Posted on 01/03/2011 5:21:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix
ONE-TWO!
ONE-TWO!
ONE-TWO!
ONE-TWO! ONE-TWO! ONE-TWO! ONE-TWO! ONE-TWO! ONE-TWO!
LEFT-RIGHT!
LEFT RIGHT!
LEFT-RIGHT!
LEFT-RIGHT! LEFT-RIGHT! LEFT-RIGHT! LEFT-RIGHT! LEFT-RIGHT! LEFT-RIGHT!
Combination after coupon combination!
Getting strong now
Won't be long now
Getting strong now
Yeah, baby! Today to an outside observer I probably appeared like some ordinary shlub obsessed with coupons walking up and down the aisles of Walgreen's. However, in my own mind I was the ROCKY of couponers scoring hit after hit on deal after deal. They just kept coming one after another. FREE Omega Factor 3 which yielded Register Rewards to get me FREE SalonPas Arthritis Pain Patches which yielded me Register Rewards to get me FREE (almost) Sinex spray which yielded up yet more Register Rewards to get me FREE Omega 3 again orrrrrr....the mother lode of all deals...a big $30 box of Colonaide cleanse which, after simply using the WAG booklet $20 coupon plus a $10 RR, fell before me in a FREE knockdown.
Did I need most of this stuff? Not really but it won't hurt to try out, say, that colon cleanse. Hey, it was FREE!
And I got a LOT of other stuff as the Walgreens Catalina machines kept spitting out out a horde of register rewards...even for stuff I didn't expect like FREE Afrin nasal spray and FREE Breathrite.
Reward after reward. Coupon after coupon. Overage after overage as one product after another product fell before the might of The Coupon Whisperer. A sea of FREE Omega 3s, Sinex, SalonPas, spaghetti sauce, bread, Jimmy Dean Breakfasts, Afrins, Breathrites, and TP. Ay! Ay! Ay! Acai! Cai! Cai! Ma...Ma...Macai! Cai! Cai!
And as the day went on with the stuff piling up I kept getting...stronger and stronger. Yes, I am running up those steeply ascending steps armed with my mighty coupons. Getting closer now. Almost at the top now. And HERE I AM as I jump up and down with my arms upraised in VICTORY!!! Can you hear it? The Rocky theme tune. ADRIAAAAANNNNNNNNNNE!!!
YO!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #109.
Thanks.
BTW, for all you newbies...there were two previous editions of The Coupon Whisperer to this one. Just do an FR search on "Coupon Whisperer" to find them.
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #111.
Here’s a tricky one(for me at least)
A store has candy bars on sale buy 2 get 1 free
I have 3 coupons for the same candy bars buy 1 get 1 free
What would be my optimum buy? 9?
Thanks.
If anyone wants to do the Colonaide deal there is a 5.00 coupon that gets this to a cheap price but not free.
http://www.colonaide.com/images/DrNatura-WebCoupon_081210.pdf
It ends up being 4.99 plus tax if you are taxed in your state. I don’t do many deals like this because they cost me money - I view RR’s as money - but I still will buy one of these just to try it out...even though that is 4.99 that I am not getting back.
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