To: Jack Hydrazine
So this is how the Cylons started rebelling........
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posted on
11/23/2010 9:04:31 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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