Skip to comments.Playboy's Hefner announces Christmas engagement on Twitter
Posted on 12/26/2010 8:16:50 AM PST by Sprite518
Hugh Hefner, the twice-married founder of Playboy, is taking the plunge again.
Hefner, 84, said on Saturday in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, got engaged on Friday
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How about the ones who have no possible interest, who are stamping their feet about it? You do know he doesn’t care what we think,,,right?
Hef has a daughter, she must be wayyyyy older than her step-mother!(snicker)
Somebody's been watching Harold and Maude!
She's 58, old enough to be her step-mother's grandmother!
Guys his age don’t use Viagra for the sex part. They use it to stop pissing on their shoes.
For the girl, I guess it’s like winning a beauty contest—prizes and all?
For the old fool, I guess he thinks he makes him look virile? Maybe guys see it that way; but to this old lady (old enough to be his later daughter), he just looks pathetic and desperate.
No, guys...I’m not jealous. Just shaking-my-head amused by this silly fellow’s failure to grow.
I’d hit it twice.
I guess this is a March-December romance?
haha...if it’s EARLY March and December 31st!
I can just see them chatting about their common interests: Music, movies, historical events such as, “where were you when Pearl Harbor was hit?”
That picture looks like a nursing home patient and his second shift nurse.
God, so many jealous people on here!
Didn’t some old fart’s in the bible marry young one’s.
I say good for him!
She said that EVERY playmate, and many others at the Mansion knew that their job was to satisfy Hefner 24/7. BJs were his daily/hourly favorite, but always “covered,’ as he was afraid of VD or a paternity lawsuit.
A hero of the lib left, and a hard core employee abuser.
at least Hef’s not trying to be like Muhammed, marrying a 9-year-old
one must believe that at 24 y.o. this woman has never known even a glimmer of a truly loving relationship, b/c if she had she could never settle for “marriage” to that geriatric Viagra ad, no matter how much money and “career opportunity” she hopes may be involved....
Wow, who knew he owned a pair of pants.
An old man should not marry a young girl.
Christie was born in November 8, 1952. She could be this girls mother.
That’s got to be one 24 year old with some serious Daddy issues. Even given the gold-digger aspect and the undoubted allure of both the Playboy legacy and the big bucks, dating, let alone marrying somebody 60 years older, is indicative of some serious mental issues. IMHO
The real inside scoop from an ex-playmate (Hef watches gay porn to get aroused, Viagra is a must, multiple playmates stand by and cheer him on so he can reach orgasm!)
CAUTION EXPLICIT INTERVIEW DETAILS
That ALREADY happened. Four years ago when he was 80 and she was 20.
But in 36 years, he'll be 120, which will be twice her age of 60.
the real heirs in his realm are his two younger sons ...I would guess the daughter already has most of her shares etc
but...they are in trouble...big and may not survive except as a “name”...a trademark which is still very valuable
both they and Penthouse have collapsed financially, it's bad enough that Hef’s digs in Holmby Hills are on the market but his ad sales per issue are a fraction of the old days...and they never made a good internet transition
they are simply too tame for what is out there for free
there was always the rumour from Linda Lovelace’s biography that Hefner let actually homosexual Sammy Davis Jr practice fellatio taught by Lovelace to all of them in the grotto on Hefner himself
Robert Culp was there too supposedly
it's an odd setting...like an continual pan sexual orgy and Bacchanalia carried on in a co-ed college dorm but with a dorm mother...and Otter has gotten way too old
If so, she might want to consult a square and up-tight securities analyst.
Someone who bought a hunk of Playboy shares after the crash of '87, when the dust settled out, would be below break-even as of Christmas '10. Someone who loaded up on Playboy common anytime in 1979 would be also be below break-even.
Guess where the bulk of Hef's wealth is? In Playboy stock. [The Playboy mansion is actually owned by Playboy Enterprises. Hefner pays rent.]
Should Mr. Hefner pass on, and the future Mrs. Hefner gets her hands on a hunk of Playboy stock, she'd be wise to, ah, "move on."
Congratulations. Heck the guy is 84. Can’t he live his life the way he see fit. I mean who knows how much time he has left. It is a shame that he married those two other women. This one could be the one.....lol.
Ooooo, Holly must be pissed off!!
Interesting read and thanks.
instead of a tux he should be married in his infamous pajamas.
Hef’s such a virile stud to be able to catch such a young beauty.
(I figure that when God turns off the spigot, it ought’a stay off. He always has good reasons!)
Isn’t Heffner an unknown twin to Larry King???
Or are they the same person?
Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time???
I always heard that it was Linda’s hubby Chuck Trainor who was fellated by Sammy Davis.
“Davis was married three times, first to Loray White, a dancer; to actress May Britt, with whom he had one daughter and adopted two sons; and to Altovise Gore, a former showgirl”
A disgusting, shallow man.
85yo farmer goes to Dr and says he wants a pre marital physical.
Dr checks him out, says he is in pretty good health and wants to know what he ‘expects’ out of his upcoming marriage to a 20 something.
“Why Doc, I want an heir, don’t like what I have produced so far”.
“Well then, my advice to you is to hire a couple of hands so you can concentrate on your ‘task’”.
10 months later farmer goes to Dr with wife and lo and behold, she is pregnant.
The Dr is feeling pretty smug and says “How are those hired hands doing”?
“Not so good, both of them are also pregnant”.
“Didnt some old farts in the bible marry young ones.”
1 When King David was very old, he could not keep warm even when they put covers over him. 2 So his attendants said to him, Let us look for a young virgin to serve the king and take care of him. She can lie beside him so that our lord the king may keep warm.
3 Then they searched throughout Israel for a beautiful young woman and found Abishag, a Shunammite, and brought her to the king. 4 The woman was very beautiful; she took care of the king and waited on him, but the king had no sexual relations with her. - I Kings 1:1-4
And in that same vein, I doubt ol’ Hef will have sexual relations with his new playmate. It’s just to keep him warm.
I’m not sure her grandparents were, either.
My guess is that when he dies, it will take the poor undertaker 3 days to get the smile off his face and another week and a baseball bat to get the casket lid closed.
Pull a bowling ball through a garden hose — with her lips.
Also, one can get gonorrhea and other less prevalent forms of STDs from oral sex.
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