Posted on 12/26/2010 8:16:50 AM PST by Sprite518
Interesting read and thanks.
instead of a tux he should be married in his infamous pajamas.
snicker!
Hef’s such a virile stud to be able to catch such a young beauty.
;-)
(I figure that when God turns off the spigot, it ought’a stay off. He always has good reasons!)
Isn’t Heffner an unknown twin to Larry King???
Or are they the same person?
Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time???
I always heard that it was Linda’s hubby Chuck Trainor who was fellated by Sammy Davis.
“Davis was married three times, first to Loray White, a dancer; to actress May Britt, with whom he had one daughter and adopted two sons; and to Altovise Gore, a former showgirl”
Good luck!
A disgusting, shallow man.
85yo farmer goes to Dr and says he wants a pre marital physical.
Dr checks him out, says he is in pretty good health and wants to know what he ‘expects’ out of his upcoming marriage to a 20 something.
“Why Doc, I want an heir, don’t like what I have produced so far”.
“Well then, my advice to you is to hire a couple of hands so you can concentrate on your ‘task’”.
10 months later farmer goes to Dr with wife and lo and behold, she is pregnant.
The Dr is feeling pretty smug and says “How are those hired hands doing”?
“Not so good, both of them are also pregnant”.
“Didn’t some old fart’s in the bible marry young one’s.”
1 When King David was very old, he could not keep warm even when they put covers over him. 2 So his attendants said to him, “Let us look for a young virgin to serve the king and take care of him. She can lie beside him so that our lord the king may keep warm.”
3 Then they searched throughout Israel for a beautiful young woman and found Abishag, a Shunammite, and brought her to the king. 4 The woman was very beautiful; she took care of the king and waited on him, but the king had no sexual relations with her. - I Kings 1:1-4
And in that same vein, I doubt ol’ Hef will have sexual relations with his new playmate. It’s just to keep him warm.
Viagra.
I’m not sure her grandparents were, either.
My guess is that when he dies, it will take the poor undertaker 3 days to get the smile off his face and another week and a baseball bat to get the casket lid closed.
Pull a bowling ball through a garden hose — with her lips.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, one can get gonorrhea and other less prevalent forms of STDs from oral sex.
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