What Exciting Enemies of America Will Dangle From Obama's Christmas Tree This Year?

American Thinker ^ | December 8, 2010 | Stella Paul

[Trafalgar123]

Last year, our beloved president celebrated his first White House Christmas in trademark style: he decorated the tree with shiny images of Chairman Mao, transvestite Hedda Lettuce and his own smiling face, carved into Mt. Rushmore.

What special holiday magic will grace the White House tree this year? Here are some suggestions for decorations that glamorously showcase America's worst enemies, flashiest sexual deviants and most over-the-top narcissistic presidential fantasies.

How about a silver Christmas ball with a smiling Julian Assange? He looks like a Christmas elf, anyway, so this concept could really deliver. Plus, with that rape charge in Sweden, you get a twofer: an American enemy and a sexual degenerate.

If Obama just wants to go with the sexual degeneracy thing, why not hang Janet Napolitano on his tree? No one has enabled more groping, fondling and molesting of innocent Americans, from crying 3-year-olds to 80-year-old nuns, than our dedicated overseer of the TSA.

Admittedly, it's tough to find a mass murderer as accomplished as Chairman Mao, who slaughtered 50 million of his countrymen; so, this year's decoration may not quite live up to last year's bloody standards. Let's see...Uncle Joe Stalin? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Saddam Hussein?

I've got it -- Osama bin Laden! But let's not honor him with a White House perch because of his orchestration of 9/11 -- that would be in poor taste. Instead, America should celebrate him, as the great Senator Patty Murray suggested, for his humanitarian work in establishing day care centers.

Now, as for an Obamanian fantasy to top Mt. Rushmore, we'll have to think outside the box. Already, Obama has assured us he can stop the seas, heal the planet, and magically unite the world by bloviating in front of Styrofoam columns. What's left?

Ah yes, the ultimate fantasy! Obama standing in the boxing ring with a knocked-out Sarah Palin at his feet. Americans can rest easy, because that fantasy will never happen.

[screaminsunshine]

Hugo Ornament?

[MeganC]

In a few years when we ask what enemies of America are hanging from Sarah Palin’s Christmas tree as ornaments we’ll be talking about actual people.

[MeganC]

That’s a compliment, btw!

[rdcbn]

I thought this was a joke.

It’s not not a joke -Obama actually did have Mao, Hedda Lettuce and I think Che Guevara ornaments on the White House Christmas Tree.

[paulycy]

[cripplecreek]

Lets not forget the ACORN Christmas cookies.

[MamaDearest]

The Obamas must delight in adding bulbs with nefarrious people and proclivities as their stealth obscene gesture toward about 80% of Americans. Helen Thomas bulbs for instance would be telling of them and their intentions. WikiLeaks hasn't said more about zero than most of us and the rest of the world already knew.

P's Outfielder Luke Scott questions Obama's birthplace

Snip: “He was not born here. That’s my belief. I was born here,” Scott said. ”If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn’t answer anything. And why? Because he’s hiding something.”

[MamaDearest]

Correction: O’s Outfielder (wrong key hit).

[Viking2002]

If you want to put the subject of 'Obama's Enemies of America' in perspective, I'm rather disappointed that he doesn't have my smiling, Communist-loathing mug on an ornament. Or my avatar, anyway. I'd be rather flattered if he did.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[cripplecreek]

I’ll get back to you with your ornament in a bit. LOL

[Viking2002]

Ah. Immortalized on a pagan Winter Solstice ornament as an Enemy of the State for fighting to be a free man who believes in God and Country. I'll gladly look into the eyes of my Maker for daring to do so. LOL

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[cripplecreek]

Just a quick patch up job.

[Viking2002]

Thank you, sir. I am officially adopting this as my holiday avatar until the new year. Or every year, until Obama bursts into flames.

Props to cripplecreek for the graphics!

[cripplecreek]

Subversive seasons greetings.

[mowowie]

Diversity!!

[mowowie]

That is pretty AWESOME!

[blackie]

Yep, O’s slugger Luke Scott, nailed it!!